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Art Briles: New Head Coach of Mount Vernon High School in Texas

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22 hours ago, Landomatic said:

If every single opposing team on Mt. Vermin's schedule doesn't plaster their stands with anti-briles rape signage and chants, they're doing it horribly wrong.  Especially the student sections.

Every single one of those small towns wishes they’d have hired him.

There is a large segment of rural society that has completely lost its mind.

From a source at the game, zero protesters or banners. At least a dozen people in full Baylor gear cheering Art on. 

As for the game like the score suggests it was a dominant performance by Mount Vernon and apparently they played a very effective hurry up college style offence 

If this keeps up I wouldn’t be surprised if In a season or two Art is back at a lower level college program 

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31 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

If this keeps up I wouldn’t be surprised if In a season or two Art is back at a lower level college program 

Texas A&M isn't ready to ditch Jimbo Fisher that soon

In a couple of years Rhule quits for the NFL and Baylor re-hires Briles and wraps it all up a big “Jesus saves and is the only judge” bow. 

Okay, what?

I was taking to some guys at work this summer. One guy quipped that Briles was fixing to get a transfer. Said some kid from Daingerfield raped a crackhead and tried to cut her throat. Didn’t really hear much else about it. I knew the boys grandmother
4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Every single one of those small towns wishes they’d have hired him.

There is a large segment of rural society that has completely lost its mind.

fify

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Every single one of those small towns wishes they’d have hired him.

There is a large segment of rural society that has completely lost its mind.

certainly no fuckheads in metro areas

I was taking to some guys at work this summer. One guy quipped that Briles was fixing to get a transfer. Said some kid from Daingerfield raped a crackhead and tried to cut her throat. Didn’t really hear much else about it. I knew the boys grandmother

Hmm...

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19 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

certainly no fuckheads in metro areas

Can you see Briles getting hired at a suburban or large ISD in Texas? 

I cant.

I just can’t fathom what I presume are grown men driving all the way to east Texas, getting decked out in full Baylor gear and cheering on ole Art at a high school football game. 

Can you see Briles getting hired at a suburban or large ISD in Texas? 
I cant.
give it time. You’ll have one wanting to be successful or starting up.
I just can’t fathom what I presume are grown men driving all the way to east Texas, getting decked out in full Baylor gear and cheering on ole Art at a high school football game. 

You do realize that there are some Baylor graduates and students in Texas, or they sent their kids there. It’s not out of the realm of possibility.
On 8/31/2019 at 11:06 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can you see Briles getting hired at a suburban or large ISD in Texas? 

I cant.

Mount Vernon is a large segment of rural society?

On 8/31/2019 at 3:49 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

There is a large segment of rural society that has completely lost its mind.

Yeah, that's not specific to the rural population.

On 8/31/2019 at 6:02 AM, Boogaloo said:

If this keeps up I wouldn’t be surprised if In a season or two Art is back at a lower level college program 

I am expecting it.

Art's looking a little rough on the road to redemption 

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On 8/31/2019 at 11:23 AM, Boogaloo said:

I just can’t fathom what I presume are grown men driving all the way to east Texas, getting decked out in full Baylor gear and cheering on ole Art at a high school football game. 

There's a Walmart in Mount Pleasant, only about 20 miles down the road, so plenty of Baylor grads just a short drive away.

Has he introduces roids yet? It's been one of his many staples as head of a program. 

On 8/30/2019 at 11:08 PM, DougO said:

Funny thing about high school football. Every fan's big rival team that they hate has three of four studs that transferred in. That's the way Friday Night Lights  go.

Not necessarily, our rival didn't transfer studs in.  They just had a lot of freakish athletes totally covered in massive zits

On 8/30/2019 at 11:22 PM, Jkwellborn said:


There was a kid in Daingerfield that raped a girl over the summer. Had he not cut her throat at the time, he probably would have went to MV.

HoLee chit.  For realz?  Link? News? Back story?

On 7/28/2019 at 4:03 PM, texifornia said:

You shitass no-morals motherfucker. Facts said you ran a football program where the players were raping women left and right. Truth don't lie.

