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#1601
26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

 

 

19 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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I mean.....that bluesky post is 100% true, so yeah....that gif is the only sane response.  Jesus Christ we are so completely and totally fucked.

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#1603
38 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:
BREAKING: Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."

 

So Bari Weiss had Niall Ferguson and Dexter Filkins on her podcast today (recorded yesterday noonish) and they speculated that the Iranians could try to get what enriched uranium they have and detonate it in the desert, thereby declaring themselves a nuclear power in an effort to cower a restive populace.  
 

Another interesting tidbit was an expectation Israel will have to put boots on the ground to permanently cripple Fordo.  Filkens said a former Biden official told him the Israeli SF were role playing that a month ago.  

47 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So if I’m the leadership of Iran, what exactly is my reasoning for not just launching everything I have in a moment of final glory?

What makes you think they haven’t already?  Israel got to much of their arsenal already.  

#1604
50 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:
BREAKING: Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."

 

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#1605

So, a query for the MAGAs who claim that Trump is ZOMG the best negotiator ever.....if Iran ends up popping off a nuke (nuclear detonation or dirty bomb), how big a win is that for the master of negotiation, no more wars president?  Like, Super Bowl-level win, right?

What if it's just a good old massive attack on US forces/infrastructure in the region?  Is that just like a wild card win?

Aren't we all getting tired of winning?

#1606
11 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

So Bari Weiss had Niall Ferguson and Dexter Filkins on her podcast today (recorded yesterday noonish) and they speculated that the Iranians could try to get what enriched uranium they have and detonate it in the desert, thereby declaring themselves a nuclear power in an effort to cower a restive populace.  
 

Another interesting tidbit was an expectation Israel will have to put boots on the ground to permanently cripple Fordo.  Filkens said a former Biden official told him the Israeli SF were role playing that a month ago.  

What makes you think they haven’t already?  Israel got to much of their arsenal already.  

First, Bari Weiss is a grifter. Second…ok first and second. 

#1607
15 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

NO ONE deserves to be atomized. Don’t even send that idea out into the Van Allen belt.

Gonna have to disagree with you there. Now I'm inclined to agree that no human being is pure enough that they should be the one to do it, but people being so evil that they deserve to be? Abso-fucking-lutely.

#1608
21 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We’re in good hands. 
 

Trump just shared this alarming text from Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee, effusively praising him while telling him that no president has been in his position "since Truman in 1945" (when the U.S. dropped the atomic bomb on Japan) & that he "will hear a voice from heaven" telling him what to do.

 

We fucked

#1609
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, a query for the MAGAs who claim that Trump is ZOMG the best negotiator ever.....if Iran ends up popping off a nuke (nuclear detonation or dirty bomb), how big a win is that for the master of negotiation, no more wars president?  Like, Super Bowl-level win, right?

What if it's just a good old massive attack on US forces/infrastructure in the region?  Is that just like a wild card win?

Aren't we all getting tired of winning?

Trump and his family will be enjoying champagne and caviar in a posh underground bunker, while the rest of us on the surface who manage to survive our fifth degree burns will be fighting over cockroaches for food. 

That’s a pretty fucking epic win, wouldn’t you say?

#1610
2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Trump and his family will be enjoying champagne and caviar in a posh underground bunker, while the rest of us on the surface who manage to survive our fifth degree burns will be fighting over cockroaches for food. 

That’s a pretty fucking epic win, wouldn’t you say?

Fighting the cockroaches for food, or fighting over cockroaches AS food?  These things matter, because.....

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#1612
1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

So is Iran going to launch some sort of nuke off tonight?  

They’d have to have a nuke to do that. They don’t have a nuke. They’re closer to having one now than they were before Trump tore up the JCPOA, but they still don’t have one. 

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#1613
1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:
BREAKING: Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."

 

lol if iran releases the pee pee tape 

#1614
Just now, CowboyFred said:

lol if iran releases the pee pee tape 

Please be this and not Armageddon, ONE TIME!

