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2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Why don't we just ask your mom how she does it?

Keep this lame retarded shit on the recruiting thread.

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  • BigOrange1
    BigOrange1

    it's just amazing to me the reactionary posts you get when it comes to sports. durant and the warriors stacked the deck so much in their favor on july 4th, 2016 that people were saying they'd win

  • Hanrahan
    Hanrahan

    Don’t you take penis in the butt and had a fat wife divorce you?

  • Simon Honeybone
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    Start talking shit now! This team blows dick!  

6 hours ago, Snacks said:

 

GSW is going to defend the arc. Keep moving.

Do not let Steph or Klay get hot. Ever. Steph Curry does not have confidence right now. Don't let him get any.  Keep pushing his shit in when he's the defender... and switch when GSW throws 9 screens to get him open, because they're going to.  They can't beat the good Rockets with him not scoring AND him giving up points. (They can beat the not good Rockets, though.)

 

this reminds me, it really doesn't bother me when steph drives by someone (like capela) on the perimeter and goes in and hits a tough layup, SO LONG as you don't foul him while he does so.  i'll take him hitting contested layups over 3PA all day long.  do that and stay glued to klay and you're effectively taking away the team's biggest strength. 

42 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

this reminds me, it really doesn't bother me when steph drives by someone (like capela) on the perimeter and goes in and hits a tough layup, SO LONG as you don't foul him while he does so.  i'll take him hitting contested layups over 3PA all day long.  do that and stay glued to klay and you're effectively taking away the team's biggest strength. 

Not to mention that he tends to hit the floor on those attempts and has to expend more energy getting back up and into his defensive rotation.

On 5/17/2018 at 4:58 PM, HtownHorn said:

Not to mention that he tends to hit the floor on those attempts and has to expend more energy getting back up and into his defensive rotation.

He could save some of his energy if he flopped less.

I get that GS plays very well at home.

But I haven't heard a single talking head mention the fact that Houston was the best road team in the NBA this year.

Seems relevant?

Fuck it, let's show 'em...

There we go. Shut the crowd up again

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holy fuck do these guys suck at coming out of timeouts

Harden was hacked and they call Gordon the foul on KD 

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well my cable is out.  i don't know if that is good or bad news. 

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

god i love this version of eric gordon.

Me too. He has come to play tonight

Luc trying to dunk or go to the rim is painful to watch

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my cable just came on to see a shot clock violation on the rockets... fuck me 

Ball is getting sticky. Going back to 24 second violations. Come on guys, pass the ball, move without the ball!

All the talking heads havent stopped sucking Currys dick. Meanwhile Durant has been KILLING the Rockets. 

I bet the refs get them both wins in GS and they can all talk about how Curry found his shot even if hes 3/9 from three.

2 minutes ago, Sidney Sherman said:

All the talking heads havent stopped sucking Currys dick. Meanwhile Durant has been KILLING the Rockets. 

I bet the refs get them both wins in GS and they can all talk about how Curry found his shot even if hes 3/9 from three.

Sick of the talking heads. But fuck that noise, the Rockets will win at least one in their house.

Edited by UDontKnow

Hope CP3 will stay healthy.

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Thank God Ariza is back. KD against Gerald is a recipe for disaster.

Fucking terrible end to the first quarter with the turnovers. We need Harden to go off

God damn, everything was going fine and we went full fucking retard on offense.  It wasn't even particularly good defense.  We just went to fucking sleep.

Shit, with 39% shooting and 6 turnovers in the quarter, we're lucky we're not down 15.

Get the ball into the paint.  That shit was working.

Rockets shouldn't play Luc right now. He's a liability on the court. 

There is no more ball movement. Gotta change that.

The Rockets need to stop looking for the refs to call anything. The game isn't in Houston. Fight through it. This game is still winnable.

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Luc shouldn’t see a minute the rest of the series if he is playing like this. The refs are fucking us over too 

Give me a fucking break calling us on touch fouls 

even CP3 can't make a fucking bunny today

Golden State getting into some early foul trouble this quarter.

Just now, elfenix said:

how many air balls is that?

Forcing unnecessary 3 pointers. They should dribble, penetrate, and kick out for open 3s.

capela playing fucking soft.  Why is he even in the game if he’s gonna stand there like an idiot while Livingston gets a free putback?

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36%.  ugly.  not like GS is doing amazing.

 

paul trying to play

Ariza being way too indecisive when he gets the ball

41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I get that GS plays very well at home.

But I haven't heard a single talking head mention the fact that Houston was the best road team in the NBA this year.

Seems relevant?

Fuck it, let's show 'em...

Lol good point but I don't think thats how the script reads bud. "Not alot of communication on Defense for the Rockets" lol right at CP3 gets a steal. Whats there to communicate? Durant is unstoppable and you aint going to get ANY calls. 

Lol even a late call there officials wait to see if the ball goes in. What? I didn't realize a foul is only a foul if it's a miss.

Game 1 all over again.  Where is the ball movement?  

We're lucky they're missing shots right now.

 

Missed layups, shot clock violations, turnovers, it's a god damned replay of Game 1.

Get your fucking shit together!

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