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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

He's alive (I checked, after reading that post).

He probably looks like Randy Marsh at the computer

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57 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Didn't do shit in Tora Bora.

What about at Macho Grande? 

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I think it is safe to say that Iran will not target Trump himself with terrorist attacks. They realize Trump is their best weapon for damaging the United States. 

10 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

He's dead???

 

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

He's alive (I checked, after reading that post).

No I just meant that even he couldn't take the stupid and was one of many to bail during Trump 1.

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I think it is safe to say that Iran will not target Trump himself with terrorist attacks. They realize Trump is their best weapon for damaging the United States. 

Yes Putin ain’t letting them off his boy toy 

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Traditional terrorist attacks may happen, but I think they're going to hit us with cyber-attacks, particularly infrastructure. 

Luckily, we have the Federal Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), which works tirelessly to ensure that our critical infrastructure is protected.

Oh.

https://www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-senior-official-departures/748992/

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I want to thank everyone, in particular...  God...

This fucking fraud, lol....

37 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Color me surprised:

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You should know by now that MAGA will do an instant 180 as soon as Trump and Fox News tell them how to think.

I guess Vance didn't get the ref tie memo

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I guess Vance didn't get the ref tie memo

Nah, he's just not allowed to dress like the cool kids yet

8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Israel is VERY LATE with the "thank you, Mr. President!"

That's what happens when you don't provide the requisite "attention to this matter", as trump suggested. This is very high level stuff, here. Don't feel bad if you feel like you're falling behind. 

15 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Rubio has a thousand yard stare

He’s looked like shit for awhile, the chicanery is weighing on him.  He knows better but he’s too much of a pussy to stand up for what’s right.

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Nah, he's just not allowed to dress like the cool kids yet

He barely had enough time to fix his eyeliner give him a break

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56 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im laughing my ass off at all those who think Irans retaliation is gonna be anything but a guerilla/terrorist-type bomb(ing) on the US now

 

I slightly worried that we are more at risk for a terror attack now than any time post-9/11

Don't worry.  The Department of Homeland Security's counter-terrorism center is led by . . . hold on . . . let me check my notes . . . oh, god--a kid who was working at HEB last year.

At least Saudi Arabia won't pursue nukes now.  If Iran obtained nukes, the gulf states, particular Saudi was going to have to do it as well.

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Don't worry.  The Department of Homeland Security's counter-terrorism center is led by . . . hold on . . . let me check my notes . . . oh, god--a kid who was working at HEB last year.

That's really eyebrow raising.

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Trump said the nuclear facilities were obliterated. Which means they have to replace some shingles and touch up some paint and all system are still a go. 

I had a text exchange earlier tonight with an active-duty service member.  Some of you might "read between the lines", but anyway, he texted me and said "Jesus Christ, it's a great day to be part of the 'immediate reaction force'".

I may have made an editorial comment or two about Trump and Hegseth.   Now this particular soldier; he's a big fan of "The Wire". 

I reminded him of the episode when Valchek sent Carver down to the port to ticket all the stevedore's cars.   Frank Sobatka comes out to Carver all "What the fuck...we've been parking here since the ships had sails on 'em".  

Carver says "listen, the word came down from the Major's office that all cars here were to get papered".

Sobatka: "who's the Major"

"Valchek". 

"Stan Valchek?  That little fuck.  Listen, no offense to you, but you work for a bleeding asshole".

Carver tilts his had and replies "more than one, actually". 

Then I told him, "dude, you're Carver".

He responded "Facts". 

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Don't worry.  The Department of Homeland Security's counter-terrorism center is led by . . . hold on . . . let me check my notes . . . oh, god--a kid who was working at HEB last year.

Was HEB open? 

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

At least Saudi Arabia won't pursue nukes now.  If Iran obtained nukes, the gulf states, particular Saudi was going to have to do it as well.

is this a "put on"?  Do you seriously believe that Saudi doesn't have nukes?  They bought them from Jared Kushner for god's sake.

31 minutes ago, tx ind said:

He’s looked like shit for awhile, the chicanery is weighing on him.  He knows better but he’s too much of a pussy to stand up for what’s right.

There's a reason why Rick Wilson bailed on his ass.

7 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

That's really eyebrow raising.

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This fucking timeline, man. 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

is this a "put on"?  Do you seriously believe that Saudi doesn't have nukes?  They bought them from Jared Kushner for god's sake.

And your source is?

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36 minutes ago, tx ind said:

He’s looked like shit for awhile, the chicanery is weighing on him.  He knows better but he’s too much of a pussy to stand up for what’s right.

Fuck him. He's "known better" for close to a decade. He called him out on it repeatedly in '16, but like all the other pussies he jumped in the cuck chair once it was clear the rubes preferred orange. 

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"He is a con artist," Rubio said. "He runs on this idea he is fighting for the little guy, but he has spent his entire career sticking it to the little guy — his entire career." 

Rubio's full-throated offensive came the morning after he and Ted Cruz teamed up against Trump at the 10th Republican debate in Houston. Rubio specifically pounced on Trump's hiring of foreign workers and his now-defunct Trump University, both examples Rubio cited here as he argued the billionaire is doing a "con job" on voters.

"He's going to Americans that are struggling, that are hurting, and he's implying, 'I'm fighting for you because I'm a tough guy,'" Rubio said. "A tough guy? This guy inherited $200 million. He's never faced any struggle."

