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Art Briles: New Head Coach of Mount Vernon High School in Texas

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On 9/18/2019 at 9:08 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

His team got euthanized and he dead too.

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^^^ That's Bobby Collins, not Ron Meyer.

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On 9/19/2019 at 8:12 AM, Dutch said:

There are at least five families, whose daughters sadly fell into a life of ill repute, who would disagree with that statement. Allegedly.

Oh, and fuck Art Briles, the institution that enabled him, and the city that enables said university.

Wait, did CJK>5H?

On 9/18/2019 at 8:37 PM, Deej said:

You can't blame Art for the fact that a bunch of hussies conned his players into raping them. They had vaginas and everything. What was a God-fearing Christian man to do? 

Ask for forgiveness afterward.  Duh.

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47-28 Mt Vernon Final, Arts road to redemption continues onwards 

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7 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

47-28 Mt Vernon Final, Arts road to redemption continues onwards 

they've won what, four straight now? I think that means all is forgiven, no?

16 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

they've won what, four straight now? I think that means all is forgiven, no?

Nothing to forgive. He’s never done anything unethical, illegal, or immoral. Don’t you even read, bro?

Mount Vernon gets another test tonight against undefeated Hughes Springs 

Also a new article about ole'Art came out http:// https://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2019/0925/What-it-means-to-be-coach-in-Texas.-Art-Briles-return-to-football 

some highlights, 

Like most young boys, Holly Grigson’s two sons love sports. But with their father not in the picture, sports have taken on an extra significance for them. She highlights a baseball coach they’ve had for years.

“It’s like he’s taken them in. I mean, if they need it they can call him in the middle of the night if they need anything,” she says.

“That’s the way coaches are,” she adds, “and I think Coach Briles is like that, too. I can sense that in him.”

In Steve-O’s Pizza and Pub, where Ms. Grigson works as a waitress, It’s the view that seems to prevail in Mount Vernon.

One of her sons, a quarterback for the eighth grade football team, “loves Coach Briles,” she says. Every time he has stopped in at Steve-O’s he’s been “super, super nice.”

Sitting at the bar, Jason Ross adds that having a coach as talented and well connected as Mr. Briles can only benefit the players long term, particularly with college recruiters.

“He’s a [Division I] coach, he knows all the other D1 coaches. ... If any of those kids has decent talent and size, he’ll deliver for them,” he says.

 

 

1 minute ago, Boogaloo said:

Mount Vernon gets another test tonight against undefeated Hughes Springs 

Also a new article about ole'Art came out http:// https://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2019/0925/What-it-means-to-be-coach-in-Texas.-Art-Briles-return-to-football 

some highlights, 

Like most young boys, Holly Grigson’s two sons love sports. But with their father not in the picture, sports have taken on an extra significance for them. She highlights a baseball coach they’ve had for years.

“It’s like he’s taken them in. I mean, if they need it they can call him in the middle of the night if they need anything,” she says.

“That’s the way coaches are,” she adds, “and I think Coach Briles is like that, too. I can sense that in him.”

In Steve-O’s Pizza and Pub, where Ms. Grigson works as a waitress, It’s the view that seems to prevail in Mount Vernon.

One of her sons, a quarterback for the eighth grade football team, “loves Coach Briles,” she says. Every time he has stopped in at Steve-O’s he’s been “super, super nice.”

Sitting at the bar, Jason Ross adds that having a coach as talented and well connected as Mr. Briles can only benefit the players long term, particularly with college recruiters.

“He’s a [Division I] coach, he knows all the other D1 coaches. ... If any of those kids has decent talent and size, he’ll deliver for them,” he says.

Glad Ms. Grigson doesn't seem to have daughters. 

Ole Jason gets the bargain they've made, though.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Glad Ms. Grigson doesn't seem to have daughters. 

Ole Jason gets the bargain they've made, though.

Yep Ole Jason sitting on his barstool tipping them back knows exactly what its all about 

5 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

Sitting at the bar, Jason Ross adds that having a coach as talented and well connected as Mr. Briles can only benefit the players long term, particularly with teaching proper steroid usage and how to get all the pussy they can forcibly take.

 

 

Fixed.

Talking to someone from Mount Vernon while I was at work today. She told me that Hughes Springs did a 6ix9ine impersonation on Briles regarding the transfers. He’s gonna run the score up if he gets a chance.

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35   Mt Vernon           

21   Hughes Springs

Closest game of the season so far for ole’ Art but still undefeated and 5-0. 

Have heard rumours to the effect that RG3 may be making a visit to Mount Vernon to work with the qb’s a little and show support for his old coach 

4 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

Closest game of the season so far for ole’ Art but still undefeated and 5-0. 

Have heard rumours to the effect that RG3 may be making a visit to Mount Vernon to work with the qb’s a little and show support for his old coach 

Nah. RG3 is going to MV to find another white girl. 

