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Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43 yr old woman?

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Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. Thehumanre are two things that clearly differentiate the species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.

 

Prepare the virgin? I don’t like the sound of that.

Let’s just hope they’re not referring to you.

what? what do you do?  where do you go?  what is her name?  does she have a sister?

You know the kinds of things that can fall into an industrial sausage press? Not excluding rodent hairs and... bug excrement?

You’ve got a lot of repressed feelings, Friday. Must be what keeps your hair up.

You know I hate to admit it Streebeck, but for once in your life you're right. This is good coffee.

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This movie makes me rage internally. I love Tom Hanks. I love Dan Ackroyd. I hate what they did to Dragnet.

I'm an old school Jack Webb fan. It's funny, but I'm conflicted.

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