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I submit to you: English muffin with peanut butter.

 

 

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it's eggs benedict and it's not close.

it's eggs benedict and it's not close.


This is correct except the eggs need to be over easy instead of poached. Poached eggs are gross.
20 minutes ago, SurlyORama said:

 

I submit to you: English muffin with peanut butter.

 

 

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Because when I think of breakfast, the first thing that comes to mind is peanut butter.

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Because when I think of breakfast, the first thing that comes to mind is peanut butter.

I know, right?


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Meat of your choice, eggs scrambled right (ie not over done to hell like so many fuckers do) cheese of your choice that compliments eggs and meat, all neatly tucked into a fresh from the bakery high quality croissant....heated up.

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Meat of your choice, eggs scrambled right (ie not over done to hell like so many fuckers do) cheese of your choice that compliments eggs and meat, all neatly tucked into a fresh from the bakery high quality croissant....heated up.

Was with you right up to “croissant”. The cockroach of the bread family.


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I don't know how you can pick a one best but a couple to throw out there that might not be traditional :

Shakshuka

Barbacoa taco 

Migas 

Shanghai dumplings 

1 minute ago, SurlyORama said:


Was with you right up to “croissant”. The cockroach of the bread family.


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Given what you led off this thread with I'm going to go ahead and say your opinion is terrible and you should feel very bad about yourself

Pan-fried crappie and some runny eggs.

Not a huge Eggs Benedict fan.  Not a huge english mcmuffin fan.

But the Eggs Francisco at Kerbey Lane is beyond fantastic.  Yes, it's Austin-centric ego talking.  But I'm sure the access road iHop in your neck of the woods keeps you portly...

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Pan-fried crappie and some runny eggs.

I will say that almost anything with runny eggs (or non-over cooked scrambled eggs) is a strong entry.

Eggs are the best.


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Non-runny eggs are the equivalent of a well-done steak.

Machacado & egg & it’s not close.With some chopped onion, pepper, and tomato mixed in.

Fried eggs, non-cremated thick cut bacon, hash browns with unjuns and a little serrano, buttered biscuits or white toast, strumberry preserves, fresh squeezed OJ and black coffee....and an angioplasty.  

I’ll be in my hospital room. 

Also the previous night’s leftover mashed taters formed into pancakes with cheddar, green onions, a little garlic and then pan fried in the bacon grease until golden brown / crusty on the outside are fantabulous with eggs.  

All of you are WRONG!!!!

Bloody Mary, The champ. 

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All of you are WRONG!!!!
Bloody Mary, The champ. 

Food? Mayhap.


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Homemade tortilla wrapped around farm-fresh scrambled eggs, chorizo, hash browns, sauteed onions & serranos, with some extra sharp cheddar. Gotta have some good pressed coffee with it, too.

It’s the tortilla/taco that rules them all. 

Eggs Benedict?  Biscuits and Gravy?

throw that shit in a tortilla, add a strip of bacon and you got a stew going. 

1 hour ago, hornbri said:

Barbacoa taco

the end

however every now and then I do like a plate of runny eggs with supper buttery truck stop style toast, bacon, and cheese grits with lots of hot sauce.  then a nap

The smell of napalm?

A cold, leftover slice of a Conan's Savage whole-wheat pizza, assuming, of course, that you had the good sense to add the japs and anchovies when you ordered it the night before.

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Sautéed kale with scrambled tofu in a gluten free wrap topped with cruelty free hummus. Wash it down with beet kombucha. 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Meat of your choice, eggs scrambled right (ie not over done to hell like so many fuckers do) cheese of your choice that compliments eggs and meat, all neatly tucked into a fresh from the bakery high quality croissant....heated up.

This.  Bacon.  Cook eggs very low heat with a lot of butter and under do them.  Plus the rest of what you said.  

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

I like breakfast.  

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Pancho Villa Specialty
(2) eggs your choice, topped with country sausage guisado; served with refried bean and papas fritas
 
This gem with eggs over easy from Taco Haven in SA is just about perfect.

Eggs Benedict is my favorite, some other notables would be

chiaquiles, biscuits and gravy with bacon, fried eggs and back strap with real grits.

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Breakfast tacos would like a word. 

Breakfast burritos >>>> breakfast tacos  (*ducks).  Had a tasty huevos con chorizo burrito this morning and it was delicious.

Breakfast burritos >>>> breakfast tacos  (*ducks).  Had a tasty huevos con chorizo burrito this morning and it was delicious.


Why not both?

Probably belongs in the unpopular opinions thread, but tortillas around my eggs is not a great foil IMO. The eggs are already soft, as is the tortilla. If given the choice, I’ll take a toasted croissant or almost any bread that is toasted on the outside yet still chewy on the inside for my eggs all day.  I love the contrast in textures. Still love breakfast tacos, but if I had to choose the bread, tortillas are down the list. 

Breakfast tacos rock with homemade tortillas. I'm looking at you, gringo taco places.

19 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Why not both?

 

I can deal with that.

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