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  • MonkeyDoughnut
    MonkeyDoughnut

    It's sad what the NCAA decides to go after and what they decide to look the other way on.

  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    Member when we had hired the wrong herman?  I member. Turns out the game was rigged, there was no right herman 

  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    Yeah ASU shouldn't risk their stellar academic reputation like that

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I’m sure most don’t know what an encyclopedia looks like.

Honestly though, why would they?

My in-laws still have their World Book Encyclopedias and Year Books proudly displayed on the built-in bookshelves behind their main TV.  

They were also the last people on the planet to have a rotary phone, so this doesn't surprise me at all.  

Just now, LTtxfan said:

 

I don't understand why universities don't realize that having coaches teach classes makes them look like a joke.  It's like they forgot what that was like in high school.  

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I don't understand why universities don't realize that having coaches teach classes makes them look like a joke.  It's like they forgot what that was like in high school.  

Yeah ASU shouldn't risk their stellar academic reputation like that

17 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yeah ASU shouldn't risk their stellar academic reputation like that

Normally, I'd agree with you, but this is the Cronkite School, which is pretty nationally renowned.  Hell, it's not even located in Tempe.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Normally, I'd agree with you, but this is the Cronkite School, which is pretty nationally renowned.  Hell, it's not even located in Tempe.

As in Walter, the Longhorn? 

25 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Normally, I'd agree with you, but this is the Cronkite School, which is pretty nationally renowned.  Hell, it's not even located in Tempe.

I’ll go out on a limb and guess it’s still full of hot chicks 

58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

My in-laws still have their World Book Encyclopedias and Year Books proudly displayed on the built-in bookshelves behind their main TV.  

They were also the last people on the planet to have a rotary phone, so this doesn't surprise me at all.  

I’m surprised that hipsters haven’t embraced the rotary phone. Maybe they have, I don’t interact with any. 

I’ll go out on a limb and guess it’s still full of hot chicks 

Of course. It’s in AZ.
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m surprised that hipsters haven’t embraced the rotary phone. Maybe they have, I don’t interact with any. 

make an app for that

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

My in-laws still have their World Book Encyclopedias and Year Books proudly displayed on the built-in bookshelves behind their main TV.  

They were also the last people on the planet to have a rotary phone, so this doesn't surprise me at all.  

What? You are married to my sister?!!

On 6/23/2019 at 12:34 PM, Beau Vine said:

My in-laws still have their World Book Encyclopedias and Year Books proudly displayed on the built-in bookshelves behind their main TV.  

They were also the last people on the planet to have a rotary phone, so this doesn't surprise me at all.  

My dad still has a rotary phone in his office and it still works last I checked.  Crazy that the phone company still listens for little clicks.

On ‎6‎/‎23‎/‎2019 at 1:34 PM, Beau Vine said:

My in-laws still have their World Book Encyclopedias and Year Books proudly displayed on the built-in bookshelves behind their main TV.  

They were also the last people on the planet to have a rotary phone, so this doesn't surprise me at all.  

Had to move Dad out of the family house last year, so we went through the sorting process - things to move, things to donate, things that family members want, and the biggest pile was shit to throw away.
Lots of books - Dad wanted to donate all of them, couldn't find anyone that would take encyclopedias, old phone books, almanacs, etc - but I did snag an 1830's history of Michigan, the book was in horrible shape but the map inside the cover is awesome. I have it framed and setting in my office, I love old maps (especially the ones that look silly compared to modern maps)

 

13 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

My dad still has a rotary phone in his office and it still works last I checked.  Crazy that the phone company still listens for little clicks.

Inlaws got rid of theirs only because the phone company told them that rotaries wouldn't work any more.  

44 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Their journalism school is number 2 in the nation in the coveted “Fox News Leg Chair” program, trailing only the Miss Orange County pageant.

 

#2? So, pooper?

17 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I think it’s because if they limited naming rights to their own famous alums, every school would be named after porn stars or the guy that invented beer helmets.

