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and the clippers win to hold on to their hopes of the 8 seed.  

i don't think it really matters much who finishes #8, but i'm rooting for them anyway.

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  • BigOrange1
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    it's just amazing to me the reactionary posts you get when it comes to sports. durant and the warriors stacked the deck so much in their favor on july 4th, 2016 that people were saying they'd win

  • Hanrahan
    Hanrahan

    Don’t you take penis in the butt and had a fat wife divorce you?

  • Simon Honeybone
    Simon Honeybone

    Start talking shit now! This team blows dick!  

1 over the warriors for #1 in the west (should happen when they beat the suns on friday).

2 over the raptors for #1 in the nba.

Yup. Would love to play the Clippers or Twolves. Either one of them should be an easy sweep or gentleman's sweep. CP3 getting back at LAC would be fun to watch. 

Some dissection of how the Rockets are attacking the modern Pick N Roll defenses. Pretty cool to see, as this is one of the most effective offense styles in the league, but the Rockets have a few extra tricks in their bag.  

 

6 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Some dissection of how the Rockets are attacking the modern Pick N Roll defenses. Pretty cool to see, as this is one of the most effective offense styles in the league, but the Rockets have a few extra tricks in their bag.  

 

It seems so easy, but these players really have to understand angles in this offense.

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20 hours ago, jTower said:

magic number is 1?

why yes.  yes it is.  

Right, but if GS loses we clinch the one seed? 

Yes. We’d be up 7 with 7 to play. We have the tiebreaker.

man i'd rest everyone tomorrow.  harden, paul, gordon, tucker, ariza, mbah a moute, anderson, nene and capela.  

i realize that's not entirely feasible, but i'd really prefer that harden, paul, ariza and capela take the night off.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

yes!  lots of rj hunter and markel brown (is he still with the team??) too.

Still on a two way contract so yes.

Rockets lock up the #1 seed in the West!  This will never get old:

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Still need to beat PHX & the Pendejos to lock out Canadia for the #1 overall seed.

Getting the 1 seed over this historically great GSW team is a remarkable achievement. Will only be remembered if we beat them over 7 games though. 

Between 5280, nwtut and the lmaoldridge guy we've some world class stupid takes

Getting the 1 seed over this historically great GSW team is a remarkable achievement. Will only be remembered if we beat them over 7 games though. 

They have to make the WCF first
59 minutes ago, maninblack said:


They have to make the WCF first

Of course, but if they can't do that then they'll rightfully be ridiculed. 

Anticlimactic to clinch the west #1 on an off day but i will take it.  What is the magic number over Toronto for best overall?  1?     

8 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Rockets lock up the #1 seed in the West!  This will never get old:

r4L0h8a.png

 

Is 5280 the MrHelobious of basketball?

 

And on another note, the win streak to get up to 11 today courtesy of the hapless Suns. The Rockets still have Finals home court advantage (yes, I know that they need to get there first) to play for. So I think there won't be wholesale changes to the starting lineup (as there shouldn't be).

I would love to see Zhou Qi get a full game in one or two games here

I think the team wants to finish 68-14, I really think the vets hate losing more than not playing in meaningless games.

28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I think the team wants to finish 68-14, I really think the vets hate losing more than not playing in meaningless games.

I think us Surly people also want the team to finish 68-14 too. Looking back, it could have been 70+ games. Oh well - but it don't mean a thing without the ring. 

15 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I think us Surly people also want the team to finish 68-14 too. Looking back, it could have been 70+ games. Oh well - but it don't mean a thing without the ring. 

Really torn about this, would be a great mark but you dont put banners up for this.

I would love to see Zhou Qi get a full game in one or two games here

They sent Zhou to the G League on Wednesday
3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


They sent Zhou to the G League on Wednesday

They should send Anderson to the G league

34 minutes ago, Chapo said:

Really torn about this, would be a great mark but you dont put banners up for this.

i don't see a lot of difference in 65 and 68 wins.  i'd rather give the guys who need it some time off.

udontknow and chaos get their wish. Green starting tonight. Too bad they might not be able to bask in the glory that is GG unless they get the ATTSW alternate channel. Astros take precedence

Never thought CP3 was going to work out this well.  My bad.

¡Maricon putos!

Bill Worrell  “Rockets try for the last shot” when there’s 6 more seconds on the game clock than the shot clock. Always driven me nuts.

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