#1616

Not that I can find- and I've looked pretty hard.  Unusual Whales is pretty credible in my experience, particularly regarding stonks.  I'm leaning heavily towards it being untrue though.  Which, honestly would be a relief.  But delete post, ban user and all that...

#1617
57 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Trump and his family will be enjoying champagne and caviar in a posh underground bunker, while the rest of us on the surface who manage to survive our fifth degree burns will be fighting over cockroaches for food. 

That’s a pretty fucking epic win, wouldn’t you say?

This is a long-ish read.  And it isn't specific to this thread.  But it's on my mind a lot these days.

The Rise of End Times Fascism By Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor

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#1618

Can’t we at least see what Arch can do as the real #1 before we have to face nuclear annihilation?

#1620
2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Chad Pergram: Fetterman on Kaine resolution to set parameters on if the US were to get involved in Iran: I'm going to vote it down.. I really hope the president finally does bomb and destroy the Iranians 11:30 AM • 6/17/25 • 146K Views

That will take nukes. We've proven over and over and over that conventional bombing campaigns aren't enough against a large nation state. 

Remember Shock and Awe? Overpromised, underdelivered.

People don't only get scared when you bomb their friends and families and cities. They also get vengeful.

I see us dusting off the ol' Terror Color Scare Scale and moving it to red.

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The level was reported every night on the news until the levels ceased meaning anything and didn't scare anybody enough to keep them from wondering about the wisdom of Homeland Security one day being led by a sycophantic dolt. It had already served its purpose, though. Nobody care about it anymore.

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#1621

Guy on CNN is reporting that Trump heard all the credit Israel was getting on Fox News for such a clean operation, so then he started calling around and telling everyone that we did know about the attack.  The fucking guy can't have anyone get any praise without trying to hijack it.

And of course Netanyahu knew that when he instigated this.  He knew he could start this and count on Trump's ego to finish it with the bunker busters that Israel doesn't have.

The fat piece of shit got played.  Again.  And he'll go back on his "no war" platform, and it will cost him 0 followers.

Fucking absurd, but also predictable.

#1622
3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Chad Pergram: Fetterman on Kaine resolution to set parameters on if the US were to get involved in Iran: I'm going to vote it down.. I really hope the president finally does bomb and destroy the Iranians 11:30 AM • 6/17/25 • 146K Views

He is a one issue politician. All he cares about is Israel.

Pennsylvania must be tired of having only one Senator.

#1623
5 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

21st century? Equating war with peace dates back to 1984, at least.

the ferengi alliance was organized 10000 years ago (earth years) so rules of acquisition 34 & 35 likely predate eric blair by 8000 years

#1624
3 hours ago, TexasHooch said:
BREAKING: Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."

 

Women's dress code is getting casual Fridays!

#1625
3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Chad Pergram: Fetterman on Kaine resolution to set parameters on if the US were to get involved in Iran: I'm going to vote it down.. I really hope the president finally does bomb and destroy the Iranians 11:30 AM • 6/17/25 • 146K Views

Is becoming a massive piece of shit a typical side effect of a stroke?

#1627
3 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

So is Iran going to launch some sort of nuke off tonight?  

bibi says wish a motherfucker would

and that's the thing NO ONE is talking about

israel has nukes

at least 100, maybe 200 warheads

but they have never been acknowledged

the shia have no ally they can guarantee will come to their aid; the russians might, but not in the current (ukrainian entanglement) paradigm

the west counters russia

south asia has a 'mad' lock on nuke use

bibi wants another "new american century pearl harbor" event.....  who counters his nukes, and how?

nothing is a matrix glitch in this timeline.....   remember, the shitgibbon telegraphs his actions in his tweets......

would anyone be surprised by *ANYTHING* that happens tonight or this week?

#1628
3 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Israel apparently owns most politicians in this country, from both of our political parties, so I'm not sure having the idiot in there really changes much on Iran/Israel. I suppose a Dem might have counseled more restraint, but then again we didn't exactly see that in Gaza from Biden. 

biden, even at the end, would not have approved the pre-emptive attack whose success criteria required a capability only we could bring to the table

bibi took a look at the landscape and saw an opening with rats and idiots running the show

#1629
9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

would anyone be surprised by *ANYTHING* that happens tonight or this week?