Rubio added: "The other day, he told a protester, 'I'm going to punch you in the face.' Donald Trump has never punched anyone in the face. Donald Trump was the first guy that begged for Secret Service protection."

Appearing later Friday morning in nearby Fort Worth, Trump called Rubio's tirade a sign of desperation that shows the Florida senator is not "presidential material." Trump also took issue with a number of Rubio's claims, including that Trump inherited $200 million and that his vodka line went out of business. 

"I used to call Ted Cruz a liar, but now I'll also call Marco Rubio" a liar, Trump told reporters before the start of his own rally at the Fort Worth Convention Center.

At one point in his rally, Rubio pulled out his phone and read from the stage a series of misspelled tweets Trump had sent earlier in the morning. The tweets, one of which called Rubio a "leightweight chocker," prompted the Florida senator to offer two theories for the spelling errors. 

"No. 1, that's how they spell those words at the Wharton School of Business," Rubio said, referring to Trump's oft-touted alma mater, "or No. 2, just like the Trump Tower, he relies on a foreign worker to do his own tweets." 

It was not the only time Rubio seized on Trump's reliance on foreign labor for some of his properties. As Rubio recalled his parents' immigrant experience, he noted his "mother was a maid, the kind of people Donald Trump hires from other countries."

Rubio also saved some ridicule for Trump's performance at the debate. Rubio suggested Trump had a "meltdown" during a commercial break, scrambling to get rid of a "sweat mustache" he developed and demanding a full-length mirror for an unknown reason. "Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet — I don't know," Rubio said.

Rubio's Trump criticism, which garnered rowdy reaction here at Klyde Warren Park in downtown Dallas, took a turn for the serious more than once. He blamed the media for propping up Trump in an effort to push him into the general election, where the billionaire's critics believe he will lose against the Democrats' pick. "We cannot nominate someone's who's going to be shredded to pieces, " Rubio said.

As he wound down his Trump rampage, Rubio made a direct appeal to Texans.

"You all have friends that are thinking about voting for Donald Trump," Rubio said. "Friends do not let friends vote for con artists." 

And now he globetrots around the globe asking other nations to do this con artist's bidding. He has no spine, he'll keep taking it like the baby back bitch that he is. 

6 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

And your source is?

common fucking sense.   Why the fuck else would somebody give billions to Jared fucking Kushner? 

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So what does Iran's immediate response look like?

They have to respond, but they also don't want a war, so I would assume it's a measured response, like with Israel.  Launch some rockets at US bases carefully aimed to blow up some things without killing anyone while back channel talks are going on?  Chest thumping in public while privately acknowledging their situation and salvaging whatever they can?

Or...  Are they so embarrassed and emasculated right now that they're gonna race through the last few weeks to a bomb that they will pop off?  Because there's no way we got all of it, right?

Is there a flightaware equivalent to track all the bombs in flight with their org, dest, and ETA? I'm getting confused whether Urban is our coach or not. 

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That's really eyebrow raising.
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1 hour ago, tx ind said:

He’s looked like shit for awhile, the chicanery is weighing on him.  He knows better but he’s too much of a pussy to stand up for what’s right.

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21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So what does Iran's immediate response look like?

They have to respond, but they also don't want a war, so I would assume it's a measured response, like with Israel.  Launch some rockets at US bases carefully aimed to blow up some things without killing anyone while back channel talks are going on?  Chest thumping in public while privately acknowledging their situation and salvaging whatever they can?

Or...  Are they so embarrassed and emasculated right now that they're gonna race through the last few weeks to a bomb that they will pop off?  Because there's no way we got all of it, right?

if you truly believe what the tagline on Iran is, then you go to your best bet; terror attacks over the next decade or more, in locales known to be popular to Americans and its allies; with a plan for something on the homeland.

Well, if Saudis had it, i would have expected Iran to have been mentioning the Saudi having nukes as one their reason for obtaining nukes asap.  Something as scandalous and geopolitically game changing as selling nukes/nuke plans to the Saudis would have made the news during Biden presidency at least.  

3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Well, if Saudis had it, i would have expected Iran to have been mentioning the Saudi having nukes as one their reason for obtaining nukes asap.  Something as scandalous and geopolitically game changing as selling nukes/nuke plans to the Saudis would have made the news during Biden presidency at least.  

Lulz. It wasn’t even a secret you dumb bitch

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32 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So what does Iran's immediate response look like?

They have to respond, but they also don't want a war, so I would assume it's a measured response, like with Israel.  Launch some rockets at US bases carefully aimed to blow up some things without killing anyone while back channel talks are going on?  Chest thumping in public while privately acknowledging their situation and salvaging whatever they can?

Or...  Are they so embarrassed and emasculated right now that they're gonna race through the last few weeks to a bomb that they will pop off?  Because there's no way we got all of it, right?

I think we see a dirty bomb situation once the regime is close enough to the brink. 

12 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Well, if Saudis had it, i would have expected Iran to have been mentioning the Saudi having nukes as one their reason for obtaining nukes asap.  Something as scandalous and geopolitically game changing as selling nukes/nuke plans to the Saudis would have made the news during Biden presidency at least.  

Maybe Trump is chuckling because he pulled a fast one - Eric made sure that only the actual nuclear warheads were delivered - and not any missiles.   When the Saudis called, Eric and Don Junior were giggling on the speakerphone saying, “Well, they were in the box when we sent it!”

What is this mealy mouth shit? I’d rather have a head of lettuce than Schumer. 
 

 

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