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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not following. Who is running down milk with pancakes? 

I made buttermilk pancakes, sausage and bacon for my kids yesterday morning. I was able to use the final dose of batter for my own big pancake. Damned near ate the whole thing in 3 bites with some melted butter and heated syrup, then slammed down a mason jar of cold milk. That’s starting the day off right. 

I had dinner at Chuys last night and thought of you. Went with the beef fajita burrito with boom boom sauce. 

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18 hours ago, Tailgate said:

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30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not following. Who is running down milk with pancakes? 

I made buttermilk pancakes, sausage and bacon for my kids yesterday morning. I was able to use the final dose of batter for my own big pancake. Damned near ate the whole thing in 3 bites with some melted butter and heated syrup, then slammed down a mason jar of cold milk. That’s starting the day off right. 

You're going to be shocked to discover that it is zTejas. 

43 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

This will never, ever, ever, NOT get posrep from me.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're going to be shocked to discover that it is zTejas. 

I laughed out loud when I read your response as it hit me what in the fuck was going on. Fucking ztejas. Hahahahahahahaha. I hadn't thought about that rube in months. I went and checked my ignore list and I'm feeling pretty comfortable with the 371 posters I have on it, I think. I'll admit that there are some on there that I don't even remember vaguely. But no, that's good validation on this one. 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

 

The caller is a real American.  God bless him for calling out the pencil-necked Harvard smart guys over the repackaging off JD’s product. 

16 hours ago, ztejas said:

You drinking milk with pancakes and sausage is another example of why you'll always catch shit around here. 

But you do you, man. 

WhatTheBuck has some crazy thoughts, but this is not one of them.  I love a glass of cold milk when I'm eating pancakes.

Chicken fried steak breakfast with a couple of over easy eggs and hash browns from Jim's.

WhatTheBuck has some crazy thoughts, but this is not one of them.  I love a glass of cold milk when I'm eating pancakes.

That is a solid damned breakfast.
On 5/24/2021 at 7:44 PM, Carl Spackler said:

WhatTheBuck has some crazy thoughts, but this is not one of them.  I love a glass of cold milk when I'm eating pancakes.

Crazy thoughts? Of all the nerve!

I don’t eat pancakes often, and I don’t drink milk often, but other than coffee, milk is the only beverage that pairs with pancakes

On 5/23/2021 at 10:54 PM, hornian said:

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Or just buy this at Costco. It’s already cut into uniform disks. Pretty good too. 

This. For applications requiring a patty, you really can' beat Goolsby's.  

When a crumble is needed, I reach for this:

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People buy sausage from grocery stores? Nuts.

It everyone has ready access to hogs, like you....and Vic.

It everyone has ready access hogs, like you....and Vic.

I’ve certainly been spoiled in that regard. Vic on the other hand...

I wish I could find a decent machacado taco in Austin. That old taco place in the caboose on 5th had it years ago. Taco Haven in SA is my gold standard.


Didn’t PO1D ever teach you anything? You have to order in Spanish to unlock the secret menu.
23 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

People buy sausage from grocery stores? Nuts.

People don’t shit in outhouses? Nuts.

Pancakes and waffles are boring, I’ll still eat them though. More of a kid food, it’s like putting jelly on a biscuit. If that’s what there is then so be it but it’s not high up my list. 
 

I have chorizo and spicy breakfast sausage made from the deer I kill each year so those are staples for us. Eggs over medium, biscuits with gravy, thick cut bacon....those are always around.

If tacos are the choice, La Sierra refried beans with a little bacon grease.....HEB ready to heat tortillas....those two things are a must. If beans aren’t on your taco of choice I don’t value your opinion. Scrambled eggs are ok, they’ll do in a taco but I’d still prefer over medium even in my breakfast taco.
 

No, I’m not fat...but I’m trying my best. 

I had a half a leftover chicken burrito in the fridge that I microwaved this morning and then topped with a fried egg. That makes it breakfast right?

Cold milk and pancakes is good, who can begin to question that choice?  Cold milk is also perfect with a hot biscuit that you’ve opened, put in a pat of butter and drizzle of honey, then closed back up again so all that butter and honey soak into the biscuit.

I don’t do it near as much as I was when I was a teenager or even in my twenties, but sometimes at night a mug of cold milk on its own is the only thing that will do.

I had a half a leftover chicken burrito in the fridge that I microwaved this morning and then topped with a fried egg. That makes it breakfast right?

There’s something inherently wrong with eating an egg with chicken. It’s like fuck you, I’m eating your flesh and your unborn child also.
2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


There’s something inherently wrong with eating an egg with chicken. It’s like fuck you, I’m eating your flesh and your unborn child also.

Well, to be fair, an egg is more like a chicken period than a fertilized abortion.  Carry on.

I don’t wanna be right. Chicken egg and cheese biscuit slams.

I'm eating a leftover breakfast taco for lunch today. Sucuk (Turkish sausage, the 'hot' is good, the 'mild' is shit, so make sure you get the right one), eggs, jalapeños, onions, jack/cheddar blend. Homemade tortilla.

Jesus, why do I ever eat anything else.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm eating a leftover breakfast taco for lunch today. Sucuk (Turkish sausage, the 'hot' is good, the 'mild' is shit, so make sure you get the right one), eggs, jalapeños, onions, jack/cheddar blend. Homemade tortilla.

Jesus, why do I ever eat anything else.

Beef?

