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  • BigOrange1
    BigOrange1

    it's just amazing to me the reactionary posts you get when it comes to sports. durant and the warriors stacked the deck so much in their favor on july 4th, 2016 that people were saying they'd win

  • Hanrahan
    Hanrahan

    Don’t you take penis in the butt and had a fat wife divorce you?

  • Simon Honeybone
    Simon Honeybone

    Start talking shit now! This team blows dick!  

Clearly needing to share the ball with CP3 and Harden isn't an issue

Just bought my WCF tickets. I am beyond hyped right now. Run as one!

Just now, elfenix said:

Clearly needing to share the ball with CP3 and Harden isn't an issue

Yeah Harden always wanted another ball handler and scorer. He used to joke about Pat Beverly isnt a point guard. He was right. 

They needed CP3 all along to really get over the hump. Glad he still has plenty of juice left. Harden looks fresh too, I cant wait to see him rested, and leaving it all on the floor to beat GS.

I'm so fucking excited right now I'm shaking. I gotta go for a walk. Holy shit.

2 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Just bought my WCF tickets. I am beyond hyped right now. Run as one!

----RED NATION----

Htown forever. We ride or die 

 

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when GS closes out in 3 hours, when is the first game? 6 day rest?

Yep next Monday if/when. GS closes out tonight.
paul also had 10 assists and ZERO turnovers to go with his 41 points on 22 shots.

Is that good?
Just now, BigOrange1 said:

paul also had 10 assists and ZERO turnovers to go with his 41 points on 22 shots.

He was always great. Sucks he got stuck in LA wasting his talent with that Sooner and Jordan.

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

So Harden was sick apparently.  Wonder what is up with him.

Spent too much time in the VIP room last night.

8/10 threes

 

I think they will move game 1 up to 5/13 or 14 if Golden State wins tonight 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

8/10 threes

 

I think they will move game 1 up to 5/13 or 14 if Golden State wins tonight 

Let’s go Pelicans 

Paul was magnificent after that bad game 2.  Thank God.  After game 2 I was worried he was hurt or wearing down.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Spent too much time in the VIP room last night.

Which, ironically, is how he plans to cure himself tonight 

Fuck off Charles. We’re going to beat Golden State.

Chuck doesn't think GS-HOU goes more than 5, in favor of GS. That could be fun to revisit.

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5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Chuck doesn't think GS-HOU goes more than 5, in favor of GS. That could be fun to revisit.

he also thought the raptors were gonna beat the cavs and had this hot take after game 1 of the harden/paul experiment:

 

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Chuck doesn't think GS-HOU goes more than 5, in favor of GS. That could be fun to revisit.

Well, I think Chuck can't read.  And he's fat.

The way CP3 went off in the fourth, holy fuck. That right there is the entire reason he came to Houston. I am so fucking giddy right now.

21 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

wait...Harlan is done for the season??

NOOOOO

Worst part of the end of conference semis means we're subjected to either Marv Albert or Jackson / Van Gundy for the rest of the playoffs.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Worst part of the end of conference semis means we're subjected to either Marv Albert or Jackson / Van Gundy for the rest of the playoffs.

fucking hell. I cant believe harlan doesnt call WCF & the NBA finals. or the final four. or the super bowl

How is Harlan not the #1 guy at TNT? At least we don't have to worry about ESPN, as the Western finals are on TNT.

marv is a legend, but harlan is the best pxp guy in sports.  sucks that they just let the #1 guy keep the job for life.

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

marv is a legend, but harlan is the best pxp guy in sports.  sucks that they just let the #1 guy keep the job for life.

the news just keeps getting worse. when did this happen? Marvs about 5 years past his prime

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

the news just keeps getting worse. when did this happen? Marvs about 5 years past his prime

We need him to go on another biting spree.

I'm kinda partial to Ian Eagle, Breen is the best though. 

