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These videos are already kind of creepy, so the perfect venue for Aubrey Plaza. 

 

https://news.avclub.com/aubrey-plaza-made-a-half-hour-asmr-video-and-a-lot-of-1824223376

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Today, in “Maybe the weirdest thing we’ve ever had to watch for work” news: W Magazine recently recruited Parks And Recreation and Legion star Aubrey Plaza for its ongoing, aurally uncomfortable video series, “Celebrity ASMR,” which is exactly what it sounds like. But where folks like Jake Gyllenhaal, Margot Robbie, and Gal Gadot only paid loudly-smacking lip service when they sat down way too close to W’s mics—posting videos a mere two or three minutes in length—Plaza approached the task with the same intensity with which she appears to tackle pretty much everything in her life, laying down a 36-minute sonic odyssey in search of “the tingles.” Also, a lot of it was about how much she still hates Jerry.

 

 

ASMR videos don’t work on me but I remember the sensation. I had a middle school teacher with a soft English accent who used to run her fingers through my hair. It was electrifying.

  • 1 month later...

I am completely fascinated with her.  She is a freak, but . . . wheelhouse.

"Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a colloquial term used for an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine." -Wikepedia

Basically any massage or pleasing sight/sound that makes the back of your neck tingle.  YouTube has a shit ton of these videos.  Supposed to help the viewer relax and maybe help them nod off to sleep.  Lots of Indian (dot) videos from barbers/masseuses.

3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Wtf is ASMR??

get on youtube. some interesting shit. I think I saw...heard a chick licking a lollipop on there

Aubrey Plaza is pretty much my idyllic fantasy. I can't think of a hotter woman in Hollywood.

I have several girls every semester who are hotter than Aubrey Plaza.

Some of you need to get out more.  Seriously.

She has a very specific thing, and she is one of the best at that thing.  It's not facial symmetry or waist to tit ratio or whatever, it's the eyes and smirk and all that shit. 

7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

She has a very specific thing, and she is one of the best at that thing.  It's not facial symmetry or waist to tit ratio or whatever, it's the eyes and smirk and all that shit. 

She has tits?

17 minutes ago, texasjacket said:

She has tits?

If you haven't seen them yet, you should. Google is your friend.

11 hours ago, bolverk said:

Aubrey Plaza is pretty much my idyllic fantasy. I can't think of a hotter woman in Hollywood.

To each his own.

i wouldn’t even call her the hottest from the Parks and Rec cast, and the list just gets longer from there.

1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

To each his own.

i wouldn’t even call her the hottest from the Parks and Rec cast, and the list just gets longer from there.

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3 hours ago, formermav43 said:

To each his own.

i wouldn’t even call her the hottest from the Parks and Rec cast, and the list just gets longer from there.

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I have several girls every semester who are hotter than Aubrey Plaza.

Some of you need to get out more.  Seriously.

Pix or videos!

 

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I have several girls every semester who are hotter than Aubrey Plaza.

Some of you need to get out more.  Seriously.

Alrightalrightalright 

Aubrey Plaza is pretty much my idyllic fantasy. I can't think of a hotter woman in Hollywood.


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On 5/12/2018 at 7:11 AM, bolverk said:

If you haven't seen them yet, you should. Google is your friend.

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what am I missing here

1 hour ago, futureman said:
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what am I missing here

the videos of her masturbating

  • 2 years later...

I’m a fan. She keeps getting better looking. Getting a little thiccer+high quality Hollywood beauty products = turning back the clock.

I got off, but Olivia Munn's was better.

I kid, but Aubrey is cute and funny.  I saw her video with Kevin Nealon hiking in the Hollywood Hills on Youtube.  She's good even unscripted.

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