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Every single one of those men is decomposing underneath her house or in the backyard.

Gotdam. Death would be the BEST possible outcome.

She looks like an apparition. I’m not sure what is more scary, her or that god awful bathroom.

30 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Aggy says hold my beer

Bathe in my cream=/= the same thing

What if I brought my own sponge?

Good god - I think this is the plot of one of Stephen King’s books.

 

USE MY SPONGE

 

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Good god - I think this is the plot of one of Stephen King’s books.

 

USE MY SPONGE

 

I wonder if it's a euphemism.

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Of course it's a euphemism for:

I'm going to skin you and wear you after you properly moisturize your skin.

It rubs the milk on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Bathe in my milk once, shame on you. Bathe in my milk twice... well, can't get bathed again.

 

Also Vic I have a sneaking suspicion you would like https://www.reddit.com/r/NotTimAndEricPics/. This would be well received there. 

Edited by ztejas

Apostrophe in that font has very suspect positioning 
*That's* what disturbed you about that picture?

8 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

*That's* what disturbed you about that picture?
 

No, that’s the only new addition that disturbed me. 

3 hours ago, OWLVIS said:

So I'm the ONLY one turned on by this?

There was no doubt at least a few of you bastards would surface. 

I'm a never nude, would it be okay to wear my jorts?

On 5/20/2019 at 5:02 PM, RamjetFDO said:

bimm_ghostbusters.jpg

Listen.....   Do you smell something?

14 hours ago, OWLVIS said:

So I'm the ONLY one turned on by this?

You're the only one turned on who has survived.  So far . . . .

I would empty my bank account for a two minute video of the fat guy banging Norma Bates there

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Turns out it was an art project.

Ed Gein shoulda used that excuse.

20 hours ago, demos said:

Ed Gein shoulda used that excuse.

What, pottery collection wasn't enough? Some people are so nitpicky.

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