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Clever teenage Ohians cook up urine/splooge crepes for teachers

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IIRC, this is/was Zach Smith's residence.

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POWELL — Charges could be filed against at least two Olentangy Local middle school students who shared video of themselves claiming to put bodily fluids into food eaten by several teachers.

The incident took place Thursday at Hyatts Middle School, where a home economics class had prepared crepes for teachers to judge as part of a year-end project.

“One student filmed some of it, and the video made its way around the school and fortunately to school administrators,” said Tracy Whited, Delaware County sheriff’s office spokeswoman.

At least five victims have been identified as either teachers or staff members, and authorities are questioning eight students.

The video was found after the food had been eaten and administrators immediately contacted a school resource officer. The video reportedly describes, or shows, both urine and semen being added to the crepes.

Whited said a forensic analysis of evidence will be conducted. She declined to give details. “The only way we’ll really know (what happened) is to get lab results,” she said.

Whited said those responsible could face delinquency charges, including assault with a bodily substance.

On Monday afternoon, school officials ordered journalists off school property, even after classes were dismissed.

 

Teachers said they were told not to speak about the issue.

The district issued this statement: “Leadership and local law enforcement are conducting a thorough investigation into this incident, and anyone found in violation of school policies will be held accountable for their actions. We are also focusing our efforts to support the teachers impacted by this incident.”

Jake Vance, 22, who lives in the Kinsale Village community adjacent to the school, said he was shocked by the news of the incident.

“I’m honestly just appalled that kids have to resort to this to get social media attention,” he said. “I can’t think of anything even remotely close to this when I went to middle school.”

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10 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I'm not eating anything prepared by students unless I supply the ingredients.

So you want to eat your own urine and semen - weird, but okay.

 

OP - we have a food board....just sayin'

If true, should make the kids eat their handiwork, much like that dipshit at Comerica Park spitting on the pizza should have had to eat his own spit laced pizza. 

39 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

So you want to eat your own urine and semen - weird, but okay.

 

OP - we have a food board....just sayin'

If you have to explain a joke....

Was it not food grade urine and semen or something?

unless it was somehow harmful, those are just exotic ingredients. People consume those things every day, usually knowingly. 

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

unless it was somehow harmful, those are just exotic ingredients. People consume those things every day, usually knowingly. 

Yeah, I've seen those movies.  

Also, your mom.

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Was it not food grade urine and semen or something?

unless it was somehow harmful, those are just exotic ingredients. People consume those things every day, usually knowingly. 

So...  you swallow,huh? 

PM sent. 

I briefly taught high school.

Students: "Mr. Canecutter, whenever you leave the room, you take your coffee cup with you."

Me: "Yep."

2 hours ago, retread said:

Your move Florida.

Odds are high that any given Ohio teen will eventually become a middle-aged Florida Man, wandering the parking lot wearing one flip-flop, screaming at the crickets.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Odds are high that any given Ohio teen will eventually become a middle-aged Florida Man, wandering the parking lot wearing one flip-flop, screaming at the crickets.

A Florida Man? There is only one Florida Man. It is a single being, a collective of Floridaness. You do not become a Florida Man, you assimilate into the Florida Man, Floridaing around Florida doing Florida Man things. 

Unless you meant a middle-aged Florida man, but judging by the cricket screaming description I think I inferred correctly the point you were getting across. 

I gladly show up to Reeducation Camp so that I may be made more useful to the collective.

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I briefly taught high school.

I now have a better mental image of you.

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Middle School Splooge

 

Hottest boy band in the Appalachians!!!

Aggie teacher applications up exponentially at this school

Edited by Kel Varnsen

In high school, we thought seriously of putting a few tabs of lsd in the teacher's lounge coffee pot.  Glad we thought better of it.

4 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Aggie teacher applications up exponentially at this school

Wrong kind of "kids"

Tres Quatro Leches

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

"Olentangy"   Ha Ha

Yep. Oh, it was tangy alright!

"Olentangy"   Ha Ha


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“More like Olenwangy if you ask me.”

Those kids are a bunch of crepes.

Nothing but a little extra protein though, I bet the teachers were fat.  Kids were looking out for them.

14 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

In high school, we thought seriously of putting a few tabs of lsd in the teacher's lounge coffee pot.  Glad we thought better of it.

Pussies

19 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I now have a better mental image of you.

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He switched to Sanka and hasn't been the same since 

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