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Just now, runthebone said:

There are so many bitches on clutchfans.  Fuck that talk.  Six man rotation?  Hickory only needed four.  

Clutchfans sucks. But if you think they're the worst, you should see SpursTalk. Good God!

 

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  • BigOrange1
    BigOrange1

    it's just amazing to me the reactionary posts you get when it comes to sports. durant and the warriors stacked the deck so much in their favor on july 4th, 2016 that people were saying they'd win

  • Hanrahan
    Hanrahan

    Don’t you take penis in the butt and had a fat wife divorce you?

  • Simon Honeybone
    Simon Honeybone

    Start talking shit now! This team blows dick!  

7 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

They gonna bring in Leinert to give the pregame speech?

Lol that's exactly who they sound like. Sure they won, but we are the "better team". What a turd that guy was and the Trojans are. Hope the horns wreck their shit in DKR.

Just now, Sidney Sherman said:

Lol that's exactly who they sound like. Sure they won, but we are the "better team". What a turd that guy was and the Trojans are. Hope the horns wreck their shit in DKR.

Shaun Livingston not crediting the Rockets defense and instead saying it's all about their execution. Yeah we know it burns your tiny pee pee to admit reality, Shaun.

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Clutchfans sucks. But if you think they're the worst, you should see SpursTalk. Good God!

 

Amazing how much Spur dick Bayless can fit in his mouth. 

Hoping ryno gets some of Paul’s minutes Saturday and flat makes it rain. And the rest of the teams three balls follow suit 

1 minute ago, Sidney Sherman said:

Amazing how much Spur dick Bayless can fit in his mouth. 

Competition between him and Michelle Beadle for chugging the Spurs cock.

The Rockets did win the season opener at Oracle without CP3, so there's that. I mean, he played, but he was injured going in and bowed out in the second half and then missed the next month as he wasn't healthy enough to start the season. 

49 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Fuck all the bitches in this thread. You know who you are.

there are a ton of bitches in this fanbase.  there are probably less than 10 regular posters on this thread (who are here all year, not just for the playoffs) who aren't complete give up at the first sight of adversity bitchasses. 

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

there are a ton of bitches in this fanbase.  there are probably less than 10 regular posters on this thread (who are here all year, not just for the playoffs) who aren't complete give up at the first sight of adversity bitchasses. 

i'm like the guy in lost that was on the island the whole time but wasn't part of the core group.  and suddenly i pop up and hurley is like, who the f is that guy, and i get offended.

What a fucking game!!!! 

CP3 will want to play no matter what - if he is hampered, he needs to sit and save it all for Game 7. 

2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

What a fucking game!!!! 

CP3 will want to play no matter what - if he is hampered, he needs to sit and save it all for Game 7. 

This is my guess to what will actually happen.

I still can’t get over how good our defense has been the past 2 games. Our communication on defense and ability to switch EVERYTHING has been incredible. I only remember one true miscommunication tonight that resulted in a wide open 3 from Curry. Pretty amazing what Bdzelik has done with our guys. 

all the nba head coaching openings are filled right?  i don't want bzdelik leaving.

the rockets are a combined 38% FG% and 31% 3P% in the last 2 games and have won them both.

50 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Yeah, Kerr. You COULD have won this game - BUT YOU DIDN’T. 

You fuckstick  

Go get your shine box 

 

Take note of the first stat about the Game 5 Winner. Is that good?

Fun fact: We've played the Warriors 8 times this season.  They've won back-to-back games 0 times.

I still can't get over some of the bullshit calls in this game. The one on Ariza with Durant mugging him made me throw a remote across the room.

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25 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

I love how Gerald Green took off his game jersey, showered and put on ANOTHER NBA JERSEY as his street clothes. I think he is wearing Dream’s 1996 All Star game jersey.

I was more worried about the achilles and the Rockets training staff did wonders with it. He will play, how much and how well is TBD. Really wish Luc was healthy, he's needed in this game.

30 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

We'll see.

Well, he did say jump into a Maybach and not gingerly get into a Maybach, so maybe theres a chance 

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all the nba head coaching openings are filled right?  i don't want bzdelik leaving.
If Game 6 goes our way, GS might have an opening...

