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Hilarious thread about someone filming porn in an Airbnb

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The only comment that makes sense is this one:

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Make lemonade:  advertise your rental as the "home-away-from-home of the pink Oregon Library girl".  Hey, ya neva know.

 

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The initial shock has worn off though we keep finding more videos! She shot in every one of the four bedrooms, the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room and one hot tub/outside area!

 

She also used my good olive oil as...well, you know. 😂😭

nice

First response is the same I have

 

Do you have a link?  I need to see the film first before I can give advice

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She also used my good olive oil as...well, you know.

 

"I'm strong to the finish, cause I eats me spinach"

2 hours ago, huge said:

Kendra Sunderland

She’s been ridden harder than Seattle Slew.

4 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

This appears to be the Oregon Library Girl in the Airbnb.


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So uh....my house is up for rental, too

4 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

This appears to be the Oregon Library Girl in the Airbnb.


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Nice, what is the name of that vid? Asking for me.

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

She’s been ridden harder than Seattle Slew.

So she's a mudder? 

25 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

So she's a mudder? 

I’m sure she takes it the ass, yes.

44 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

So she's a mudder? 

Well she's got some udders, that's for sure.

Kendra is actually pretty damn hot...but she's full on Black Only now, in the profession and out.

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Kendra is actually pretty damn hot...but she's full on Black Only now, in the profession and out.

Idk. I'd say she's like a Derka 3 at best. 

Maybe I'm just used to seeing some less than hot girls in a lot of porn these days.

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

She shot in every one of the four bedrooms,

I'm pretty certain she was the target while others did the shooting.

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Idk. I'd say she's like a Derka 3 at best. 

So Derka has very high standards.....I can see that. 

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Kendra is actually pretty damn hot...but she's full on Black Only now, in the profession and out.

It still cracks me up when I read these on here. I can understand not being into interacial porn but if you can't find a woman attractive anymore solely because she fucks black dudes then, well... You may actually have the racist. 

Me I'll watch it because she's got some fantastic tigobiddies and not be self conscious about my penis length. That's just me tho...

10 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

It still cracks me up when I read these on here. I can understand not being into interacial porn but if you can't find a woman attractive anymore solely because she fucks black dudes then, well... You may actually have the racist. 

Me I'll watch it because she's got some fantastic tigobiddies and not be self conscious about my penis length. That's just me tho...

I took it to mean he was just acknowledging that he'd been eliminated from the hopefuls.

I thought he meant that he was concerned that she could no longer find pleasure in his whisper thin, pale weenie. Not that dating interracially is necessarily a bad thing. It’s the whole “hotdog down the hallway” thing which I can understand. 

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If you read the subtext of Mel's post, there was definitely some Girl/Girl action that took place in the pool. At least that is how it looks to me.

 

My friends and I were in my pool the other day. One friend asked what it says on the walls in my Clockwork Orange room in our airbnb. We told her and she goes “oh yeah that’s definitely a gif of a big breasted woman bouncing in your house.”

I’m like, “wait what?”

So she pulls her phone out. Sure enough, it’s my house.

I ask her how long she’s had this info.

She looks it up on her phone. “March 15th...” (I start to think she’s off the hook), “...of 2018.”

She’s had this info for 14 months. She’s so grounded.

As far as what she was looking up? I mean, she found what she was looking for so you can fill in the rest.

Edited by F250

15 hours ago, Drew said:

Kendra is actually pretty damn hot...but she's full on Black Only now, in the profession and out.

What if she fucked the black guys but is dressed up like an Ewok? Does that do it for you?

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What if she fucked the black guys but is dressed up like an Ewok? Does that do it for you?

If Hope Solo can be a sarlacc, then Library Girl can be an Ewok

38 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What if she fucked the black guys but is dressed up like an Ewok? Does that do it for you?

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Shit. My internet must be broken. I still don’t see a link to her vids.

What part of Oregon. So I can give here a stay at my place.


How are you going to get her back to Oregon after she’s seen Karl Hungus?
2 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


How are you going to get her back to Oregon after she’s seen Karl Hungus?

 

Obviously by fixing my cable.

