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Post your news signs of the Prophecy...

 

In a related story, Mexico just announced that any Mexicans in the US who are in trouble and need consular assistance can go to.....well, any fucking restaurant they want to, as the back of the house is run by Mexicans.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In a related story, Mexico just announced that any Mexicans in the US who are in trouble and need consular assistance can go to.....well, any fucking restaurant they want to, as the back of the house is run by Mexicans.

Ask for Juan or Jorge. 

33 minutes ago, Loco said:

Post your news signs of the Prophecy...

 

i can't even imagine the mechanics of that.  what is someone making $7/hr going to be able to do for you other than let you use the phone?

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...The U.S. Embassy in Vienna announced on Facebook that ...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2019/05/14/mcdonalds-austria-double-mini-u-s-embassies-tourists/3672262002/

I searched the official embassy website and there is no mention of this agreement in the news or press release sections (or anywhere on the site):

https://at.usembassy.gov/

It bothers me greatly that government entities are effectively supporting/endorsing a commercial platform (facebook) by using it as their news release channel (especially when it's done so exclusively). 

So are global McDonald's now considered sovereign territory? I SEEK REFUGE!! And I want to SUPERSIZE IT!

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In a related story, Mexico just announced that any Mexicans in the US who are in trouble and need consular assistance can go to.....well, any fucking restaurant they want to, as the back of the house is run by Mexicans.

Especially if it's one of the really good ones that doubles as a Bus stop. You have BOH assistance and evac all in one location 

37 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

i can't even imagine the mechanics of that.  what is someone making $7/hr going to be able to do for you other than let you use the phone?

That's what it sounds like it is. They'll have a phone you can use and the numbers you can call. 

The Austrian fry guy isn't going to be preparing your new passport documentation or whatever. 

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13 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Jorge is a dick. Just sayin

I threw a Jorge in your mom last night.

Even a C-5 Galaxy looks small next to the Grand Canyon.

Even a C-5 Galaxy looks small next to the Grand Canyon.

 

And it's only $13.81.  The #3 I brought her from McDonalds (coming full circle), counts as part.

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I'd like to thanks BurntEyes and Buffsoldier for deftly and succinctly proving the OP's theory  

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You ate all the McDs after your 30 second performance and don't hate the player hate the game.

You watched the tape twice?

4 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'd like to thanks BurntEyes and Buffsoldier for deftly and succinctly proving the OP's theory  

You hate us, 'cause you ain't us.

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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You're the one who likes taboo roll playing weirdo.

I get my rocks off by fucking Russian hookers and driving leased, used, 1990s Corvettes.

Like a man.

You're 40?  You don't look 40.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tape?

BurntEyes' mom is so poor, still still makes her homemade porn on BetaMax.

4 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

I threw a Jorge in your mom last night.

So...what happens when you throw a Jorge in a gorge?

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

So...what happens when you throw a Jorge in a gorge?

It makes red dirt.

9 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

BurntEyes' mom is so poor, still still makes her homemade porn on BetaMax.

That's actually a well thought out plan.  Beta had better quality and no one has a player anymore, so no duplication worries

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10 hours ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

That's what it sounds like it is. They'll have a phone you can use and the numbers you can call. 

The Austrian fry guy isn't going to be preparing your new passport documentation or whatever. 

But..... he might know a guy in Linz.

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