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Holy shit!  There really is something called Face-AIDS!

That's not the fun way to get AIDS.

29 minutes ago, F250 said:

That's not the fun way to get AIDS.

Also not the fun way to give a facial

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Ali advised patients interested in vampire facials to make sure they see practitioners opening new syringes to draw blood, as well as changing the micro-needling pen before performing the procedure.

Beau Vine advised patients interested in vampire facials to get a fucking life and a grip on it.  

59 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Holy shit!  There really is something called Face-AIDS!

What starts here changes the world. 

So they shoot blood into their face?  Whose blood?  Is this a cosmetic procedure?

One of the greatest thread titles ever.

Ever see the people outside of a “we pay for your blood/plasma” storefront? When a new, undetectable disease hits America, it will be spread thru the healthcare system within weeks.   We need to figure out a method to make artificial blood.

7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Vampire%20facial%20-%20DO%20NOT%20REUSE.

hell it's literally forming on her chin during the process

fuck man cmon

10 hours ago, woohorn said:

Pic looks like a rub-n-tug
 

Uh....  That looks like a legit spa right there.

Does anyone ever watch TV or You Tube videos of people who have to get stuff  corrected from going to suspect looking places like this one?  Or going down to Mexico to some  guy who is Dentist who all the sudden decides one day he is Plastic Surgeon and starts injecting construction grade silicon into butts and boobs?  

 

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

So they shoot blood into their face?  Whose blood?  Is this a cosmetic procedure?

That shit in the needle doesn't look like blood.

And why blood injected into face? It's not like it stays there and if it did, who wants blood pimples?

Is it cool now to look like you got your ass whipped? 

I guess you could find a fetish in anything...

Do you lie and say your cat snuggles wasn't taking shit anymore and talk about pussy being undefeated?

Botox has taken things to a whole new level...

Wouldn't unprotected anal sex with a hooker been wayyy more fun in breaking bad land?

Please don't be a millennial thing. Please don't be a millennial thing. Please don't be a millennial thing...

How does one go through with this and not be temporarily held for psyche evail? 

 

I feel like a lost child, wondering through the mall...

36 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

But a Kardashian did it. So it can't be stupid.

odds are that she's already got the aids, tho

21 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Uh....  That looks like a legit spa right there.

Does anyone ever watch TV or You Tube videos of people who have to get stuff  corrected from going to suspect looking places like this one?  Or going down to Mexico to some  guy who is Dentist who all the sudden decides one day he is Plastic Surgeon and starts injecting construction grade silicon into butts and boobs?  

 

Poor people want cosmetic treatment too and can’t afford real doctors. They convince themselves these places can make them feel and look young. 

example #4567039069302 of a woman believing everything a complete stranger says.....and willing to pay for it.

I guess I shouldn't complain though, as its those same type of women that have allowed a complete stranger like me to inject things into them too.

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Poor people want cosmetic treatment too and can’t afford real doctors. They convince themselves these places can make them feel and look young. 


This is true. But a number of people who can afford it still go to these suspect places to get work done. One thing that appears to be the trend is an individual can open one of these places and make look like a traditional day spa (not one Bob Kraft would visit) and then they add services which used to be only reserved for a traditional cosmetic surgeon’s office. The medical professionals (if they employ any) are not familiar with these procedures and the after result is a disaster. Or you see MD’s trying to supplement their practices with cosmetic procedures without the proper training for which the pros in the cosmetic surgery/procedure industry have months if not years of apprenticeship before they strike out on their own.
On 5/1/2019 at 11:09 AM, BigHorn'13 said:

That shit in the needle doesn't look like blood.

Plasma rich product (which should be the pt.'s own). 

Sounds like either somebody elses blood product (uh, no thanks/not without type and cross match) or dirty needle stick. 

On 4/30/2019 at 10:16 PM, clapclapclap said:

The New Mexico Department of Health noted on Monday that anyone "desiring cosmetic services involving needle injections should verify the services are being provided by a licensed medical provider.

 

Shouldn't that read "The New Mexico Dept. of Health noted on Monday that anyone desiring cosmetic services involving needle injections are fucking idiots, and need to be culled from the general population anyway." ?

4 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Plasma rich product (which should be the pt.'s own). 

Sounds like either somebody elses blood product (uh, no thanks/not without type and cross match) or dirty needle stick. 

If it really is just the plasma, no blood- typing needed.

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

If it really is just the plasma, no blood- typing needed.

Yep. But still not putting another's blood product in me without it being tested/cleared. Most likely done with contaminated needles.

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