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Yes, FBI?  I'd like to report 86,000 terrorists at Gaylord Family Stadium in Norman, Oklahoma.    

Reagan talked about starwars. We've achieved it but with knives. Big giant knives! / Trump probably (no cr)

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That is cutting edge technology 

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That is cutting edge technology 

Yep. Any way you slice it. 

Why wouldn’t you also want to kill the terrorist’s dogs? /cops

 

But will it make every other bomb obsolete? And can I get 2 for the price of 1 if I call now?

 

2 minutes ago, Texas_Rocks said:

But will it make every other bomb obsolete? And can I get 2 for the price of 1 if I call now?

 

You mean will there be a price cut?

3 minutes ago, Texas_Rocks said:

But will it make every other bomb obsolete? And can I get 2 for the price of 1 if I call now?

 

Yes, but you have to pay a seperate handling fee.

Somebody took The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes  just a little bit too seriously.

Guns don't kill people. Knives do.

guyfromthemovieBig/ "so, the bomb turns into a knife?"  

I was under the impression that it is a bad idea to bring a knife to a gun fight.

Somebody had to be pretty sharp to come up with this cutting edge technology.

My nephew was selling these while he was in college. Good bombs I guess but a bit expensive.

I heard it can cut a terrorist so thin you can read through him.

I've seen dead terrorists cut so thin, you can't even see 'em...

Then how do you know they're dead?

I guess i just assumed...

 

 

You see that, President Meyers?  That's all surface area, the terrorism has nowhere to hide.  

Then give me access to the weapon. 

No, no.  You're not checked out on this.  You don't know how to use it.  I mean, where does the terrorist go?

Right there.  

Where do you turn it on? 

Right there.

But where...does the terrorist go?  

 

7 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I heard it can cut a terrorist so thin you can read through him your jihadists will never come back!

fify

Next up - a high tech extraction weapon called the "flying pocket fisherman".

17 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I’m currently part of a team working on a tomahawk missile variant that contains robotic arms which can deliver a substantial Indian burn to one unlucky terrorist.  Sometimes you just want to put people on notice to knock all that terrorist plotting off, you know.   It also features a receptacle for them to leave their lunch money to stop the Indian burn, and a drone pilot to bring it back to the good guys.

Let me save you a bunch of R/D dollars by trying to figure out how to slow a Tomahawk down enough to deliver the Indian Burn (or just Burn if inflicted on a Punjab jihadi) and suggest the arms be reduced to one hook like appendage to deliver the mother of all atomic wedgies. Or the worst shocker in recorded history. 

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I'd still add a small explosive frag. Just to be sure.

35 minutes ago, RPM said:

I'd still add a small explosive frag. Just to be sure.

And a bit of a biologic for good measure ?

5 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And a bit of a biologic for good measure ?

Bacon grease atomizer? 

2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Bacon grease atomizer? 

Swine flue? 

I've always been fascinated with rounds featuring flechettes. You can buy them and hand load shotgun shells with them. Geneva Convention has banned them.

When I was in Boy Scouts we took a trip up north to Fort Sill and they had a firepower demonstration. One of the weapons was a M79 grenade launcher loaded with flechettes. Devastating round.

3 hours ago, CHEF DIESEL said:

I've always been fascinated with rounds featuring flechettes. You can buy them and hand load shotgun shells with them. Geneva Convention has banned them.

When I was in Boy Scouts we took a trip up north to Fort Sill and they had a firepower demonstration. One of the weapons was a M79 grenade launcher loaded with flechettes. Devastating round.

In Korea back in the late 80's early 90's we still loaded Beehive rounds on our tanks.  You could dial in the range on the round and then fire it from the main gun.  100 meters before the designated range it would come apart and release a shitload of fleshettes.  I can't remember the number but I seem to recall 1500.  Muzzle velocity was 1000 meters per second and max range was 2000 meters.  Path of destruction was supposed to be around 50 meters wide at the designated range.  Never saw one fired live but fuck being on the other end of that.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It can cut through this car, and still slice this terrorist paper thin! 

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Flex Kill. 

19 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Pictures of vehicles after an occupant was Ginsued. 

 

 

Surely, I'm not the only one who expected more blood.  Not a fan.

19 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It can cut through this car, and still slice this terrorist paper thin! 

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I prefer my terrorists chopped. “You’re gonna love my nuts.”

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But will it make every other bomb obsolete? And can I get 2 for the price of 1 if I call now?
 


Only $129,999 shipping and handling

I've seen this before. We'll use it a few times and then it'll get shoved to the back of the bomb drawer. Years from now we'll find it again and laugh about the money we spent.

6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I've seen this before. We'll use it a few times and then it'll get shoved to the back of the bomb drawer. Years from now we'll find it again and laugh about the money we spent.

They should add some of those $800 hammers.  Nothing like good blunt force trauma.

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