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I know the 4.9 was reportedly laser-timed, but man...unlike O'Neal, he looks a little quicker than that. 

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I know the 4.9 was reportedly laser-timed, but man...unlike O'Neal, he looks a little quicker than that. 

And a 4.9 definitely isn't freakish for a linebacker. He's faster than that though, he probably didn't train for it 

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This video should not be lost from the transition. Victory!

A taste:

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You really should credit satyanash for this gif. He introduced the Shag to it.

On 4/3/2018 at 9:47 PM, UDontKnow said:

You really should credit satyanash for this gif. He introduced the Shag to it.

Well, satyanash is Hutu for pessimistic digital media prophet.

  • 8 months later...
  • 5 weeks later...

That is a grown ass man, who is going to knock the fuck out of people and get a few targeting penalties along the way.

Pablo Escobar shirt? Check.

Econo-sized quilted double ply toilet paper? Check.

The Savage has arrived.  Let’s do this.

shit don’t bump this you assholes.  thought he decommitted.  

12 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


He signed dumbass.

Futureman is the captain, vice-admiral, and shit-poor bukkake queen of satire on this board.  Just wait until he floors you with his hot takes and quick wit on rugby.

17 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


He signed dumbass.

The transfer portal laughs in your general direction

17 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Futureman is the captain, vice-admiral, and shit-poor bukkake queen of satire on this board.  Just wait until he floors you with his hot takes and quick wit on rugby.

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2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Futureman is the captain, vice-admiral, and shit-poor bukkake queen of satire on this board.  Just wait until he floors you with his hot takes and quick wit on rugby.

I got his joke... I get jokes... he was joking, right?

7 hours ago, futureman said:

shit don’t bump this you assholes.  thought he decommitted.  

[sighing]  shit. don't bump this, you assholes.

[defiant]  shit don't bump.  this.  you assholes.

[pleading]  shit, don't.   bump this, you assholes.

[confused]  shit don't bump?  this?   you?  assholes.

[MCHammer]  shit....don't bump this....you. ass. holes.

 

7 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Pablo Escobar or Kenny Powers?

Welcome Back Kotter

On 1/17/2019 at 10:15 PM, Machinator said:

Mr Floyd, you dropped your wallet:

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Thank you California

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  • 2 months later...

i'm sure it's lost somewhere in the "spring football" thread, but can someone handicap his odds of actually ever playing again?  i know that's a possibility.

apologies for the use of the word handicap, but that was unintentional.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm sure it's lost somewhere in the "spring football" thread, but can someone handicap his odds of actually ever playing again?  i know that's a possibility.

apologies for the use of the word handicap, but that was unintentional.

 

Prayers for full recovery. We’ll worry about  football down the road. 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm sure it's lost somewhere in the "spring football" thread, but can someone handicap his odds of actually ever playing again?  i know that's a possibility.

apologies for the use of the word handicap, but that was unintentional.

According to Dr. Hecht, players with spinal stenosis are at increased risk of stingers. However, they are also at risk for a more serious condition called cervical cord neuropraxia. Dr. Hecht had much to say about cervical cord neuropraxia, but the main distinguishing difference in this condition and a stinger is the presence of these symptoms in multiple limbs; both arms, both legs, or an arm and a leg.

With all this said, Dr. Hecht was extremely clear about one thing. "Congenital spinal stenosis is not a contraindication of playing football."

In other words, you can play with it. Nothing about spinal stenosis indicates that you can't.

There’s some orthopods on here. To me, spinal stenosis seems like black and white diagnosis. If you have it, you’re fucked. I don’t understand what watching for one year will do. What’s the deal? Obviously gotta lean towards he’s done. 

34 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

There’s some orthopods on here. To me, spinal stenosis seems like black and white diagnosis. If you have it, you’re fucked. I don’t understand what watching for one year will do. What’s the deal? Obviously gotta lean towards he’s done. 

You can play with it and be basically fine with some PT or you can be fucked. The range is huge.

Can’t they just do a laminectomy and make more space?


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