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  • BigOrange1
    BigOrange1

    it's just amazing to me the reactionary posts you get when it comes to sports. durant and the warriors stacked the deck so much in their favor on july 4th, 2016 that people were saying they'd win

  • Hanrahan
    Hanrahan

    Don’t you take penis in the butt and had a fat wife divorce you?

  • Simon Honeybone
    Simon Honeybone

    Start talking shit now! This team blows dick!  

Some things I noticed in this first quarter: Harden played 9 minutes and Ryan Anderson is still on the bench. Nene over him for backup 5.

Rockets need to keep piling it up. Don't give Utah any room to breathe.

Nice shot from Paul... the commentator says "Wizardry", but he's a Rocket...

This is the version of the rockets we need for 6 games to beat the warriors. Love it, Capella is owning that paint tonight!!!

Thank god capella is a rfa. Rockets need to match any offer even if it’s damn near a max 

1 minute ago, Teddy Tucker said:

Thank god capella is a rfa. Rockets need to match any offer even if it’s damn near a max 

main reason he's playing so hard.  Going from current salary to mad money is a hell of a shift in lifestyle.

How the fuck do we let O’Neale dribble down the court TWICE full court for layups back to back!

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

How the fuck do we let O’Neale dribble down the court TWICE full court for layups back to back!

This team gets too comfortable with big leads and D'Antoni still takes too long to call timeout.

Nothing wrong with that screen.  It's not a foul just because that dumbass didn't see it coming.

Refs tried to bring them back into the game with that horseshit momentum illegal screen call.  Fuck you, refs.  Good answer.

Nice to see the team that had 3 double digit win streaks and was the best in the NBA with 65 wins back again in the first half. Welcome back Eric Gordon. They can beat the Warriors playing like this.  Not so much how we played Game 2. 

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

70-40 Rockets over the Jazz at halftime. The Rockets should just trade buckets with the Jazz in the second half. Save energy for another beating to be delivered to the Jazz in Game 4.

70 point half and only 10 of them from Harden.  That's pretty ridiculous.

Buddy just texted me that he dropped a grand on the Rockets 1H.  Usually bets 100-200. He’s gruntled.

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Pretty good half by marginal role player / minus defender Clint Capela.

If he plays any better, it will be an Hakeem Olajuwon (smaller man) owning David Robinson (larger man) type of situation. 

Nice 1st half, go put 30 on them in the 3Q and get the bench plenty of extended 4Q minutes.

10 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If he plays any better, it will be an Hakeem Olajuwon (smaller man) owning David Robinson (larger man) type of situation. 

Woe woe. But he's doing very well within his ability. 

Let CP3 and Harden create the shots, finish strong. Defend. 

Can't wait to see how him and Nene can do against the Warriwhores.

Seriously James, you don't need to take another 3 point shot.

Up 35 and you’re still a bitch
22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

70 point half and only 10 of them from Harden.  That's pretty ridiculous.

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I would call it "redonkulous", but in a good way...

 

 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


Up 35 and you’re still a bitch

You changed your name from the Shag, but didn't lose your obsession with me. You're the bitch here.

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How do not even review that? Gobert hit him in his head with his elbow.

It looked like a flagrant, but maybe it was because Gobert was trying to clear space to position himself for a potential rebound and Harden was in the air? Or more than likely, it's because the Rockets have been up 30+ and might as well keep the game moving.

You changed your name from the Shag, but didn't lose your obsession with me. You're the bitch here.

Good god man. We are are kicking their ass but you still find something to complain about. You must be miserable.
Just now, TonyTexas said:


Good god man. We are are kicking their ass but you still find something to complain about. You must be miserable.

I wasn't complaining. Just a suggestion that Harden should take it easy and save energy for Game 4. But of course, you're obsessed with my posts. You must be miserable.

would like to see gerald green knock down like six 3's here.

...and harden to take the rest of the night off.

I wasn't complaining. Just a suggestion that Harden should take it easy and save energy for Game 4. But of course, you're obsessed with my posts. You must be miserable.

I just don’t understand. You bitch if we play poorly. You bitch when we play well. My only conclusion is that you’re a bitch.

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How do not even review that? Gobert hit him in his head with his elbow.

Then his head slapped off the court. Suprised he got back up, looks concussed. They need to keep the starters out. Let Ariza and Gorden finish off these scrubs and send Mittens home.

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

not a fan of paul, capela and gordon being out there right now.

So fucking dumb.

Dumb'toni can't rotate for shit

4 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

jesus, he's putting harden and tucker back in.

Guess he wants to be extra sure. Good thing Harden hasn't played too minutes tonight. 

EDIT: This is why D'Antoni put Harden and Tucker back in.

 

Edited by UDontKnow

this is so dumb.  the rockets are up 24.  the jazz aren't going to score 24 more points this game.

harden, paul, tucker, capela, gordon, ariza......none of them should play another second tonight.

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