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Heard this on NPR today - they want to name 2 dolphins and have asked the public for suggestions.

NPR link
https://www.npr.org/2019/05/24/726475999/conservancy-holds-contest-to-name-wild-bottlenose-dolphins

 

Potomac Conservancy link
https://potomac.org/name-potomac-dolphins

And yes, the reports says, Dolphin McDolphin Face has already been suggested.

So what does Surly say they should be named?

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Edited by Wally Fairway

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I'm thinking they should be named
#8 go fuck yourself bitch
Okay, Cool - Hook'em

 

or in honor of Surly
- Fitlump
- Roman Salets with both tacos

I'm thinking:

 

Spinner, instead of Flipper of course

and

Bottlenosed Badass instead of Billy Badass 

I used my aggy friend's name and email to offer the submission of "Jimbo" and "Fisher" and inquired about the possibility of getting an SEC logo put on those dolphins.

Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle 

because when I think of the Potomac, it reminds me of people getting royally fucked 

On 5/24/2019 at 2:19 PM, Underdog said:

Kiick & Csonk

You're way to young to recommend that, but +rep

On 5/24/2019 at 1:54 PM, retsevlys said:

So Long

and

Thanks For All The Fish

By the way, this damned well better be the winner.

18 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

You're way to young to recommend that, but +rep

Old enough to remember when the Fins last won the Super Bowl. 

One should be named Flog. Flog the Dolphin.

The other one can be Special Porpoise.

Motherfuckers must not have a damn sense of humor.  They didn't pick my submission in their top 10.

R2

3PO

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