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39 minutes ago, Sidney Sherman said:

He was always great. Sucks he got stuck in LA wasting his talent with that Sooner and Jordan aggy.

Fify and props to you sir. After the Game 2 loss, you called that the Rockets would win the next 3 straight. You were correct and I shall eat my hat.

1 hour ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Fuck off Charles. We’re going to beat Golden State.

Chuck has hated Houston ever since he thinks he wasn't paid to play here. His old ass probably forgot he blew it at the casino in Lousiana.

28 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Fify and props to you sir. After the Game 2 loss, you called that the Rockets would win the next 3 straight. You were correct and I shall eat my hat.

Oh fuck I forgot he was an aggy. What a turd team. 

I had no idea really about the Jazz I just knew Houston couldn't stay that cold from 3 forever. Awesome how theyve done it without Rino as a defensive liability. Green has been huge. Same with PJ, I didnt know those guys could shoot that well.

It helps having the point God and Harden passing to you wide open in rhythm. 

Hoping the Rockets can take down the Worryiers. Maybe the league wants to see a new storyline after so mant damn Warrior/Cavs finals anyway.

53 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Worst part of the end of conference semis means we're subjected to either Marv Albert or Jackson / Van Gundy for the rest of the playoffs.

Van Gundy is great. I hate how they put him with "Momma, there goes that man" Jackson.



the way CP3 chokes


Reverse jinxing, I see.

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14 minutes ago, Sidney Sherman said:

Van Gundy is great. I hate how they put him with "Momma, there goes that man" Jackson.

Are you kidding? I take great pleasure and enjoyment seeing JVG make Mark Jackson look like the royal dumbass that he is at every opportunity. To me, it's comedy gold.

1 hour ago, Sidney Sherman said:

Yeah Harden always wanted another ball handler and scorer. He used to joke about Pat Beverly isnt a point guard. He was right. 

They needed CP3 all along to really get over the hump. Glad he still has plenty of juice left. Harden looks fresh too, I cant wait to see him rested, and leaving it all on the floor to beat GS.

My prediction is the Rockets win the WCF in 6...

3 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

My prediction is the Rockets win the WCF in 6...

What is up with your 6 game series predictions? You predicted Rockets in 6 for this Jazz series too.

Remember when DeAndre Jordan basically begged to come to Houston and suggested a straight up trade for his aggy ass and clint capela?

lol pooor aggys

16 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

What is up with your 6 game series predictions? You predicted Rockets in 6 for this Jazz series too.

Well, I figure someone on the Wariors to have 1 explosive game, and one game that is too close to call in the early half of the series; but the Rockets dominate the rest..!

 

3 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Remember when DeAndre Jordan basically begged to come to Houston and suggested a straight up trade for his aggy ass and clint capela?

lol pooor aggys

I wish I could have seen Chris Paul’s reaction when he heard about the aggy’s pipe dream.

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

 

I wish I could have seen Chris Paul’s reaction when he heard about the aggy’s pipe dream.

paul and jordan are close.  i'm sure paul would love to have him on the rockets.  just not at the expense of capela.

4 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

paul and jordan are close.  i'm sure paul would love to have him on the rockets.  just not at the expense of capela.

CP3 is close with everyone. he's easily a Player's player. He's clearly beloved by the league. JJ Redick wanted to come to Houston with Paul, too. It's actually testament to how much a sooner piece of shit Blake Griffin is that he couldn't get along with Chris Paul.

2 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:


Is that good?

It's the equivalent of Crazy Good + Off the Chain...

 

 

8 minutes ago, BigXII said:

CP3 is close with everyone. he's easily a Player's player. He's clearly beloved by the league. JJ Redick wanted to come to Houston with Paul, too. It's actually testament to how much a sooner piece of shit Blake Griffin is that he couldn't get along with Chris Paul.

Which is weird because I'm sure we as fans all hated CP3 the clipper.

 

I still hate him but you guys have no choice

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