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Israel talking to the United States......

 

 

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  • wild_turkey
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    I cannot take a person seriously once they accuse anyone else of having TDS. If you bring up TDS for any reason other than to mock its very existence and those who consider it a real problem, I lose a

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2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

bibi says wish a motherfucker would

and that's the thing NO ONE is talking about

israel has nukes

at least 100, maybe 200 warheads

but they have never been acknowledged

the shia have no ally they can guarantee will come to their aid; the russians might, but not in the current (ukrainian entanglement) paradigm

the west counters russia

south asia has a 'mad' lock on nuke use

bibi wants another "new american century pearl harbor" event.....  who counters his nukes, and how?

nothing is a matrix glitch in this timeline.....   remember, the shitgibbon telegraphs his actions in his tweets......

would anyone be surprised by *ANYTHING* that happens tonight or this week?

Has anyone downloaded Signal and been added to SecDef chat yet?

2 hours ago, Bojack said:

and 600 million screaming Chinamen.

Last I heard there were a billion screaming Chinamen.

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Trump used his masterful AOTD negotiating skills.  No nuclear annihilation, and, in exchange, Quinn comes back for one more season.

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Let's just go ahead and nuke ourselves instead

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I think they over estimated the “centuries”

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10 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


I think they over estimated the “centuries”

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Honest question--what's the septic system like deep down in a cave labyrinth bunker?  I think the required septic system for the Mcrib might draw them above ground.  Fire at will or fire in the hole.

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11 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Gonna have to disagree with you there. Now I'm inclined to agree that no human being is pure enough that they should be the one to do it, but people being so evil that they deserve to be? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Point taken. Who gets to define “so evil”?  It’s a Twilight Zone episode and I think Rod Serling just stepped out of the scenery and into the foreground.

So cool that the future of the world is being negotiated on Twitter by the guy who hosted The Apprentice typing in all caps and then thanking people for their attention to this matter.

Hell with it.  Blow it all up and let's see what's next.

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So cool that the future of the world is being negotiated on Twitter by the guy who hosted The Apprentice typing in all caps and then thanking people for their attention to this matter.
Hell with it.  Blow it all up and let's see what's next.

80 million people thought this was a good idea.
5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Blow it all up and let's see what's next.

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

So cool that the future of the world is being negotiated on Twitter by the guy who hosted The Apprentice typing in all caps and then thanking people for their attention to this matter.

Hell with it.  Blow it all up and let's see what's next.

To be fair, I read the whole Trump post in the Ace Ventura ass voice but the ending with “thank you for your attention to this matter” put it over the top, similar to the “thank you for your cooperation.”

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2 hours ago, dcbc said:

The man in black fled across the dessert, and the gunslinger followed.

Crème brûlée?

3 hours ago, Red Five said:


80 million people thought this was a good idea.

And 100 million Americans were fine with this outcome to the point they didn't even bother to vote. 

Country of 260 million adults can't survive 180 million of them being complete fucking morons. 

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Crème brûlée?

Say what?

7 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Say what?

Trying to think of dessert most likely to associate w post nuclear apocalypse. That or maybe baked Alaska

15 hours ago, speed817 said:

Israel talking to the United States......

 

 

Slim Charles knows more about war than most secretaries of state.

19 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Trying to think of dessert most likely to associate w post nuclear apocalypse. That or maybe baked Alaska

Dammit.  How did I fuck that Stephen King reference up with my sweet tooth?  It's actually kind of funny as a combination fat joke, I guess.

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5 hours ago, Red Five said:


80 million people thought this was a good idea.

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5 hours ago, MrBig said:

To be fair, I read the whole Trump post in the Ace Ventura ass voice but the ending with “thank you for your attention to this matter” put it over the top, similar to the “thank you for your cooperation.”

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Pretty much where we are at as a country.

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Slim Charles knows more about war than most secretaries of state.

Ain't no bone spurs in Baltimore.

And they're honest about what they are.

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23 minutes ago, Mittens said:

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Sir, you're working for an American death cult. 

Trump is getting played by Netanyahu so badly we're about to have American soldiers dying to fight a country we had a successful peace agreement with before Trump. 

 

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4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Shock and awe here we go

its not looking good. Nimitz is en route + air fuel tankers from US to Europe (at least seeing this across almost all armchair analysts on the various socials). 

Damn worried about if Iran takes the bluff or takes the first action. Expecting rational actions from irrational actors is not going to keep me warm tonight. 

Who is the most rational actor here - the Trump admin, Bibi warmonger, and Ayatollah assholla? LOL.

Im going for a walk

4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Sir, you're working for an American death cult. 

Trump is getting played by Netanyahu so badly we're about to have American soldiers dying to fight a country we had a successful peace agreement with before Trump. 