Had a leftover brisket breakfast taco this morning.  Warmed up some left over queso to dunk it in. Cleared up the cobwebs pretty quick. 

10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Beef?

Had a leftover brisket breakfast taco this morning.  Warmed up some left over queso to dunk it in. Cleared up the cobwebs pretty quick. 

Yes, beef. I would imagine whatever technique they use would be equally delicious with pork, but Muhammed, etc. The worst thing about religion is when it ruins food, IMHO, but whattya gonna do.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yes, beef. I would imagine whatever technique they use would be equally delicious with pork, but Muhammed, etc. The worst thing about religion is when it ruins food, IMHO, but whattya gonna do.

I’d say the worst thing about religion is all the killing of people who don’t follow the same religion. But I suppose the culinary restrictions are kind of bad too. 

20 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’d say the worst thing about religion is all the killing of people who don’t follow the same religion. But I suppose the culinary restrictions are kind of bad too. 

I'd personally be more inclined to start a war over barbeque than over God, but since I'm behind enemy lines, I have to be quiet when saying "Brisket akbar!"

13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’d say the worst thing about religion is all the killing of people who don’t follow the same religion. But I suppose the culinary restrictions are kind of bad too. 

I used to think this then lived in a country where only beef and turkey bacon was available and then I changed to team @Walden Ponderer.

Also, if given the choice turkey bacon is superior but still far distant to pork. 

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Smoked a pork butt yesterday, so I had to get fancy with the leftovers.

Tossed some pulled pork and bacon into eggs which I sautéed in the excess oil in a jar of giardeniara. Topped with smoke queso and Melinda’s green sauce.

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Been mentioned but breakfast tacos, especially with chorizo, is the answer. In Texas this weekend and can’t eat enough of them.

 

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On 5/6/2021 at 3:58 PM, Brew said:

Rolled, you don’t want ones that have been processed. There are a bunch of varieties out there, but I use 1/2 cup oats, 1/2 cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk, about a tsp of peanut butter, mix it, top with cinnamon, and refrigerate over night. Drizzle with honey and top with banana and blueberries and eat. I don’t like hot oatmeal but I pretty well eat this every day.

 

On 5/6/2021 at 3:58 PM, Brew said:

Rolled, you don’t want ones that have been processed. There are a bunch of varieties out there, but I use 1/2 cup oats, 1/2 cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk, about a tsp of peanut butter, mix it, top with cinnamon, and refrigerate over night. Drizzle with honey and top with banana and blueberries and eat. I don’t like hot oatmeal but I pretty well eat this every day.

This seems like a lot of carbs. The almond milk and peanut butter help, but…. 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

 

This seems like a lot of carbs. The almond milk and peanut butter help, but…. 

If you’re on a super low carb diet, but a 1/2 cup of rolled oats, a banana, and a few blueberries isn’t very much especially if you aren’t eating much in the way of carbs the rest of the day. It may hit 20% of the low end of the daily guidelines.

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Keeping it real today at the original Frank’s Grill on Telephone Road where the beautiful people come to relax and converse.  

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Chorizo egg and cheese when there is no bacon. Or add bacon. Potatoes, onions and Serranos also welcome. 
 

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On 8/4/2021 at 12:52 PM, deadshank said:

Keeping it real today at the original Frank’s Grill on Telephone Road where the beautiful people come to relax and converse.  

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Looks like my kind of place.  

34 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Chorizo egg and cheese when there is no bacon. Or add bacon. Potatoes, onions and Serranos also welcome. 
 

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This is not how you cook chorizo and eggs. 

49 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Chorizo egg and cheese when there is no bacon. Or add bacon. Potatoes, onions and Serranos also welcome. 
 

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Tortilla looks perfect.

 
This is not how you cook chorizo and eggs. 

Tortilla looks perfect.


Both of these are correct.

Sometimes I mix with greasy goodness. Other times I like to pair it with perfectly prepared eggs. 
 

levels man, flavor levels, cheese is on the bottom  

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6 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

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Nothing fancy, but always hits the spot … English muffin, fried egg, and applewood smoked bacon.

The FBI now has their bite mark match logged into evidence.  
 

Expect a knock on the door very soon.  

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6 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Chorizo egg and cheese when there is no bacon. Or add bacon. Potatoes, onions and Serranos also welcome. 
 

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And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand….

Keeping it real today at the original Frank’s Grill on Telephone Road where the beautiful people come to relax and converse.  
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How long does it take for those conversations to turn political?

Every weekend growing up my mom made a hot breakfast for the family. Eggs, bacon or sausage, pancakes or biscuits and some kind of potatoes. Everything was made from scratch. We had jelly, jam, honey , syrup(pancake and pure cane) sometimes gravy.  Once every month or 6 weeks when she made biscuits she made homemade chocolate syrup. That hot homemade chocolate syrup on a properly buttered homemade biscuit is freaking awesome.

On 8/4/2021 at 11:52 AM, deadshank said:

Keeping it real today at the original Frank’s Grill on Telephone Road where the beautiful people come to relax and converse.  

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Driven past their 1,000 times but never stopped. Gonna have to now

On 6/20/2021 at 10:26 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

Smoked a pork butt yesterday, so I had to get fancy with the leftovers.

Tossed some pulled pork and bacon into eggs which I sautéed in the excess oil in a jar of giardeniara. Topped with smoke queso and Melinda’s green sauce.

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We need to get you a care package of tortillas and you can send us some of that fancy farm meat.

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