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After a knee injury, Claus Jørstad of Alta, Norway invested in a MARIUS Stool from IKEA to sit on while he showered — but that plan backfired big time. While sitting on the chair during a recent rinse, one of Jørstad's testicles got stuck in a hole on the seat when the hot water caused them to expand.

"Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck," he told Daily Mail. He sat there so long, in fact, that the water turned cold. However, Jørstad thinks the freezing water was actually his saving grace. You see, the temperature drop caused his testicle to shrink again, which allowed him to safely free his little guy. Whew.

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https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/a63800/man-gets-balls-stuck-in-ikea-chair/?utm_medium=social-media&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=socialflowFBMH&fbclid=IwAR0LPHuRYGlSsaMqU-UHRE493tCC4WC32VxY-w24M8jJcU5V8a_7Cs18rIg

He was trying to fuck the chair. Lotta excuses.

Does that count as a bench press?

General McAuliffe could’ve gifted one of those to his German opponent for Christmas in 1944.

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I would consider that a rather serious design flaw.

In the chair or the testicles?

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