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Let us be outraged by this! A burka in the swimsuit issue!

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34 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Here's the nuance and I will keep it real simple as I know it may be hard for a few of you to follow.  

Forcing a woman to wear a burka = bad

A woman choosing to wear a burka = not bad

 

Listen guy, I hate hijab. I don’t care if you think it’s irrational or over the top. You will never know if that woman is not forced to wear it. Unfortunately, we can’t ban it in this country. A yarmulke isn’t the same fucking thing as used as a tool of oppression. SoonerChiDoc go fuck yourself you little bitch, I gladly look down on hijab wearers. They deserve to be either pitied for being forced to wear it or are subversive elements like Ilhan Omar and Linda Sarsour.

He's such a cartoon. It's laughable. Like he probably threw something at his computer screen when the image came up on it.

What if hijab is, say, tailored?

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11 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Listen guy, I hate hijab. I don’t care if you think it’s irrational or over the top. You will never know if that woman is not forced to wear it. Unfortunately, we can’t ban it in this country. A yarmulke isn’t the same fucking thing as used as a tool of oppression. SoonerChiDoc go fuck yourself you little bitch, I gladly look down on hijab wearers. They deserve to be either pitied for being forced to wear it or are subversive elements like Ilhan Omar and Linda Sarsour.

You live in a country built by slaves. Get over yourself.

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Everyone has a couple of things that set them off/disgusts them. Hijab belongs in that category for me. It’s actually by and far the #1 thing I hate in this world. It’s a symbol of the Islamic yoke that my ancestral homeland is under. Those with similar Islamist views here in the US wear that shit. Namely Ilhan Omar and Linda Sarsour. I absolutely hate how the media and Madison Avenue are trying to mainstream it in the past decade. Women from Muslim countries should be encouraged to ditch hijab and not have it validated or supported in ads and the press. Wearing hijab is backward and indicates a rejection of Western values. 
My thing that sets me off is guys who suck dick for meth, find Jesus, and then talk about doing incredibly Christlike things like going to the border to shoot refugees with rubber bullets!
21 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Listen guy, I hate hijab. I don’t care if you think it’s irrational or over the top. You will never know if that woman is not forced to wear it. Unfortunately, we can’t ban it in this country. A yarmulke isn’t the same fucking thing as used as a tool of oppression. SoonerChiDoc go fuck yourself you little bitch, I gladly look down on hijab wearers. They deserve to be either pitied for being forced to wear it or are subversive elements like Ilhan Omar and Linda Sarsour.

Lol. I’m the bitch?  Send your bf my way and I’ll cave his skull in.  You’re literally the softest motherfucker in here.  

Sucking dicks?  Cool

Doing drugs? No prob

Being some bigoted upper crust silver spoon bitch ass momma’s boy who sucks dicks for drugs?  Yeah I got a problem with that.  Keep talking shit you bitch.  

Edited by ChiTownDoc
Fuck Icono.

2 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Everyone has a couple of things that set them off/disgusts them. Hijab belongs in that category for me. It’s actually by and far the #1 thing I hate in this world.

Thing Iconoclast hates less than hijab...

Pedophiles diddling 3 year olds

 

Things JohnnyRage hates more than hijab..

Toilet seat pissers

32 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

 They should stay there.

Too bad no one told your parents that, right? Would have done our (not your) country  a favor!!

Edited by achooloco

Meh, Christian fundamentalists wear similar swimsuits. It looks goofy but then so do dudes that wear tshirts in the pool. We can see the gut and manboobs, you are not hiding anything.

 

 

I love the idiots getting their panties in a wad and defending hijab 🧕 on this thread. Come at me ChiTownSooner faget. I would beat the shit out of you if we ever met since you want to start a fight. I love that I’m in mdmost’s head. I don’t give a shit if you or your cabal don’t like me.

Edited by immamac
Earned him a weeklong vacation

Icono moving into the Rocko tier.

8 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I’m jealous of the European countries that have banned the hijab in public places.

You should move to one of those countries.  Try not to suck any dicks on your way out.

5 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I love the idiots getting their panties in a wad and defending hijab 🧕 on this thread. Come at me ChiTownSooner faget. I would beat the shit out of you if we ever met since you want to start a fight. I love that I’m in mdmost’s head. I don’t give a shit if you or your cabal don’t like me.

Does that mean we're not friends anymore?  You know, Icono, if we thought we weren't friends anymore, we just couldn't stand it. 

I fully expect Brie Larson to make this Captain Marvel's new suit

I think I'm lost. Seems like Icono'd should be added to the lexicon.

But to be fair, Persians are kinda creepy

2 hours ago, Calihorn said:

Icono moving into the Rocko tier.

All we need is a paystub.

8 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

Thing Iconoclast hates less than hijab...

Pedophiles diddling 3 year olds

 

Things JohnnyRage hates more than hijab..

Toilet seat pissers

Hijab = bad

 

Fully grown creeper bragging about walking into the changing room full of teenaged girls = gud

18 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

AB's granddaughters say hello:

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150 years behind.  Sounds about right.

