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Art Briles: New Head Coach of Mount Vernon High School in Texas

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5 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I really can't think of anyone I detest more than Art Briles. What an absolute piece of shit excuse for a human being. 

I have an equally relevant qualm with the unscrupulous folks who put him in charge of coaching/ leading their kids.

Pure idiocy.  Not quite there with knowingly hiring a sex offender to work in a day care, but not very fucking far off either.

Everyone there walking around whistling to themselves that it is just A-O-K.

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Come again?

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They were 8-4 in 2018, not 9-6. Maxpreps is not the authority on W-L or coaches of record either. Incorrect shit easily ends up on there.  

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On 9/10/2019 at 2:59 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Ugh, that video made my stomach turn in 2016 and still makes my stomach turn today.  Feel like I need a shower after watching it.  Vomit

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7 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I like Winnsboro

This is great.

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This is how you do it.

It needs to be a more country suburb.  Lots of MILFs in Frisco would raise hell.  Prosper not as much.  Celina would have a parade.


Not likely on Celina. Even the Baylor alums in Celina lament about how he had a great opportunity to do good but tarnished the image of the university. I think you have to go Gainesville?
14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck every one of these fucking idiots  John Eddie Williams looks like a child molester.

 

I dare anyone to read that article and think that hes not going to get a shot again in College , he's practically being described as a pariah in the story 

Anyone else think Briles looks kinda like Freakshow from Harold and Kumar? 

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48 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Anyone else think Briles looks kinda like Freakshow from Harold and Kumar? 

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Haha that's it I couldn't place it but you nailed it

Now that Briles is winning again, apparently he has the “Favor of Jesus” himself which means he was never guilty of any of those false accusations from them whorin women on the Brazos. At least that’s the word on the street in Waco. It’s completely nauseating.

16 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I really can't think of anyone I detest more than Art Briles. What an absolute piece of shit excuse for a human being. 

Kendall Briles is second 

16 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I really can't think of anyone I detest more than Art Briles. What an absolute piece of shit excuse for a human being. 

I don't know about more, but Paterno, Nassar, Sandusky, and Meyer are up there for me. All should be euthanized.

50 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

Just dropped in to say fuck art briles

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3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I don't know about more, but Paterno, Nassar, Sandusky, and Meyer are up there for me. All should be euthanized.

That would be an impressive feat with Paterno, but I'd support the effort. 

You can't blame Art for the fact that a bunch of hussies conned his players into raping them. They had vaginas and everything. What was a God-fearing Christian man to do? 

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck every one of these fucking idiots  John Eddie Williams looks like a child molester.

 

Well done surleyites: 

https://www.kwtx.com/content/news/Mt-Vernon-game-a-homecoming-for-Briles-and-his-BU-supporters-560543731.html

According to Mt. Vernon ISD Police Chief Max Cannaday, there have been reports of vandals putting stickers up around town (in a restaurant bathroom and on fruit and aisles of a grocery store) that read "Art Briles Protects Rapists."

(rest of the story is the puff piece posted by Beau Vine above)

Protects? More like encourages.

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Well done surleyites: 

https://www.kwtx.com/content/news/Mt-Vernon-game-a-homecoming-for-Briles-and-his-BU-supporters-560543731.html

According to Mt. Vernon ISD Police Chief Max Cannaday, there have been reports of vandals putting stickers up around town (in a restaurant bathroom and on fruit and aisles of a grocery store) that read "Art Briles Protects Rapists."

(rest of the story is the puff piece posted by Beau Vine above)

Fucking disgusting.... not the stickers I'm taking about either.

37 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

That would be an impressive feat with Paterno, but I'd support the effort. 

Good catch lol. One down, 4 to go. 

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I don't know about more, but Paterno, Nassar, Sandusky, and Meyer are up there for me. All should be euthanized.

His team got euthanized and he dead too.

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51 minutes ago, nnm said:

Well done surleyites: 

https://www.kwtx.com/content/news/Mt-Vernon-game-a-homecoming-for-Briles-and-his-BU-supporters-560543731.html

According to Mt. Vernon ISD Police Chief Max Cannaday, there have been reports of vandals putting stickers up around town (in a restaurant bathroom and on fruit and aisles of a grocery store) that read "Art Briles Protects Rapists."

(rest of the story is the puff piece posted by Beau Vine above)

Don't sound like vandals to me. Damn public service happening out there.

16 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

SMU will hire Briles and Pitino

Yeah go fuck yourself.

22 hours ago, TornACL said:

Never trust anyone who says, unequivocally, that they have never done anything illegal, immoral, or unethical. 

