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#2

Every single one of those men is decomposing underneath her house or in the backyard.

#3

Gotdam. Death would be the BEST possible outcome.

#17
30 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Aggy says hold my beer

Bathe in my cream=/= the same thing

#25
8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Good god - I think this is the plot of one of Stephen King’s books.

 

USE MY SPONGE

 

I wonder if it's a euphemism.

#27
6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Of course it's a euphemism for:

I'm going to skin you and wear you after you properly moisturize your skin.

It rubs the milk on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

#34
Apostrophe in that font has very suspect positioning 
*That's* what disturbed you about that picture?

#37
3 hours ago, OWLVIS said:

So I'm the ONLY one turned on by this?

There was no doubt at least a few of you bastards would surface. 

#49
1 hour ago, Deej said:

Turns out it was an art project.

Ed Gein shoulda used that excuse.

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