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  • perfectchaos007
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    But she’s not even a mother. WTA should appologize for not giving it to a mother -Serena

  • She's still got it  

  • Yep it was the Galleria where Rice always plays their indoor matches. While there are some props for this tournament (admission free, Leander Paes and James Blake were also there giving autographs), t

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North American hard court season kicks off this week. The long-time WTA Stanford Premier stop has moved south to San Jose. 

San Jose draw pdf  Garbine, Keys, & the Sistas headline. 

 

Washington DC has an ATP 500 & WTA International. 

Men's draw pdf

Ladies' draw pdf  Caroline & Sloane are top 2. 

 

And now for my yearly rant about this week's WTA TV schedule. Two tourneys in our fucking country, exactly FOUR matches are televised. ESPN2 has the San Jose semis & final, TC has the DC final. Even fucking better, the two finals are on at the exact same fucking time (next Sunday @ 4:00p). Great planning, WTA. At least ESPN3 appears to have daily extra San Jose coverage, not that ESPN+ bullshit. 

Something happened between TC & the Citi Open a couple years ago that cost them their WTA rights. So ridiculous. 

The 2 American teens I’m the biggest buyer on are both Russian-Americans. Sofia kenin and amanda anisimova. Both are playing the San Jose tournament this week which was formerly the Stanford open 

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Hey, who said that shit was formerly Stanford?!

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Serena is scheduled to play the night session Tuesday at San Jose against Konta. Wonder if she'll withdraw just before the match or if she'll actually play.

Serena has taken the court. I guess she'll play afterall. It's in silicon valley which I think is where her and her husband live so perhaps it was convenient for her to play

Serena got rekt 1,0 by Konta. Pathetic. Before the match Announcers were talking about a 3 generation black family that was in attendance watching Serena for the first time. Moral of the story, is don’t bother watching Serena play if it’s not a slam because she doesn’t try 

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Kyrgios decided DC wasn’t for him, he’s out with a “hip injury”. 

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And Garbiñe did the same in San Jose, was supposed to play Vika tonight. 

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Petko sends Sloane home from DC after Sloane coasted in the first. 

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Keys out of San Jose with a wrist injury. Quite the attrition this week. 

anyone see Thiem get blasted off the court 1st round yesterday? He was totally gassed from the start.

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Best part about yesterday was Benoit Paire basically having to pay $9K for the right to lose in DC’s first round. That was the difference between his earnings & his fine. 

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Murray played til 3am last night, so withdrew today. 

 

And could be an Angie/Serena R2 in Montreal next week. 

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Vika retires in the 2nd against Danielle Collins, what a fucking week. 

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15 hours ago, spystud13 said:

And could be an Angie/Serena R2 in Montreal next week. 

 

Or Serena could withdraw already, should have known. 

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A. Zverev wins DC. 

Sakkari/Buzarnescu in San Jose on ESPN2, Vekic/Kuzy in DC on TC at the top of the hour. 

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Vekic lost 4 championship points in the 2nd, got boat-raced in the 3rd. This one’s gonna sting for awhile 

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Genie knocked out of her hometown Montreal, but goddamn she looked good today. 

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On 8/3/2018 at 7:47 PM, spystud13 said:

Vika retires in the 2nd against Danielle Collins, what a fucking week. 

 

She was crying on court 4 days ago, does this today. 

 

 

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Very dramatic. 

 

Nice of Elina to be about the only one to help. 

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Sucks half of that is suspended, she deserves all of it. The partner was Alison Van Uytvanck. 

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Isner sent home by Khachanov in two breakers, Rafa/Stan next on TC. 

Tough draw for Nadal. Wouldn't be surprised at all if Cilic takes it - Rafa having trouble with his 1st serve and Cilic looked immaculate against Diego.

Somehow I totally missed this from yesterday

 

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Zverev just suffered one of the worst chokes of the year. Tsitsipas' improbable run continues.

 

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Peng’s weird excuses for her doubles shenanigans. 

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Simona just demolished Garcia in the second, about as well as she can play. 

Rafa/Cilic on ESPN2 now. 

Holy Christ, this is the worst I've seen Rafa look since 2016. He looks absolutely horrendous. Spraying garbage moonballs all over the place.

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Simona/Barty & Sloane/Svitolina in the Montreal semis. 

Nadal had literally no business winning that match and did. Cilic had no tactic beyond ballbashing while redlining and he somehow lost with a few unclutch shanks. Unreal.

7 hours ago, Bodowned said:

Nadal had literally no business winning that match and did. Cilic had no tactic beyond ballbashing while redlining and he somehow lost with a few unclutch shanks. Unreal.

Cilic ended up with 41 errors, I think. Couldn't keep that level up on his service games

i think serena's suffering from postpartum depression and hasn't really gotten a handle on it.  to add this on top of it is crushing.

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That is incredibly mis-reported. He was paroled in March, he had just been re-arrested that night or two before for a parole violation. So if there was anywhere on this planet he could have been less of a threat was where he was then. This story got so much traction because of his re-arrest, not his parole. 

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