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  • perfectchaos007
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    But she’s not even a mother. WTA should appologize for not giving it to a mother -Serena

  • She's still got it  

  • Yep it was the Galleria where Rice always plays their indoor matches. While there are some props for this tournament (admission free, Leander Paes and James Blake were also there giving autographs), t

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Look at is this way... If Josh Gordon or Greg Hardy had completed their probation on a certain day, would anyone really know? Of course not. If they had gotten re-arrested that day, would every single sports site on this planet lead with that? Of course they would. This dude was paroled in March, his name was ONLY brought back up when he was re-arrested. Serena either read a bad headline, or was fed some bad info. That dude could not possibly been in a better place than the jail cell he was in. Terrible, terrible reporting screwed this whole thing up. 

1 hour ago, Bodowned said:

I've missed that Wawrinka backhand. 

When I saw Wawrinka vs Delpo in the US Open a couple of years ago, Stan's backhand was just vicious. 

Delpo could hang with the serves & the forehand but when Stan got lined up to crush a backhand, Delpo really couldn't do much to defend it. I said then (that was the quarterfinals I believe) that if Stan had that backhand for the next two matches that he'd win the title. And he did... and he did.

Peak Federer had a better forehand than peak Wawrinka, but peak Wawrinka’s backhand was/still is better than Federer’s.  Such a fluid and flat stroke 

Federer takes a three-set thriller! Up next is Goffin in the SFs

 

I like the fearlessness and aggressiveness from this Sabalenka chick spy. Halep has played a lot of tennis lately with the open coming up and I could see the upset today and will put a lil chedda on the +277 dog. Woof!

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She’s promising for only 20, but probably has the loudest grunt/shriek/whatever the fuck it is on tour. And that’s saying something. 

Djokovic is through! Now time for Federer to hold up his end of the bargain.

 

 

Fed takes the first set over Goffin. Man I hope Djokovic finally wins this tournament for the first time. He's long overdue to win

If Djoko wins Cincinnati today, he'd be the first player ever to win all nine masters, all four grand slams, the Davis Cup, and the WTF in a single career.

That'd be something.

I have an incredibly hard time believing Fed can challenge at the USO at this point. Cinci courts suit his game so much more and he's been struggling with his ground game and ROS so much. He's relied entirely on his serve to get through his service games...shanking so many balls once he gets into a rally.

Federer's year has seemingly gone off the rails since his brutal choke at Indian Wells. Ugh.

2 hours ago, Bodowned said:

I have an incredibly hard time believing Fed can challenge at the USO at this point. Cinci courts suit his game so much more and he's been struggling with his ground game and ROS so much. He's relied entirely on his serve to get through his service games...shanking so many balls once he gets into a rally.

Federer doesn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell at NYC. His projected draw is: Wawrinka, Murray, Kyrgios, Tsitsipas, Djokovic, Del Potro, Nadal. His age has definitely caught up with him.

Happy Djokovic completed the career Masters slam! I'll pencil him in as the favorite for the US Open with Nadal closely behind

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16 hours ago, satyanash said:

Federer's year has seemingly gone off the rails since his brutal choke at Indian Wells. Ugh.

Wat?

He's ranked #2 and won Stuttgart and made the finals at Cincy. Sure he's not OMG DOMINANT BEST EVAH Federer but he's still top 5 even at his age. I think it's more the top players are getting healthy again - remember he wasn't winning much when Djokovic, Wawrinka, Nadal, and Murray were all healthy. The same guys that were beating him before his recent run weren't around due to injuries. Now that they are back they are beating him again. 

Tennis channel is airing the US Open qualifying rounds live this week. Bouchard just mauled her first round opponent 0,1. I only caught the end of the match but the entire match only lasted 54 minutes

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One of her good friends who whined awhile back that she didn’t get as much attention as Genie for physical reasons. 

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Tennis channel is airing the US Open qualifying rounds live this week. Bouchard just mauled her first round opponent 0,1. I only caught the end of the match but the entire match only lasted 54 minutes

Just watched this 18 year-old hottie defeat some 22 year-old American girl who look like she'd peed in her pants, but has inspiringly already overcome cancer.

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Gotta love Russian tennis players...

 

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Oh yeah Zhuk is hot. Vicki Duval unfortunately hasn't gotten back to where she was pre-cancer. Still pretty incredible to even be back on tour though. Her and Andrew Jones should chat about coming back to their sport after Leukemia 

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Hot Julia on ESPN3 now against 18-year old Ukrainian Dayana Yastremska. 

Just watched this 18 year-old hottie defeat some 22 year-old American girl who look like she'd peed in her pants, but has inspiringly already overcome cancer.

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Gotta love Russian tennis players...
 
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I don't think the Russians allow ugly girls to own tennis racquets. It's strictly enforced.

Interesting graph charting the progression of world #1s in tennis

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Just saw the draw comes out this afternoon. Need to see how it shakes out but am leaning towards picking and betting on Djokovic winning on men's side and Halep for the women. Probably square though. Again a lot depends on the draw, but i see Roger prime for an upset here. He hasn't won it since 2008 and has only been in the finals since losing twice. Hope i'm wrong though. 

50 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Djoker in Roger's quarter. 

Yeah that's brutal for Roger. On the women's side, Halep got a brutal draw with both Williams sisters, Muguruza, Pliskova, and Barty who's had a good summer. 

I watched a Hungarian tennis player lose in the second round of qualifiers earlier today, but even though she lost, I felt like I had won just for watching her move around the court. I have a new Top 5 favorite women's tennis player.

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Here's wishing that everyone has a Slav-ly day.

Wawrinka v. #8 Dimitrov is an incredible first round US Open matchup. Wouldn't surprise me if the betting line on that was even.

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Genie is playing in fucking Hiroshima this week instead of Quebec. Who in the flying fuck advises this girl? She just lost in R1 of a Chicago Challenger the other day, so it’s not like she wasn’t already on the continent. 

11 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Genie is playing in fucking Hiroshima this week instead of Quebec. Who in the flying fuck advises this girl? She just lost in R1 of a Chicago Challenger the other day, so it’s not like she wasn’t already on the continent. 

That's just sad. Is she fucking broke or what. I get trying to climb the challengers for points, but doesn't look like she's actually accomplishing shit at any of these low level events. 

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Forget all that, she’s fucking Canadian. Play in your goddamn home country, shit. 

Well that kinda goes to my point. I wonder if the Hiroshima organizers are paying her some appearance fee that her home country isn't to show up. I would think lower challenger level events wouldn't have a ton of money to use, but nothing else makes sense. 

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20 minutes ago, LonghornGoodfella said:
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This one always makes me laugh. For some reason Google thinks it's Simona, look at her face. It's Lucy Pinder. 

Ha true. Just go with it spy it lightens the mood. Speaking of Simona, I miss her old big titties before breast reduction 

Okay that girl with the F size breasts is holding the racket like a child at his/her first tennis lesson. I have a feeling she’s not a professional....at tennis

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