I hope they leave CPs status as "questionable" until they submit the roster Saturday night. Don't tell GS what to plan for, and mess with them.

I guess I can appreciate looking for a mental edge as much as anyone else, but how does the Golden State game plan change if CP3 can't play? I'm pretty fucking sure they'll plan on him playing, and if he can't then they'll just enjoy the edge that they get. I just want Dantoni to be super conservative in terms of resting for game 7, if this is an issue that would get exacerbated by playing in a couple of days.

7 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

I still can’t get over how good our defense has been the past 2 games. Our communication on defense and ability to switch EVERYTHING has been incredible. I only remember one true miscommunication tonight that resulted in a wide open 3 from Curry. Pretty amazing what Bdzelik has done with our guys. 

Also, we have guys who give a fuck about defense. Last year we had Ariza, shooters, and Clint was learning. Basically, one defender in the rotation.  Now we start 4 defenders, and 2 of those 4 DEMAND you play defense... so it trickles down to Gordon and Harden. 

Now... if Harden can acquire championship mental focus, we're good.

I might have to wear a shirt with another man's name on it. I don't normally do such things. 

Somethings gotta give with the cold shooting. If Harden & Gordon finally break out from the arc in the same game... look the fuck out.

Amazing game. CraY that we got it done with such a poor shooting night, but it can happen to Golden State the same as it happens to us.

We've got the Golden State offense figured out and it is beautiful. They cant play their game at all.

It's amazing how little respect Kerr and the Warriors still have for the Rockets. Harden was 3-23 from BTA and 0 for his last 20 3PAs, and the Warriors lost both of those games.

23 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It's amazing how little respect Kerr and the Warriors still have for the Rockets. Harden was 3-23 from BTA and 0 for his last 20 3PAs, and the Warriors lost both of those games.

I can't tell if it's false bravado or if that's really how they think/feel because they're that confident the team can turn it back "on" just like that. 

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

I can't tell if it's false bravado or if that's really how they think/feel because they're that confident the team can turn it back "on" just like that. 

It's false bravado. They've never been tested like this post Durant. They don't know how to react. They just assume the Rockets will continue missing wide open 3's while their shitty bench magically scores 40+ points in game 6 & 7.

1 minute ago, Orca of Peace said:

i don't remember GS being that sloppy with the ball in prior years. What is causing this?

Rugged defense from every Rocket player that steps on the floor. Just go watch Steph's last attempt of game 5, and Tucker's effort to block that shot. He gave 2 shits that Harden was in his way.

I guess going to the finals 3 straight years and winning two has the warriors thinking they are just going to show up and win the next two just because they’ve done it before? Klay answered last night “we’ve been worse positions”, Kerr said “nah we are fine I saw a lot of positives”, draymond declared “we are going game 7 I guarantee it”. 

I know the game 7 guarantee is what you’re supposed to say but they have a look on their face in those interviews of zero desperation just “because” they are the warriors and they’ve been there and done that? 

Champions will say “yea we got our ass kicked”. And leave at that and play better, they are just talking right now and I hope we end their season at oracle just to shut them up. Then watch the we were not 100% excuse to start pouring out from the media even during the finals as we play that’s all we will hear about. 

9 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

i don't remember GS being that sloppy with the ball in prior years. What is causing this?

It's always been their vulnerability

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Champions will say “yea we got our ass kicked”. And leave at that and play better, they are just talking right now and I hope we end their season at oracle just to shut them up. Then watch the we were not 100% excuse to start pouring out from the media even during the finals as we play that’s all we will hear about. 

If you guys manage to win Game 6 with Chris Paul benched or severely hobbled, nobody except for the most brazen, oblivious Warriors fan would dare bring up the injury excuse for losing the series.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

If you guys manage to win Game 6 with Chris Paul benched or severely hobbled, nobody except for the most brazen, oblivious Warriors fan would dare bring up the injury excuse for losing the series.

You don’t think they won’t talk the iggy injury? Or klay being hobbled or then say curry was “never right” all series? Maybe not but I can already hear it.

 

cp3 being out possibly definitely would effect the series for the rockets.

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