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5 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This reminds me. Don't we have a Paki here? Or was that the old site? Or 2 sites ago? 

You are a very bad man.

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I thought the song was about starting a car engine. I don't know a lot about cars.

4 hours ago, trza-hawk said:

I thought the song was about starting a car engine. I don't know a lot about cars.

the song title is literal.  a carburetor blew up in a guy’s face while he was working under the hood.  burned out his retinas and he wrote a song about it.  true story. 

9 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Wrapped up like a douche

This is the way I always heard it.

Also ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy 

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Revved up like a deuce

That's not the words.  It's Ripped up like a douche you're gonna throw away the night"  

 

See if anyone else is familiar with the Vacant Lot

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On May 3, 2019 at 6:12 AM, futureman said:

the song title is literal.  a carburetor blew up in a guy’s face while he was working under the hood.  burned out his retinas and he wrote a song about it.  true story. 

Bruce Springsteen is blind?

On May 3, 2019 at 6:33 AM, mr. sunshine said:

This is the way I always heard it.

Also ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy 

Lady Mondegreen

On ‎5‎/‎2‎/‎2019 at 7:58 PM, Gene Parmesan said:

Wrapped up like a douche

 

On ‎5‎/‎3‎/‎2019 at 5:33 AM, mr. sunshine said:

Also ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy 

"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not."  - Bon Jovi

"Who wants to go fry an egg..." - Bob Seger

Not me that thought this but - "Pe-dro, where you goin with that gun in your hand' - J. Hendrix

Edited by BonzoMontreaux

Is this drugs.....that I'm feeling....Is this real drugs......that I've been searching foooorrrrrrr

“You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille - with four hundred children and a crop in the field...”

My S-I-L (no pics, and trust me you do not want them) thought Huey Lewis was singing, "I want a new truck . . ."

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Just a wonderful movie.  Some of y'all will hate this.  If you can't sit back and ignore the corny and overly silly parts and just enjoy, then you have no soul.

Great performances by the main kid, his dad, and his mom.  This movie is just a flat-out joy.  

On 5/2/2019 at 7:58 PM, Gene Parmesan said:

Wrapped up like a douche

Blinded by Bud Light..

Jet’s Cold Hard Bitch chorus 

 

Stromile Swift

you fucking son of a bitch..

Edited by ChickenSandwich

Revved up like a douche talk not going away...

But the Blinded by the Light movie looks really good. Will see.

  • 2 weeks later...
On 8/12/2019 at 11:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

Just a wonderful movie.  Some of y'all will hate this.  If you can't sit back and ignore the corny and overly silly parts and just enjoy, then you have no soul.

Great performances by the main kid, his dad, and his mom.  This movie is just a flat-out joy.  

All of this. Every single word. Glad I saw it in the theatre (only downside was there were other people at my showing, so I couldn’t sing out loud). 

Edited by Dutch

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Good movie, lotta life lessons for tweeners and teenagers.

His always huge smiling shitty actor friend kind of creeped me out though.

Parents were perfectly cast. Friend musician's dad was funny. Protagonists acting got better through the film.

  • 1 month later...
On 8/12/2019 at 11:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

Just a wonderful movie.  Some of y'all will hate this.  If you can't sit back and ignore the corny and overly silly parts and just enjoy, then you have no soul.

Great performances by the main kid, his dad, and his mom.  This movie is just a flat-out joy.  

Saw this last night.  Agree very much with this post.  Can't recommend highly enough.

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