I has new interest in Oregon 

On 5/9/2019 at 2:27 PM, Tailgate said:

This appears to be the Oregon Library Girl in the Airbnb.


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I'll be in my bunk.

On ‎5‎/‎9‎/‎2019 at 6:06 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

It still cracks me up when I read these on here. I can understand not being into interacial porn but if you can't find a woman attractive anymore solely because she fucks black dudes then, well... You may actually have the racist. 

Me I'll watch it because she's got some fantastic tigobiddies and not be self conscious about my penis length. That's just me tho...

Not sure what I said that's racist or that I wouldn't like her because she strictly into black dude(just that most of us wouldn't have a chance), but I do know it's pretty clear that there are plenty on surly that outwardly or not, think less of woman with a darker shade.

 

I however am not one of those.  I've been pretty open about my wife who's Black and Korean. Not even an ounce of pale skin in her...so If I'm racist, it's going the opposite way.  Looks like you might have a bit of "the racist" for assuming that...

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On ‎5‎/‎9‎/‎2019 at 6:17 PM, Augustus said:

I took it to mean he was just acknowledging that he'd been eliminated from the hopefuls.

Actually yes, yes it was.  I grew up in Killeen...you'd have a hard time dating if you were racist.

On ‎5‎/‎9‎/‎2019 at 6:20 PM, Lhorn said:

I thought he meant that he was concerned that she could no longer find pleasure in his whisper thin, pale weenie. Not that dating interracially is necessarily a bad thing. It’s the whole “hotdog down the hallway” thing which I can understand. 

Like most of Surly, this should be a concern.  Of course everyone on here would claim they put male porn stars to shame.

On ‎5‎/‎10‎/‎2019 at 8:34 AM, mdmost said:

What if she fucked the black guys but is dressed up like an Ewok? Does that do it for you?

Wrong guy, that's Mulletpelini

Mulletpellini does cosplay when he fucks black guys?

Yes.  He also likes when they do cosplay as well.

On 5/9/2019 at 11:13 PM, 2005 said:

More of these kinds of threads please. 

I'd like to also receive "Breaking News" notifications whenever anything else of similar import happens in the porn industry. Maybe this thread can serve as a storehouse for ALL Porn related matters. Like who set what bukkake record, 

Your mom!

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Not sure what I said that's racist or that I wouldn't like her because she strictly into black dude(just that most of us wouldn't have a chance), but I do know it's pretty clear that there are plenty on surly that outwardly or not, think less of woman with a darker shade.

 

I however am not one of those.  I've been pretty open about my wife who's Black and Korean. Not even an ounce of pale skin in her...so If I'm racist, it's going the opposite way.  Looks like you might have a bit of "the racist" for assuming that...

Ok so is she or isn't she hot, knowing she only likes BBC?

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Like most of Surly, this should be a concern.  Of course everyone on here would claim they put male porn stars to shame

No that shit is a lame excuse too. Your mixed wife likely had relations with a black guy. Does that mean she's a little loose? If that's the case, how's sex still enjoyable after she's had kids? Pussy doesn't stretch back so they must be an act in the donkey show to get their satisfaction, right? No...

 

Point being, there's an attitude on this site (and in society in general) a girl has been tainted and ruined as soon as she fucks a black guy. It's absolutely racist and an ignorant mindset to have in the 21st century. Guarantee you her pussy still feels wonderful. You or I would be honored to fuck it. 

2 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Ok so is she or isn't she hot, knowing she only likes BBC?

No that shit is a lame excuse too. Your mixed wife likely had relations with a black guy. Does that mean she's a little loose? If that's the case, how's sex still enjoyable after she's had kids? Pussy doesn't stretch back so they must be an act in the donkey show to get their satisfaction, right? No...

 

Point being, there's an attitude on this site (and in society in general) a girl has been tainted and ruined as soon as she fucks a black guy. It's absolutely racist and an ignorant mindset to have in the 21st century. Guarantee you her pussy still feels wonderful. You or I would be honored to fuck it. 

I suggest you spend even more time concerning yourself with what other people think in their heart of hearts.  

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