March 30, 20187 yr Just bought my $521 million megamillions ticket, bitches. With my winnings, I will crush my enemies. I will see them driven before me. And I will hear the lamentations of their women. Then I'll by a big ass boat.
March 30, 20187 yr If I win I'd tell your wife to quit callin'. Only high class ho's from here on out.
March 30, 20187 yr I would buy a massive chunk of beachside property in Belize. build a house on it, but also build a small bar close to water, make sure its got every type of satellite dish to lure in the tourists from Europe and the US in, and hire 5 hot 18-25 year lady bartenders to handle the bar while I just sit back and become the master of my domain. I wouldnt call it work, I would call it relaxation and mental stimulation
March 30, 20187 yr Take a picture of the winning ticket, post it to Facebook and tell everyone that I will give away $10mm to anyone that likes or shares the post
March 30, 20187 yr Pay off the house and cars. Buy land in the county and build a Kennedy-style compound. No rapes, though.
March 30, 20187 yr I'd buy a penthouse apartment somewhere near an international airport that I can leave for weeks/months at a time and use that as a base to travel. Go down the list of top restaurants in the world. Maybe do an around the world cruise. Edited March 30, 20187 yr by Mo Horn
March 30, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Sandman said: Pay off the house and cars. Buy land in the county and build a Kennedy-style compound. No rapes, though. But its implied.
March 30, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, coolsax said: set up a Trust or LLC before I sign the ticket to keep myself anonymous. This or whatever it takes to be anonymous.
March 31, 20187 yr Hire a tax attorney and meet with a CFP. Then I'll happily retire and open up a dog rescue.Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk
March 31, 20187 yr As I've said before, I'll buy a high school girls volleyball team. The rest I'll blow on something stupid.
March 31, 20187 yr 44 minutes ago, Mother mopar said: Hire a tax attorney and meet with a CFP. Then I'll happily retire and open up a dog rescue. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk This sounds absurdly responsible. Are you sure you're on the right website?
March 31, 20187 yr One word, Ratajkowski in one plane, Boeing BBJ. Chartered of course. Someone else can clean the mess up after I'm done.
March 31, 20187 yr I would open up a home/bootcamp for beta millenial snowflake rehab.The road is long. Wish me luck.
March 31, 20187 yr Give family and close friends a decent amount of money (enough to make a real difference). Buy a fully loaded Winnebago and travel across US with my hubby and dog Little Bitty Donate to charities and volunteer wherever we decide to Build our dream home and live But a brick at Texas Exes center like my late dad has Shit like that...
March 31, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, Vertigo said: I would open up a home/bootcamp for beta millenial snowflake rehab.The road is long. Wish me luck. tell me about the treatment.
March 31, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, futureman said: tell me about the treatment. Bitch you don’t need to know. Go get a job and move out of mom’s basement. I may have a place you can stay while you assimilate to the outside world. I will send you a pamphlet. Edited March 31, 20187 yr by Vertigo
March 31, 20187 yr Shit would be dope. That would involve me actually buying a ticket. Retards play the lottery.
March 31, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, markstanco said: Retards play the lottery. well, now, you can’t win if you don’t play
March 31, 20187 yr If I win for real? I would pay off debt give my family some money get a new home then open as many NO KILL shelters I can
March 31, 20187 yr ill go hunt humans for game, like in that one ice cube movieI thought it was Ice T. Guess you could remake the movie with Ice Cube.
March 31, 20187 yr well, now, you can’t win if you don’t playThis is true, but I already have 50 million dependents. Let them pay the regressive tax guessing gsme, win, and that's one off my list.
April 1, 20187 yr On 3/30/2018 at 4:09 PM, AUS-97HORN said: I would buy a massive chunk of beachside property in Belize. build a house on it, but also build a small bar close to water, make sure its got every type of satellite dish to lure in the tourists from Europe and the US in, and hire 5 hot 18-25 year lady bartenders to handle the bar while I just sit back and become the master of my domain. I wouldnt call it work, I would call it relaxation and mental stimulation Shit, you don't have to win the lottery to do that.
April 1, 20187 yr Lets say its atleast 200 million.... Im giving away half to certain friends and family with stipulation all kids have college funds set up so we can start a dynasty Then im buying about 4 modest places around the world and sticking 20 million in a fund and then going to see if i can spend rest before i die
April 1, 20187 yr For some reason the term compund popped into my mind. And not referring to interest.
April 1, 20187 yr 12 hours ago, EastTexan said: Buy new tires for my truck. Give the wife $1,000 to spend on whatever she wants. User name checks out.
April 1, 20187 yr On 3/30/2018 at 4:37 PM, Sandman said: Pay off the house and cars. Buy land in the county and build a Kennedy-style compound. No rapes, though. This is good choice. Definitely no rapes, but the occasional forced lobotomy would probably happen.
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