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29 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This guy here is dead

Cross him off, then.

You know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior and quit messing around with this stuff. 

Bats, they are sick. I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.

I look like a banker in this.

....

They got chili dogs over there?

Who’s that guy she’s with?

He’s not wearing a name tag.

Want me to drag him out of here...Kick the shit out of him?

Edited by Dutch

Suck my dick 

How are your wife and my kids?

 But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your fuckin throat!

You're a great kid.

You know a movie has a hell of a lot of quotable lines when one of the best lines from the trailer doesn't make it into the final cut:

Taylor: Don't feel bad, Rick. That ball wouldn't have gotten out of a lot of parks.

Vaughn: Oh, yeah? Name one.

Taylor: Yellowstone.

 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tried for the corner and missed. 

Ball 9

Harris with the KY ball

Hello, Jake?

This is Charlie Donovan, the new GM of the Cleveland Indians.

Yeah.

We'd love for you to come to spring training for a shot at this year's club.

Is that you, Talbert?

What?

This isn't very funny, you know. I'm hung over, my knees are killing me and if you're gonna pull this shit at least you could have said you were from the Yankees.

10 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You know a movie has a hell of a lot of quotable lines when one of the best lines from the trailer doesn't make it into the final cut:

Taylor: Don't feel bad, Rick. That ball wouldn't have gotten out of a lot of parks.

Vaughn: Oh, yeah? Name one.

Taylor: Yellowstone.

 

I never understood why it was taken out.   But the lore of it makes it funnier now I guess.

52 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

How would you like to manage the Cleveland Indians?

Uhhhhh... I dunno. I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls, Charlie. I’ll talk to you later. 

One hit?  One God-damn hit?

 

(I've used this in the Seattle Mariners thread at least once this season already.  :( )

What did you want me to do...dive for it?

Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on twelve straight pitches. Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?

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