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The funniest movie, or one of them, in my lifetime. Watching now.  

Though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her a break.

I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.

I know what must have happened. It didn't come in. Now I can get you the Sports Wagon; the only problem is that it may take six weeks. I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster is the way to go. You think you hate it now, but just wait until you drive it.

5 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Eat my rubber!

Goddammit.  Wrong Vacation.  I'd like to formally retract this quote and replace it with:

 

I think you're all fucked in the head!

We like to send out a mailer.  

22 hours ago, Red Five said:

Bet you could go for a cool one huh Clark.

Like them green walls.

Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

No sir I don't

Well......its probably pretty stiff.

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Poor little guy. Probably kept up for a mile or two.

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Poor little guy. Probably kept up for a mile or two.

Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

No, sir, I don't.

Well . . . it's probably pretty stiff.


I'm going steady, and I French kiss.


So, everybody does that.


Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

Not without a major credit card  

That’s my brother’s family.  

Deeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeeep   Riveeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

My home is oooover Jordannnnnnnuh.

Thirty-seven dollars for three tents?

Oh, they're very nice tents. And that price includes scenery and wildlife fun.

On 5/4/2019 at 10:51 PM, Player said:

How much you got?

I use "all of it, boy" every chance I get. 

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