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21 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Here's a couple you bastards.6f0747cfec65e8d00b83752a39674709.jpg3a287744db490556be70fd5690a80bcd.jpg

She's gonna get REAL fat for whatever fool marries her.

 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

She's gonna get REAL fat for whatever fool marries her.

My gf and I said the same thing. In the famous words from our Running Backs coach from HS, “Hit it and quit it”.

That body is already 33 yr old frumpy

On 5/24/2019 at 3:21 PM, immortal13 said:

Well I'm 45 and my fiance is 28, what do I win?

A divorce in 5 years after she spits out a couple kids and hooks up with a younger guy, dumping your 50 year old ass.

And this post has to be trolling.  No way that chick is 18 or a virgin. The slut pose is too natural.

29 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

A divorce in 5 years after she spits out a couple kids and hooks up with a younger guy, dumping your 50 year old ass.

Dick

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

A divorce in 5 years after she spits out a couple kids and hooks up with a younger guy, dumping your 50 year old ass.

Meh.  Still beats being with an old chick.  

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

A divorce in 5 years after she spits out a couple kids and hooks up with a younger guy, dumping your 50 year old ass.

Then he can find another 28 year old.

lulz. this thread went exactly as expected.

OP is an idiot.  marry her.  lock her ass up before she finds another path to citizenship, i mean another guy.

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Edited by Lidig8r
cuz Imma idjit

Y'all mother fuckers are cold.

Absolutely correct for the most part (besides the "not hot" comments.. she's hot). But still cold.

On 7/6/2019 at 8:01 PM, Parliament said:

She's gonna get REAL fat for whatever fool marries her.

Them thighs are in Stage 1.

On 7/5/2019 at 10:53 PM, Dutchrudder said:

She don't look like a vrigin

Doesn't count if her uncle fucked her.

I remember when I was in 2nd grade we had a high school chick who was helping out the regular teacher. All the boys were in love with this high school chick so it was kinda like an 18 year old dating twenty 7 year olds. 

If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone
don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown.
Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.

Oh let's drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy.
Said, keep your hands on the wheel there.
Oh, it sure is fine, ain't it?
Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there.
Oh, this is gonna be so good.

Edited by SHOOTER12

On 5/24/2019 at 11:54 AM, elfenix said:

violates half + 7.  good work, cradle robber.

Am I retarded at math?

24 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Apparently so

27/2=13.5+7=20.5

18<20.5

 

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

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Good Lord, is that op?

Better take what he can...age rules be damned.

We've been over this. Smash and stop talking to her. 18 not giving up pussy?? She is taking plenty of dick that isn't yours probably from guys like Vic and I. You don't want to go next on that train

 

We've been over this. Smash and stop talking to her. 18 not giving up pussy?? She is taking plenty of dick that isn't yours probably from guys like Vic and I. You don't want to go next on that train
 

He’s not in a position to be picky. Op you could get pussy like Vic. That’s not some high end model trim
he’s pulling. He’s chasing low hanging fruit in order to get his dick wet. He might get rot from some of it though.
1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Shit I'd rather be vic because at least he's getting some.

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


He’s not in a position to be picky. Op you could get pussy like Vic. That’s not some high end model trim
he’s pulling. He’s chasing low hanging fruit in order to get his dick wet. He might get rot from some of it though.

Under 25 they are all low hanging fruit. Talk to them for a bit and its over

On 7/16/2019 at 9:37 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

Shit I'd rather be vic because at least he's getting some.

Hell he's getting it all....

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