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let ryan anderson go out there and jack up some threes.  maybe he'll hit a couple and gain some confidence. 

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    it's just amazing to me the reactionary posts you get when it comes to sports. durant and the warriors stacked the deck so much in their favor on july 4th, 2016 that people were saying they'd win

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    Don’t you take penis in the butt and had a fat wife divorce you?

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    Start talking shit now! This team blows dick!  

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

this is so dumb.  the rockets are up 24.  the jazz aren't going to score 24 more points this game.

Have you watched this team when they lose focus?

Surprised that Jerry Sloan is in attendance. He allegedly is suffering from dementia.

lol @ these yellow shirts sitting dutifully in their seats, forced to watch this beat down.

Good on the Rockets to take back the home court advantage.

Rockets will need to limit those three Jazz players again in Game 4 to ensure a win. My gut feeling is that Game 4 will be a dogfight. Final margin of victory in Game 4 will be 5 points or less.

Credit to D'Antoni and the coaches for making the necessary adjustments within 48 hours. Keep it up on D!

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That was fun. Beautiful to watch when the shots are falling and defense is being played. Let’s take true control and come home up 3-1 on Sunday night. 

14 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

You changed your name from the Shag, but didn't lose your obsession with me. You're the bitch here.

Is TonyTexas utgrad97?

3 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Is TonyTexas utgrad97?

Lol no, he's TonyTexan from the Shag. 

Huge game obviously for the rockets! I think we win but definitely expect a closer game, rockets always seem to come out flat after a blowout win which I hate. Just put them away today knowing you won’t have to fly back up again after today. 

 

I can see us getting into a ealry hole that we dig out of and win and the game.

I expect Utah will hang around in the first half and either team could be up 5 or fewer at the break.  Then we go apeshit in the 3rd quarter.  Then later a bunch of white dudes with glasses in Salt Lake take out their frustrations by subjecting one or more of their wives to unsatisfying missionary four pump sex.

21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I expect Utah will hang around in the first half and either team could be up 5 or fewer at the break.  Then we go apeshit in the 3rd quarter.  Then later a bunch of white dudes with glasses in Salt Lake take out their frustrations by subjecting one or more of their wives to unsatisfying missionary four pump sex.

I think that's about three pumps too many.

In somewhat related news, Rubio is officially out for this game.

http://www.nba.com/article/2018/05/05/utah-jazz-ricky-rubio-derrick-favors-questionable-game-4-houston-rockets

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I guess hitting someone in  the head isn't a foul to Exum 

I bet it's an Aussie rules thing.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/mitt-romney-insurgent-and-insider

Mitt loves weiners. 

“My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat,” he told a gathering of supporters as they joined him recently for a casual dinner organized by his campaign. “My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.”

That's an obvious flop by Ingles. How does no one see the delayed reaction?

i'm guessing all the people who constantly whine about harden selling contact don't have much to say about ingles selling that slap to the head.

Definite acting there, but PJ bitch slapped him.  No problem with that being a flagrant.

This is some of worst officiating I've seen

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1 minute ago, HoustonFrog said:

This is some of worst officiating I've seen

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and now i remember why i can't watch basketball

and now i remember why i can't watch basketball
Yep

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Jesus, Mitchell is playing his ass off.  


Next time if we’re gonna foul him, let’s foul his ass. Fuck these touch fouls. Knock his ass to the ground.

Officials lost complete control of the game in the last 3 minutes of the 2nd half. Utah flopping their asses of.

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 


Next time if we’re gonna foul him, let’s foul his ass. Fuck these touch fouls. Knock his ass to the ground.

 

Yep. Can't believe he got 2 steps continuation and 1.

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