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Art Briles: New Head Coach of Mount Vernon High School in Texas

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#902
3 hours ago, nnm said:

Tapefingers is bouncing around since his boss Joey Freshwater decided to take his talents to Oxford.  I'm sure he'll land somewhere.  Looks like he's on tap at Arkansas:  https://247sports.com/college/arkansas/Article/Kendal-Briles-Arkansas-Razorback-offensive-coordinator-candidate--140661718/

Looks like Lebby and his deplorable Briles spawn wife are headed to Oxford as well:  https://www.clarionledger.com/story/sports/college/ole-miss/2019/12/16/lane-kiffin-adds-three-more-ole-miss-coaching-staff/2669898001/.  Along with fellow rape apologist (if not enabler) Randy Clements.  Look out hotty toddy.

Gideon?  Our Gideon?  Oh noes!!!!

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Gideon worked as the special teams coordinator at Houston in 2019, coaching a Cougars unit that led the FBS in blocked punts and blocked kicks. Prior to Houston, Gideon worked at Georgia State and Western Carolina and he worked as a graduate assistant at Florida and Auburn. 

Gideon was a four-year starter as a safety at Texas from 2008-11. 

 

#904
11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"[Athletic Director] Priest told the Tyler Morning Telegraph, 'If Kurt (Traylor, the current Lee football coach) does leave, we will not be hiring Coach Briles.'”

My oldest will be a freshman there next year.  I'll be damned if I let him play for Briles.

#905
4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

"[Athletic Director] Priest told the Tyler Morning Telegraph, 'If Kurt (Traylor, the current Lee football coach) does leave, we will not be hiring Coach Briles.'”

My oldest will be a freshman there next year.  I'll be damned if I let him play for Briles.

I graduated from Tyler Lee in 2006.

 

Fuck Art Briles.

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#913

Oh shit!  We have a good friend of our family who plays there.  Definitely NOT the rapey type.

He's about to be a Junior.  I would be conflicted as hell...

Transfer portal at a 'lower level' school or just get your degree and never start again because you don't embrace the new culture?

#914
4 hours ago, PhillyD said:

I wonder if they floated Briles to make Petrino more palatable?

Either that or someone can't keep their shitbag college football coaches straight. 

#915
3 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Either that or someone can't keep their shitbag college football coaches straight. 

"No! No! No! We're not hiring THAT piece of shit.  We're hiring THIS piece of shit."

#916
9 hours ago, PhillyD said:

I wonder if they floated Briles to make Petrino more palatable?

"Ok, we won't hire the systematic rape enabler.... How about a guy that just screwed a young blond? We good?

#918
37 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Although I to be honest I mix up the Petrino and Petino shenanigans.

One of 'em can't drive a motorcycle for shit.

#919

Yeah Petrino just doesn’t get consent from the husband...

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#921

Claude Mathis was at my wedding /csb

Art Briles as your keynote with Baylor still listed next to his name?   Are they that desperate for speakers?   

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#922
17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Claude Mathis was at my wedding /csb

Art Briles as your keynote with Baylor still listed next to his name?   Are they that desperate for speakers?   

No, they’re just that fucking tone deaf and remorseless. 

#924
16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No, they’re just that fucking tone deaf and remorseless. 

There will be a shit ton of "good Christian coaches" there to support Art.   Fuck all of them in their hypocritical asses. 

#925
45 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

I’m sorry.  

Why?  He's a nice guy and was a badass running back at Texas State.  

#926
On 1/15/2020 at 9:11 AM, TrashMaster G said:

One of 'em can't drive a motorcycle for shit.

he don't care. had sex.

#927
On 1/15/2020 at 9:33 AM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Although I to be honest I mix up the Petrino and Petino shenanigans.

If you spell their names correctly, it isn't really confusing.

#928
6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Claude Mathis was at my wedding /csb

Art Briles as your keynote with Baylor still listed next to his name?   Are they that desperate for speakers?   

Bartlett, TX holla!

#929
6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

No, they’re just that fucking tone deaf and remorseless. 

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Noticed that one of the sponsors is Barefoot Athletics / Barefoot Campus Outfitters.  It was and may still be mostly or completely owned by the Briles clan.  It's also were Jarrett Stidham was working in Stephenville when he started showing off his new truck on social media

 

#932
58 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

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Noticed that one of the sponsors is Barefoot Athletics / Barefoot Campus Outfitters.  It was and may still be mostly or completely owned by the Briles clan.  It's also were Jarrett Stidham was working in Stephenville when he started showing off his new truck on social media

 

Nice catch man. So this is just another attempt by Briles to legitimize/normalize Briles. 

#933
11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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Will CAB have a Q&A?  If so, we should take up a collection to send one of our surly a-holes to ask a couple of zingers.

#938
Nah. I'm from up hwy 95 a little. Academy. 


Cool, I actually know a few people from Bartlett including an old buddy who went to UT. I was going to PM you to check if you were him but he graduated from Bartlett high in 99.
#941
2 hours ago, Nuge said:

Gotta have some leftover wreath money around here somewhere...

That was all left at the old site. It's mostly been used to clean up an abundance of feces.

#945
2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Isn't David Ash's dad the principal at Little River/Academy?

He was the principal at the middle school for years. Retired about 3 or 4 years ago. 

#946
56 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Not kidding at all.  My mom was born in Buckholts

Used to go watch 6 man football there. 10 kids on the team and 6 of them had the same last name lol 

#948

Local local yada yada. He didnt make the playoffs in 3a. And that division was trash. Not sure if any got past week 3.

#949
Local local yada yada. He didnt make the playoffs in 3a. And that division was trash. Not sure if any got past week 3.

He probably would have done better with his whole team/mtvernonpeople

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