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On 1/12/2026 at 7:11 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So for the 3rd time in 9 months I've had to see my ophthalmologist for a case of demodex blepharitis. Basically the tiny little mites that live on all of our eyelashes are suddenly causing the glands in my eyelids to clog. Nothing painful, just annoying stye-like bumps that can range from unnoticeable to eyelid zit.

Several rounds of antibiotics later, I'm now moving onto some new to the market eyedrops. They've removed one lump surgically in a simple 10 minute procedure. I hope to fuck these drops work or I'm gonna end up taking a continuous dose of doxycycline for the foreseeable future.

You should bathe more often.

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59 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I piss on my balls when I sit down to take a shit.

Adjust as you sit before you shit.

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