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I'm thinking that this Jacob Wohl dickhead deserves his own thread

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On 10/15/2019 at 8:56 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

Y'all really think this idiot is physically attractive?

 

I'm a sucker for severely styled hair and a good body. 

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On 10/15/2019 at 9:08 AM, Js1 said:

 

Yes. I hate myself but yes. 

 

1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm a sucker for severely styled hair and a good body. 

 

I try not to judge people on their sexual mores, but y'all are making it hard difficult.

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

I try not to judge people on their sexual mores, but y'all are making it hard difficult.

I'd make it difficult hard for him.

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'd make it difficult hard for him.

Same

53 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Yall are some sick boys.

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1 hour ago, relapse98 said:

Yall are some sick boys.

You know what I like?

That the gay Surly mafia is just as twisted as the straight Surly mafia.  We're all brothers here, man.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know what I like?

That the gay Surly mafia is just as twisted as the straight Surly mafia.  We're all brothers here, man.

Exactly. Y’all will talk about hate fucking every Conservative woman who is at least a 6. Maybe a 5 if you’re drunk. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Exactly. Y’all will talk about hate fucking every Conservative woman who is at least a 6. Maybe a 5 if you’re drunk. 

Shit, man, we may all start singing kumbaya here.....I mean, y'all gotta sing the high parts, though.....

On 10/8/2019 at 8:04 PM, Message Board User said:

 

I mean at this point, this is just Tommy Boy and Black Sheep.

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, man, we may all start singing kumbaya here.....I mean, y'all gotta sing the high parts, though.....

Pretty sure my voice is deeper than yours man.  That means one of you is going to have to grab my balls if you need me singing the high part.

Pretty sure my voice is deeper than yours man.  That means one of you is going to have to grab my balls if you need me singing the high part.

Well, I’m a natural bass, so...
And also, I’m fully occupied with handling my own balls. What can I say, they itched.
23 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm a sucker for severely styled hair and a good body. 

Man I don't know, I wouldn't turn my back to him he might stab you while you're not looking.

23 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm a sucker for severely styled hair and a good body. 

Ugh same. I’m such trash but at least I own it 

22 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Man I don't know, I wouldn't turn my back to him he might stab you while you're not looking.

I think that's what they want.

21 hours ago, Js1 said:

Exactly. Y’all will talk about hate fucking every Conservative woman who is at least a 6. Maybe a 5 if you’re drunk. 

Wheelhouse!

16 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Man I don't know, I wouldn't turn my back to him he might stab you while you're not looking.

Without getting too graphic, the good news here is that his back would be to me.

surly gay mafia is thirsty as fuck...

I can't judge any of you guys, because I would do unholy things to Michelle Malkin. I get the feeling. 

I usually agree with the Surly Gay Mafia on who they find hot but OH NO BABY NOT JACOB!

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His eyes are weasely and too far apart. His nose and ears are too big for his face. He literally has no upper lip.

And I’m fairly certain he’s got a Ken doll plastic pouch where his penis should be.

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This is a hot man, not gross Jacob.
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(Stream “Lights Up” by Harry Styles)

21 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

holy ass fuck shit hell...this is the Greatest Show on Earth.  period.

These guys are genius...seriously.

start at 11:30...

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OyKAevmjbzKb

Yeah...I'm kinda beginning to love these guys.

On 10/16/2019 at 2:37 PM, Js1 said:

Exactly. Y’all will talk about hate fucking every Conservative woman who is at least a 6. Maybe a 5 if you’re drunk. 

If we're being honest here...

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On 10/18/2019 at 12:28 AM, Bama Chick said:

This is a hot man, not gross Jacob.
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As a (fairly) straight male I get the yes to Jacob, but wtf is this? This person looks to have a 25 IQ, the mustache of a 9yr old, and the tats of 38yr old female porn star who is now a touring stripper. 

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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Spoken like a fellow who's never made a baby.

22 minutes ago, seven said:

As a (fairly) straight male I get the yes to Jacob, but wtf is this? This person looks to have a 25 IQ, the mustache of a 9yr old, and the tats of 38yr old female porn star who is now a touring stripper. 

She's from Bama, the 25 IQ is actually a step up. 😁

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Follow up to that last tweet 

 

So the organization founded by a guy who live-streamed shoving a dildo up his ass, has standards?

20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Spoken like a fellow who's never made a baby.

Yeah.....as someone who has a daughter of pretty well-off folks who tests rather strongly in the IQ department.....I can tell you that she was an AWFUL baby.  Seriously, we didn't get a full-night's sleep until she was 6 months old, and that was only because she could hear waves out the window.  When we got home from the beach, back to awful.

Nevermind the fact that the only chance he has of becoming a father is if the screen of his iPad displaying pegging videos can get pregnant from the combination of his seed and bitter tears falling on it.

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So the organization founded by a guy who live-streamed shoving a dildo up his ass, has standards?

i think around 2000 tokens is standard for that.

57 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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Ha I was trying to post this but this third world cell service wouldn’t let me. 

I don't doubt that Wohl has ever put warm nuts in his mouth, but they were most definitely NOT served to him by a flight attendant in first class. 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So the organization founded by a guy who live-streamed shoving a dildo up his ass, has standards?

I think that's the case.

Hard to imagine, but there it is. 

Cool humblebrag, bro.  But as the father of a neglected child with the IQ of an amoeba, at least my kid fucking behaves herself when we take a Greyhound to visit her baby momma in prison.  Nice parenting, flip flop.

On the bright side, she is a shoe-in for president.
8 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Every time the horn went off I lost it.  That was fucking gold!!

"Cornboy!  Cooooooornbooooooy!"

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....as someone who has a daughter of pretty well-off folks who tests rather strongly in the IQ department.....I can tell you that she was an AWFUL baby.  Seriously, we didn't get a full-night's sleep until she was 6 months old, and that was only because she could hear waves out the window.  When we got home from the beach, back to awful.

Nevermind the fact that the only chance he has of becoming a father is if the screen of his iPad displaying pegging videos can get pregnant from the combination of his seed and bitter tears falling on it.

Yeah, but your baby is Latina.  And we both know that he wasn't referring to brown babies when he mentioned good genetics and high IQ.  

17 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

holy ass fuck shit hell...this is the Greatest Show on Earth.  period.

These guys are genius...seriously.

start at 11:30...

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OyKAevmjbzKb

hahaha holy shit. the fucking banjo.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

hahaha holy shit. the fucking banjo.

lol...right?  i'm watching it again laughing my ass off.   

1 minute ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...right?  i'm watching it again laughing my ass off.   

dude, even the chick they rolled out there couldn't keep a straight face. "even with the pump, his wife's flabby body made it impossible to achieve an erection."

hahaha holy shit this has to be a put on

lol...i don't care anymore whether it is or isn't.  it's amazingly outrageous theatre and i for one applaud them.

the first time that air horn goes off Burkman reacted like he'd be shot...

"ok, ok, my follow up question. i have an extra rumor of my own to address, my brother is a marine, and he told me he fucked your whore mother, is that true?"

the whole milo sitting there takes it to another level. he doesn't participate in any way, just stays on his phone the whole time.

the amount of cackling in the peanut gallery just makes the whole thing so great.

"milo, are you tweeting right now?" haaha

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