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38 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

He is going to Georgia for T&F

if he doesn’t go pro

 Given that he has his own thread,  I assume you find him better than random fast black boys? 

He’s like the white Jeremy Wariner

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 Given that he has his own thread,  I assume you find him better than random fast black boys? 
And purple boys too since he runs a 9.98.

I ran track so biased me definitely thinks it deserved its own thread.  Those times are insane, even factoring wind in.  Glad OP shared...

1 hour ago, TxEx84 said:

F Strake Jesuit.  That is all.

Jesus forgives you.  That is all.

Kinda weird to make a thread about a Georgia track signee in the recruiting thread but you do you, bud.

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A 9.98 while toting his lunchpail along his side.  That's impressive. 

He’s like a coach on the track. Before the race he was getting everyone lined up correctly.

kid is a freak. does not play football. this would have been good for 5th place at 2016 Olympics 

 

Is that really a good time? Maybe for current kids, but I remember back in the day, my buddies and I were running sub-8s while jumping over 37 feet and benching 10 reps at 1200 lbs. Most of us ended up being nerds and just went to college, but one buddy of mine played two years at Sam.

Guess I should’ve started a “fast mexican boy” thread for Jose Garcia from Harlingen. Won the 100m at the region 4 meet last weekend with a 10.43, a meet record. Also just a sophomore.

He played football as a freshman but quit to the chagrin of the cardinal coaching staff. Not sure if Boling ever even played, but it’s a sign of the times. Before you could almost guarantee that the fastest 100m, 200m, and 400m guys in the state were football players as well. Not so much anymore. 

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

kid is a freak. does not play football. this would have been good for 5th place at 2016 Olympics 

 

More like Matt Boing. 

I remember when Wyatt broke the 4×100 national record. Those dudes could fly

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Guess I should’ve started a “fast mexican boy” thread for Jose Garcia from Harlingen. Won the 100m at the region 4 meet last weekend with a 10.43, a meet record. Also just a sophomore.

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"Region 4 sprinting..."

13 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

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Everytime I see this I think of it being the new and improved "they s'posed to be sec" meme version 8(go fuck yourself bitch).0

14 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

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 I may be biased, but this was definitely the best live television I’ve ever seen in my life, that I can remember.  For all of Galindo’s faults, he did pretty good here. 

46 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

I remember when Wyatt broke the 4×100 national record. Those dudes could fly

O.D. Wyatt?

6 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

O.D. Wyatt?

Yep. 1998 and the record still stands last time I looked. This was right before FWISD decided to punt on athletics. Wyatt and Dunbar were competitive and churned out D1 athletes. Even Poly had Darrent Williams (rip). Anyone athletic goes to Aledo or the Mansfield schools these days

16 hours ago, TxEx84 said:

F Strake Jesuit.  That is all.

Hater.  What flies, dies.  AMDG.

13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

kid is a freak. does not play football. this would have been good for 5th place at 2016 Olympics 

 

Is Dbol still the HS vitamin of choice? White kid from Strake likely has access to the good German stuff with EPO and the works.

Looks like me after my summer league game at Givens Rec Center ended after dark back in 86.

On 4/30/2019 at 7:29 AM, TxEx84 said:

F Strake Jesuit.  That is all.

Do St Thomas students still throw these at the St Thomas /Strake football games?

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Haven't listened but I see this kid was on the 2nd hour of DP Show today.

Haven't listened but I see this kid was on the 2nd hour of DP Show today.


He basically admitted he can’t catch a football for shit.
On 4/29/2019 at 11:31 PM, futureman said:

if he doesn’t go pro

Or to repeat yourself, go to Georgia. 

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He basically admitted he can’t catch a football for shit.
Clifford Franklin has a cure for that.

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1985 I was freshman district champ for Strake. Of course, our "district" was just us and St. Thomas, and I ran an 11.7, but....I was faster than at least two black dudes. 

On 5/5/2019 at 9:07 AM, markstanco said:

Clifford Franklin has a cure for that.

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He looks like he just jacked off an elephant.

On 5/14/2019 at 12:23 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

1985 I was freshman district champ for Strake. Of course, our "district" was just us and St. Thomas, and I ran an 11.7, but....I was faster than at least two black dudes. 

essentially matthew boling is just maybeacoordinator 2.0

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

essentially matthew boling is just maybeacoordinator 2.0

I am certain tales of my all-conquering spikes reached him even all these years later; my legend is what caused him to beat my time, probably in 6th grade. 

On 5/2/2019 at 1:23 AM, mulletpelini said:

Pretty good breeze behind them, notice the white flag at the very end.  Still FAF

 

Is there anything better than a big comeback win from the anchor leg of a mile relay?

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

THorn13: He looks like he just jacked off an elephant.


Red Five: No believe me that looks very different.

What, handing him peanuts wasn't enough?

On 4/29/2019 at 10:44 PM, markstanco said:

If being fast and able to catch a football was all it took to be a football player, Bullet Bob Hayes would have been a damn good one. Damn, now I have to see how this kid compares to Hayes on the track.

Is there anything better than a big comeback win from the anchor leg of a mile relay?

You ever heard of some random dude named Johnny Lam Jones? His 40+ yard comeback at the ‘76 state meet is what started the legend. White Boy’s was determined to be around 30.
3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


You ever heard of some random dude named Johnny Lam Jones? His 40+ yard comeback at the ‘76 state meet is what started the legend. White Boy’s was determined to be around 30.

No disrespect for Lam Jones' remarkable feat, but at what level would that Lampasas HS team be competing in 2019?  It appeared to me that the other anchors were running in the :48 range in the video above.

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