 

its unreal how fucking horrible TFG is at anything that takes more than 5 seconds to develop. 

I told them to do the deal, but they didn't do the deal. Now they have no cards to make a deal. 

Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal.

Like no one's ever seen before.

19 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I told them to do the deal, but they didn't do the deal. Now they have no cards to make a deal. 

Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal.

Like no one's ever seen before.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I told them to do the deal, but they didn't do the deal. Now they have no cards to make a deal. 

Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal.

Like no one's ever seen before.

same energy. and upstanding character. and taste in decor. 

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George Conway linked to this short thread on the Elon's fascist news network.  Just easier to put the images up.

 

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13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fuck everyone that voted for this 

Bigly.

Don't leave out the acquiescent. 

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22 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fuck everyone that voted for this 

The frustrating thing is: those idiots will look you straight in the eye and insist that they did not vote for this.

They’ll say Trump promised to end all the wars Biden got us into (fact check: there are none) and prevent war from ever happening again. 

And then, rather than admit that they are suckers who fell for one of the most obvious lies ever told, they’ll insist that he was telling the truth. They’ll justify this flagrant violation of his campaign promises by opining that this is all Iran’s fault or the result of Woke Ideology or a valiant fight to prevent Sharia Law or some other stupid fucking nonsense that just makes them look even dumber than the drooling morons that they are. 

15 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

The frustrating thing is: those idiots will look you straight in the eye and insist that they did not vote for this.

They’ll say Trump promised to end all the wars Biden got us into (fact check: there are none) and prevent war from ever happening again. 

And then, rather than admit that they are suckers who fell for one of the most obvious lies ever told, they’ll insist that he was telling the truth. They’ll justify this flagrant violation of his campaign promises by opining that this is all Iran’s fault or the result of Woke Ideology or a valiant fight to prevent Sharia Law or some other stupid fucking nonsense that just makes them look even dumber than the drooling morons that they are. 


appropriate gif is appropriate 

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But like 8 people died when Biden withdrew from Afghanistan so the lesson is never withdraw from a war again.

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On 6/16/2025 at 6:11 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

@Anastasis gotta be cooking up the Citizen Kane of Both Sides posts right now 

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14 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

The frustrating thing is: those idiots will look you straight in the eye and insist that they did not vote for this.

That's really good. It's as though the dishonesty they voted for is rooted in an internal embrace of dishohesty to justify any vile/cruel/selfish act. 

I've noted, as has anyone paying attention, that there is nothing hidden about who and what Trump is. They voted for him and embrace him. But something in your statement opened my eyes to something else: they are Trump through and through. They don't just like him; he's a fucking mirror.

26 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

The frustrating thing is: those idiots will look you straight in the eye and insist that they did not vote for this.

They’ll say Trump promised to end all the wars Biden got us into (fact check: there are none) and prevent war from ever happening again. 

And then, rather than admit that they are suckers who fell for one of the most obvious lies ever told, they’ll insist that he was telling the truth. They’ll justify this flagrant violation of his campaign promises by opining that this is all Iran’s fault or the result of Woke Ideology or a valiant fight to prevent Sharia Law or some other stupid fucking nonsense that just makes them look even dumber than the drooling morons that they are. 

This is a really good post, and so so true. 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's really good. It's as though the dishonesty they voted for is rooted in an internal embrace of dishohesty to justify any vile/cruel/selfish act. 

I've noted, as has anyone paying attention, that there is nothing hidden about who and what Trump is. They voted for him and embrace him. But something in your statement opened my eyes to something else: they are Trump through and through. They don't just like him; he's a fucking mirror.


Trump is the manifestation of everything they are and everything they aspire to be.

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This is a really good post, and so so true. 

Other than the fact that it is clear that some of you still interact with way too many MAGA.

21 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Other than the fact that it is clear that some of you still interact with way too many MAGA.

What, you don’t read the DT board?

57 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

The frustrating thing is: those idiots will look you straight in the eye and insist that they did not vote for this.

They’ll say Trump promised to end all the wars Biden got us into (fact check: there are none) and prevent war from ever happening again. 

And then, rather than admit that they are suckers who fell for one of the most obvious lies ever told, they’ll insist that he was telling the truth. They’ll justify this flagrant violation of his campaign promises by opining that this is all Iran’s fault or the result of Woke Ideology or a valiant fight to prevent Sharia Law or some other stupid fucking nonsense that just makes them look even dumber than the drooling morons that they are. 

Nah, the vast majority of them couldn't name a single policy on any of these issues that they believe or that they thought their King Orange believed other than "woke dei is bad." That's literally all they cared about. They couldn't even tell you what his position was on war becasue he never had any other than just shittalking Biden/Obama. That's all they hear and all they care about, the vast majority at least.   

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