Seems like it might be time for a little vacation . . .

Lol. I’m the bitch?  Send your bf my way and I’ll cave his skull in.  You’re literally the softest motherfucker in here.  
Sucking dicks?  Cool
Doing drugs? No prob
Being some bigoted upper crust silver spoon bitch ass momma’s boy who sucks dicks for drugs?  Yeah I got a problem with that.  Keep talking shit you bitch.  

While I do not like sooners, that was nice. Very nice. Haha.
Fuck a burka , such a tease.

You’re looking st it wrong. Since the Arab men weren’t distracted with the skin, they were able to come up with algebra.
56 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


You’re looking st it wrong. Since the Arab men weren’t distracted with the skin, they were able to come up with algebra.

Fuck algebra too if it was the outcome of sexual frustration.... : )

3 hours ago, SKJ said:

Persians are kinda creepy

Persian dudes are creepy, most of them are cocksuckers (my sample size may be small).

Persian chicks can be hot AF. A little on the hairy side, but when they go hot, they go hot.

10 hours ago, F250 said:

dudes that wear tshirts in the pool. We can see the gut and manboobs, you are not hiding anything.

When I turned into a chubby teenager, I used to do that cotton tshirt thing in the pool. Took me a few years to figure out - when you do that, you then get a wet tshirt which is much more flattering than just going topless. Now I'm just a shirtless fatass in the pool.

11 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Here's the nuance and I will keep it real simple as I know it may be hard for a few of you to follow.  

Forcing a woman to wear a burka = bad

A woman choosing to wear a burka = not bad

 

Seriously, this shit isn't hard.

12 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Threads can be slorch’d and derka’d. Should we add Icono’d?

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10 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I love the idiots getting their panties in a wad and defending hijab 🧕 on this thread. Come at me ChiTownSooner faget. I would beat the shit out of you if we ever met since you want to start a fight. I love that I’m in mdmost’s head. I don’t give a shit if you or your cabal don’t like me.

Lmao.  You throwing around the word faget?

🤣🤣🤣

 

Wait a minute here. I don't keep up with the politics board, and generally ignore Iconoclast's insane ramblings. But he sucked a dick for meth? For real? And now he expects people to take anything he says seriously?

Ask him about his brother, for more giggles.

1 hour ago, relapse98 said:

Persian dudes are creepy, most of them are cocksuckers (my sample size may be small).

God damned, I hit myself the soft ball and let it just float.

Persian dudes are creepy, most of them are cocksuckers (my sample size may be small - just like them).

God damned, I hit myself the soft ball and let it just float.

Persian dudes are creepy, most of them are cocksuckers (my sample size may be small - just like them).

We let it go because you are aggy. Sometimes it’s just too easy.
4 hours ago, SKJ said:

But to be fair, Persians are kinda creepy

This also seems right up his alley because Persian dudes are controlling AF. 

LMAO @ toking on dick...  too funny. 

 

Absolutely would...  she fine. 

25 minutes ago, Underdog said:

LMAO @ toking on dick...  too funny. 

 

Absolutely would...  she fine. 

You'd suck her dick?

Damn at this rate Icono could’ve built 10,000 bridges and still be known as a cocksucker on Surly.

16 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

New Surly lingo:

Icono'd- to totally derail a thread with over the top intolerant views. "This thread about a Muslim swimsuit model in a Burkini has been Icono'd."

Is this the more ADD-appropriate version of Gish Galloping?

Lulz, the self loathing really comes through in most of Icono's post. Not sure if it's the fact that hes a gay dude trapped in a devout Christian lifestyle, or a brown furriner trapped in the GOP. Fuckers gonna lose his mind one of these days.

On 4/29/2019 at 1:08 PM, Chrispy said:

Um, that’s not a swimsuit. 

This is my stance. 

Besides the obvious stance of, who gives a fuck about the SI swimsuit edition anymore? 


You’re looking st it wrong. Since the Arab men weren’t distracted with the skin, they were able to come up with algebra.


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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Besides the obvious stance of, who gives a fuck about the SI swimsuit edition anymore? 

Icono, for one.

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

This is my stance. 

Besides the obvious stance of, who gives a fuck about the SI swimsuit edition anymore? 

Well swim suit models in burhkas ain't gonna boost sales. That's for damned sure.

Edited by Onboard 2.0

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Well swim suit models in burhkas ain't gonna boost sales. That's for damned sure.

Well that's just your opinion. Personally I prefer CMCF porn but to each their own. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Well that's just your opinion. Personally I prefer CMCF porn but to each their own. 

WE DON'T KINKSHAME IN THIS FAMILY

6 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Wait a minute here. I don't keep up with the politics board, and generally ignore Iconoclast's insane ramblings. But he sucked a dick for meth? For real? And now he expects people to take anything he says seriously?

It happened.  It was pretty legendary.  Can’t believe the guy still shows up delivering hot takes.  

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