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#5

My name's Dewey Oxburger.  My friends call me Ox.  I don't know if you've noticed, but I got  a slight weight problem.  My doctor says I swallow a lot of aggression, along with a lot if pizzas.  

 

edit- dammit retread

Edited by Sbbruin

#9

You know, one day Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

#11

Have you ever been convicted of a felony or misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing. 

Convicted? No. 

Never convicted. 

#13

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin!

#14

Do you know the rest of your problem? You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment. 

#17
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin!

Great. I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin.
#18

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?

Winger: You mean like flaming?

Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

Winger: Yeah ... would they send us someplace special

#22

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!

#24

You’re weird. You’re a mutant. You’re a killer. You’re a trained killer. You’re a lean, mean, fighting machine!

#25

General Barnicke: Where the hell have you been, soldier?
John Winger: Traaaaaaaining, sir!
Soldiers: Training, sir!
General Barnicke: What kind of training, son?
John Winger: Aaaaaaarmy training, sir!
Soldiers: Army training, sir!
[laughter]
General Barnicke: Where's your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up, sir!
Capt. Stillman: Uhh, yes, sir, these are Sgt. Hulka's men. He was injured during basic training.
General Barnicke: I soo. So am I to understand you men completed your training on your own?
John Winger: Tha's the fact, Jack!
Soldiers: That's the fact, Jack!
General Barnicke: Captain, these are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on my EM-50 project.
Capt. Stillman: But, sir . . .
General Barnicke: Don't "But" me, Captain. I want them on the plane. Tonight!

#28

I had to go back and look at the script. You're right. I always thought he said battalion.

#29

Funny that Stripes and Full Metal Jacket share almost the same structure.

#32

I love that this thread and "Full Metal Jacket" were started around the same time.  Since they are basically both the same movie to me...

#44

The name is Francis, friends call me psycho... any of you homos call me Francis and I kill you

#45

You guys really left me...

LEE HARVEY, you are a madman! When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow... I want to party with you, cowboy. The two of us together, forget it!

#47
12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!

This is my favorite scene. "We're 10 and 1!" Ramis and Candy are losing it in the background. 

 

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