I went down the google worm hole reading info on this school. They try very hard to make it look like he went to porn aggy. 

3 hours ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

I went down the google worm hole reading info on this school. They try very hard to make it look like he went to porn aggy. 

C'mon.  I don't mind the porn reference, but we are not fucking aggy. 

3 hours ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

I went down the google worm hole reading info on this school. They try very hard to make it look like he went to porn aggy. 

"Porn aggy" got an audible chuckle.

15 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

C'mon.  I don't mind the porn reference, but we are not fucking aggy. 

I thought this was common knowledge around here dating back to shaggy?

Sand aggy = Tech

Swamp aggy = LSU

Klan aggy = Ole Miss

Porn aggy = ASU

Corn aggy = Nebraska

I'm sure there are a lot more, but those are the ones I remember. 

23 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

I thought this was common knowledge around here dating back to shaggy?

Sand aggy = Tech

Swamp aggy = LSU

Klan aggy = Ole Miss

Porn aggy = ASU

Corn aggy = Nebraska

I'm sure there are a lot more, but those are the ones I remember. 

It was.  Just don't like being associated with freaks.

36 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

It was.  Just don't like being associated with freaks.

Ok, I'll change it up to "Porn Devil" just for you lol. Never had any issues with ASU. Matter of fact, y'all are pretty tame unless you're a rat. I went to the Utah-ASU game last year (family ties to Utah) and nobody said a single negative thing. Going again this year in SLC for ASU-Utah.

1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Ok, I'll change it up to "Porn Devil" just for you lol. Never had any issues with ASU. Matter of fact, y'all are pretty tame unless you're a rat. I went to the Utah-ASU game last year (family ties to Utah) and nobody said a single negative thing. Going again this year in SLC for ASU-Utah.

Been to a couple ASU-Utah games in SLC.  Underrated tailgate scene.

I might be there as well this year.

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ASU is really not aggy because they are not the land grant university of Arizona....AU is

just like Florida State is not the land grant or not Texas State

I was dead wrong about Edwards.  I thought it would be a total dumpster fire.  

I was dead wrong about Edwards.  I thought it would be a total dumpster fire.  

Me too. But I live in Phoenix and know a bunch if ASU people so it’s pretty cool.
  • 1 year later...
On 6/24/2019 at 1:54 PM, longhornmatt said:

Their journalism school is number 2 in the nation in the coveted “Fox News Leg Chair” program, trailing only the Miss Orange County pageant.

 

I guess it might not be eligible for the national rankings because it's international,  but the Telemundo Weather Girl School of Looking Hot as Fuck and Speaking Spanish is top notch. 

  • 1 month later...
On 4/20/2021 at 1:44 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

I guess it might not be eligible for the national rankings because it's international,  but the Telemundo Weather Girl School of Looking Hot as Fuck and Speaking Spanish is top notch. 

Telemundo Weather Girl School of Looking Hot as Fuck and Speaking Spanish Is a quality institution. 

but true success is measured by weather or not the get into the School of How to Fuck a CEO or Production Manager.

 

Seems like such a blatant violation that something doesn't smell right. How do you NOT get caught?
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It's sad what the NCAA decides to go after and what they decide to look the other way on.

29 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

It's sad what the NCAA decides to go after and what they decide to look the other way on.

The NCAA is a toothless tiger. P5 should break away and form a successor organization, since the Stony Brooks and The University of Texases (is that a word?) obviously have little to nothing in common. An organization of, by, and for the big boys makes overwhelming sense from both a theoretical and practical standpoint. Of course, such a successor organization would find itself in exactly the same position as the NCAA does now when it comes to enforcement. Biting the hand that feeds them--i.e., hitting the big-boy violators (tOSU, N.D., ou, the entire SEC) with serious punishments for cheating--won't be any easier then than it is now for the impotent NCAA. It's another fine mess you've gotten us in . . .

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