Any truly good person would be far more measured in their evaluation of themselves and their past decisions. 

1 John 1:8 If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah go fuck yourself.

Wasn't expecting such a vigorous defense of the Ponies moral standing. But noted

7 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Wasn't expecting such a vigorous defense of the Ponies moral standing. But noted

Greed and rape are two different levels of morality, IMHO.  At least in SMU's case, it was a victimless crime.  In Briles' case, there's just no perp...(allegedly)

 

and SMU took out the saber wielding gomer.  That counts for something.

You can take a slime out of Waco, but you can't take slime out of a man.

11 hours ago, Deej said:

You can't blame Art for the fact that a bunch of hussies conned his players into raping them. They had vaginas and everything. What was a God-fearing Christian man to do? 

Obviously....nothing.

41 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

You can take a slime out of Waco, but you can't take slime out of a man.

Absofucking WRONG. You can’t take the slime out of Waco, either. Hercules cleaned out the Augean Stables easier than he could wash the filth from that community. 

On 9/18/2019 at 6:26 AM, Landomatic said:

This is how you do it.

Color me skeptical that other small east Texas towns actually care about the rape enabling. They’re just upset they didn’t think to hire him first.

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3 hours ago, Iceman said:

At least in SMU's case, it was a victimless crime

There are at least five families, whose daughters sadly fell into a life of ill repute, who would disagree with that statement. Allegedly.

Oh, and fuck Art Briles, the institution that enabled him, and the city that enables said university.

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Well played.  Would rep twice...

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

At least in SMU's case, it was a victimless crime. 

It wasn't victemless, but given the victim was aggie, I'd say it was actually a positive.  

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

It wasn't victemless, but given the victim was aggie, I'd say it was actually a positive.  

Prepare thy anus for the wrath of Phlegm.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Absofucking WRONG. You can’t take the slime out of Waco, either. Hercules cleaned out the Augean Stables easier than he could wash the filth from that community. 

In fairness to Hard Times he did say "a slime" (aka Briles) not "the slime." On this, I agree with you. Waco is a fucking cesspool.

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21 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

I dare anyone to read that article and think that hes not going to get a shot again in College

Would not surprise me in the slightest if it’s aggy once Jimbo flames out.  There are some extreme similarities in the lack of self-awareness levels of aggy/mtvernon/baylor 

Looks like Art and Mount Vernon have an actual legitimate test tonight as Winnsboro comes to town. Winnsboro has been steamrolling the competition this season with victories of 44-0, 57-15, 33-0.

Will Art look like hes living in a van down by the river again? Will middle age men travel from Baylor to support Art and make jackasses of themselves again? Will there be any rapin's or PED use .. time will only tell 

13 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

Looks like Art and Mount Vernon have an actual legitimate test tonight as Winnsboro comes to town. Winnsboro has been steamrolling the competition this season with victories of 44-0, 57-15, 33-0.

Will Art look like hes living in a van down by the river again? Will middle age men travel from Baylor to support Art and make jackasses of themselves again? Will there be any rapin's or PED use .. time will only tell 

Ah, yes. The battle of Highway 37.

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1 hour ago, Boogaloo said:

 

Will Art look like hes living in a van down by the river again? Will middle age men travel from Baylor to support Art and make jackasses of themselves again? Will there be any rapin's or PED use .. time will only tell 

Confused?  You wont be after this episode of SOAP!

1 hour ago, Boogaloo said:

Looks like Art and Mount Vernon have an actual legitimate test tonight as Winnsboro comes to town. Winnsboro has been steamrolling the competition this season with victories of 44-0, 57-15, 33-0.

Will Art look like hes living in a van down by the river again? Will middle age men travel from Baylor to support Art and make jackasses of themselves again? Will there be any rapin's or PED use .. time will only tell 

Don't know nuthin' about Winnsboro.  Couldn't pick it out on a map.

GO WINNSBORO !!!  BEAT THEIR ASS !!!

Let's go Winnsboro Raiders with Native America Helmets! Kick the rapist apologists ass!

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3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Let's go Winnsboro Raiders with Native America Helmets! Kick the rapist apologists ass!

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Carrying that football like an appletini 

3 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

Looks like Art and Mount Vernon have an actual legitimate test tonight as Winnsboro comes to town. Winnsboro has been steamrolling the competition this season with victories of 44-0, 57-15, 33-0.

 

DCTF computer has MV favored by 26.

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

DCTF computer has MV favored by 26.

Will be curious to see how accurate that ends up being

3 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

Will be curious to see how accurate that ends up being

27-21 Mount Vernon at the half.

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