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apparently he’s been using ineligible players.  I’m sure most of you will be jerking off to the thought of him forfeiting games. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

apparently he’s been using ineligible players.  I’m sure most of you will be jerking off to the thought of him forfeiting games. 

That thought is third or fourth on the list of self gratification methods for me, but yeah

He was also using an ineligible coach

I'm shocked

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

apparently he’s been using ineligible players.  I’m sure most of you will be jerking off to the thought of him forfeiting games. 

Well I do like it when bad things happen to bad people so yes, that's fantastic.

it won’t change anything.  he’s still gonna make the playoffs and possibly win a state title.

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

it won’t change anything.  he’s still gonna make the playoffs and possibly win a state title.

Ok we get it you love Art Briles now shut the fuck up

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

apparently he’s been using ineligible players.  I’m sure most of you will be jerking off to the thought of him forfeiting games. 

forfeits would be fantastic...yes?

5 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Ok we get it you love Art Briles now shut the fuck up

you’ve always been pretty simple.  I don’t give a shit about art briles.  just saying these new developments don’t affect his chances of being handed a trophy by UIL officials. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

it won’t change anything.  he’s still gonna make the playoffs and possibly win a state title.

They're not even going to win their District.

Atlanta, Hooks, and Jefferson all have something for the Rapist Enabler.

3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

They're not even going to win their District.

Atlanta, Hooks, and Jefferson all have something for the Rapist Enabler.

oh yeah?  maybe, I dunno.  I don’t know shit about their district, or 3A football.  just mildly amused by the primal hatred he pulls out of the depths of some people. 

They're not even going to win their District.
Atlanta, Hooks, and Jefferson all have something for the Rapist Enabler.

Probably not enough to keep him from winning those games.
Just now, Jkwellborn said:


Probably not enough to keep him from winning those games.

He won't beat the Rabbits.  the other 2 will be toss-ups.

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10 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh yeah?  maybe, I dunno.  I don’t know shit about their district, or 3A football.  just mildly amused by the primal hatred he pulls out of the depths of some people. 

In other words, normal emotions for decent people?

Just now, Bullneck said:

In other words, normal emotions for decent people?

yeah, that’s ok, but you can do better. 

21 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Probably not enough to keep him from winning those games.

Atlanta and Jefferson will beat him.  Hooks, nah.

It’ll take a year for Art’s notorious S&C to show results, that’s when when the women and children should stay home.

That fucker is going to be in college football again, isn’t he?  
yep. gonna replace jimbo next year. with a 150 mil 15 year garonteeeed contract.
Greed and rape are two different levels of morality, IMHO.  At least in SMU's case, it was a victimless crime.  In Briles' case, there's just no perp...(allegedly)
 
and SMU took out the saber wielding gomer.  That counts for something.
victimless?

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It wasn't victemless, but given the victim was aggie, I'd say it was actually a positive.  
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Would not surprise me in the slightest if it’s aggy once Jimbo escapes.  There are some extreme similarities in the lack of self-awareness levels of aggy/mtvernon/baylor 


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it won’t change anything.  he’s still gonna make the playoffs and possibly win a state title.
Didnt click on the link to see what players.

But I believe he had some out of state studs that came in. Was it these two guys?
they've won what, four straight now? I think that means all is forgiven, no?
Nothing to forgive. He’s never done anything unethical, illegal, or immoral. Don’t you even read, bro?
swanny caint read, cause he aggy.
1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Didnt click on the link to see what players.

But I believe he had some out of state studs that came in. Was it these two guys?

I think so.  two brothers from colorado.  their parents swear they moved from colorado to mt vernon, texas, for work.  

I think so.  two brothers from colorado.  their parents swear they moved from colorado to mt vernon, texas, for work.  
their meth lab got busted eh
Didnt click on the link to see what players.

But I believe he had some out of state studs that came in. Was it these two guys?

Yes. The same two guys that were just cleared to play.
I think so.  two brothers from colorado.  their parents swear they moved from colorado to mt vernon, texas, for work.  

One from california too I believe.

 

I cant imagine moving to MTV for work, unless transfer from within Lowes to their distribution center 5 miles down the interstate. Other than that the industry is a few power plants nearby and retail. Mt Pleasant and Sulphur Springs have a few more choices but I am really reaching to give them the benefit of the doubt.

 

 

I’ll just leave this here:
http://apple.news/AkPVqS7L8RI6JV7aGbv0qig
Probably standard practice in small town UIL football, but you think he would tread a bit more lightly.  At least for a year or two.
Thanks for leaving that here.

Maybe scroll up a bit before posting next time.

 

37 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Thanks for leaving that here.

Maybe scroll up a bit before posting next time.

Maybe check the link next time monkey boy.

Different article.

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