Nope.

Yesterday I asked if Israel might do the unthinkable, and I think people thought I meant a ground war.  I was actually wondering about Israel dropping a nuke on the mountain that the Fordow facility is buried under.  Pretty sure that would work at least as well as a few MOABs, right?  And what are the consequences for Israel?  Harsh words and censures from their allies, and what else?  Nothing.

To be clear, I do not think this is coming.  But to your question above, is *anything* unthinkable right now with a war monger running Israel and a fucking idiot running America?

#1630
27 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Is becoming a massive piece of shit a typical side effect of a stroke?

Personalities can definitely change after a stroke. My dad became much more laid back and less grumpy after he had a stroke. My FIL became much more emotional where he tears up at the drop of a hat when he was completely stoic prior.

#1631
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Nope.

Yesterday I asked if Israel might do the unthinkable, and I think people thought I meant a ground war.  I was actually wondering about Israel dropping a nuke on the mountain that the Fordow facility is buried under.  Pretty sure that would work at least as well as a few MOABs, right?  And what are the consequences for Israel?  Harsh words and censures from their allies, and what else?  Nothing.

To be clear, I do not think this is coming.  But to your question above, is *anything* unthinkable right now with a war monger running Israel and a fucking idiot running America?

anything less than 100mt in a surface device will not vaporize enough of the mountain - the israelis don't have anything that large - only moabs can do it

#1634
5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

anything less than 100mt in a surface device will not vaporize enough of the mountain - the israelis don't have anything that large - only moabs can do it

Hmm, that's good to know.  I guess President Bone Spurs gets to do it.

I swear to Zeus, if this draft dodger gets us into WWIII, I'm going to overdose on irony.

#1636

If we do help to start a world war, whose side are we on? I assume we are with Israel, Russia and maybe El Salvador?

Serious question

#1637
1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

sunrise in tehran today was 449am local

current time in tehran is 511am

looks like the shia have learned how to trumptroll

No daylight savings time in Tehran?

#1638
7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

If we do help to start a world war, whose side are we on? I assume we are with Israel, Russia and maybe El Salvador?

Serious question

and 600 million screaming Chinamen.

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#1639
5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

If we do help to start a world war, whose side are we on? I assume we are with Israel, Russia and maybe El Salvador?

Serious question

It will be Russia, China, and US carving up the rest of the world and since we have Dotard, we'll end up declaring bankruptcy 

#1640
35 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

israel has nukes

at least 100, maybe 200 warheads

but they have never been acknowledged

Also appropriate for this thread in general 

 

 

#1641
28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

sunrise in tehran today was 449am local

current time in tehran is 511am

looks like the shia have learned how to trumptroll

Indeed. They didn't specifically thank us for attention to this matter. That's your tipoff its a bluff. 

#1642

This is really the only thing foreign intelligence services need to monitor.
#1643
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

This is really the only thing foreign intelligence services need to monitor.

So for 100k, our adversaries can buy a pizza franchise next to the pentagon, implant listening bugs in the box, and be in the room where it happens?

#1644
3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

So for 100k, our adversaries can buy a pizza franchise next to the pentagon, implant listening bugs in the box, and be in the room where it happens?

I’m sure they get all they need for the administrations cell phone use. 

#1645
2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Can’t we at least see what Arch can do as the real #1 before we have to face nuclear annihilation?

Trump used his masterful AOTD negotiating skills.  No nuclear annihilation, and, in exchange, Quinn comes back for one more season.

#1646

SIAP

Ted Cruz says he has no idea what the population or ethnic mix of Iran is. He wants the US to help Israel bomb and destroy the country anyway.

 

#1647
16 minutes ago, dcbc said:

No nuclear annihilation, and, in exchange, Quinn comes back for one more season.

I'll take the nuclear annihilation, please

#1648
6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I'll take the nuclear annihilation, please

Speaking of non-precision bombing, ammiright?

#1649


So is this administration.


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