 

How ironic:

The team, Guelfi Firenze, advanced to its league championship game, losing to the two-time defending champion Milano Seamen (Semen). Freudian slip?

18 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

Art's looking a little rough on the road to redemption 

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he looks like David Strathairn in The Firm, unfortunately with less jail time

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For those keeping track , another big win for Art and Mt. Vernon, 50-20 over Farmersville

No word on PED use or Rapes yet

 

Damn, knocked off the 2007 2A division 1 state champions Fightin' Farmers.

On 8/31/2019 at 10:06 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can you see Briles getting hired at a suburban or large ISD in Texas? 

I cant.

Yes because the drive to win will rationalize any hire. He has a lot of cover and apologists. The fact that he is not in jail tossing salads right now tells you all you need to know. 

On 9/4/2019 at 1:43 PM, Boogaloo said:

Art's looking a little rough on the road to redemption 

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Maybe he's just cultivating the Harry Dean Stanton look

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On 8/31/2019 at 10:46 AM, hookem48 said:

certainly no fuckheads in metro areas

Not so many that any one of Texas's metros hired him.

4 hours ago, triplelonghorn said:

Not so many that any one of Texas's metros hired him.

they will

Not so many that any one of Texas's metros hired him.

Don’t be so foolish to think this wasn’t a planned pr move. Go somewhere small and win for a year or two and then begin moving up. In the next couple of years he will be coaching at a 5 or 6a school at the least.
On 8/31/2019 at 12:06 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can you see Briles getting hired at a suburban or large ISD in Texas? 

I cant.

Yes, yes I can. The bottom line to those lunatics who think high School football is the be all end all is that they win at all costs. He will be the head guy at a DFW suburban school this spring. 

All the idiot ISD leaders who are wasting money on these obscene county stadiums will hire him in a heartbeat.

1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

Yes, yes I can. The bottom line to those lunatics who think high School football is the be all end all is that they win at all costs. He will be the head guy at a DFW suburban school this spring. 

Agree with this.  He's not going to be at a place like Denton Ryan or Guyer that are consistently strong, but I could easily see someone like Lewisville or the Flower Mound schools hiring him because they're sick of not having success like they used to.  If Denton High hired him, I would fucking burn my alma mater down.  

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Agree with this.  He's not going to be at a place like Denton Ryan or Guyer that are consistently strong, but I could easily see someone like Lewisville or the Flower Mound schools hiring him because they're sick of not having success like they used to.  If Denton High hired him, I would fucking burn my alma mater down.  

Get your lighter fluid ready.

Honestly I think that even the bigger suburban schools will kick the tires on him. Winning matters most. You know it and so does everyone else. I would not be shocked to see Ryan hire him. That high School football thing there is just sad. I am all for having a good program, but holy hell Briles let so many things go awry. 

It needs to be a more country suburb.  Lots of MILFs in Frisco would raise hell.  Prosper not as much.  Celina would have a parade.

Celina isn’t big enough. He’s gonna get a job in south Texas next.

Whichever school is Aledo’s biggest rival will hire him.

The problem is, he's a really good football coach; so he's going to have success.    A lot of good-ole-boy High School (and maybe smaller college) ADs probably wanted to take a chance on Art, but didn't have the balls to be the first.  Now that the first team let him back in he door, I think a lot more teams will give him a look.   If you ignore his dark-black-evil past and just look at his coaching skills, he's an upper level P5 coach.  What school wouldn't want that. 

    

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

Celina isn’t big enough. He’s gonna get a job in south Texas next.

Georgetown?  

Waco High is off to a bad start.  

I think we can all agree that Baylor cost themselves a lot of respect as an institution, as a Christian institution and as a program. 

Their desire to win overshadowed any character and moral decency they had. They really FUCKED IT UP THE ASS!

Art Briles is a good coach, but along the way lost vision. And so did the Baylor administration. 

But, Art is a human. Art has wife and family, too. Can any of us say that had we been in Art's place that we never deserved to work again. Never deserved to provide for our family again. Never deserved to learn a lesson and strive to be a better person again?

I am reminded by a Bible passage I learned in my youth: "Ye who is without sin cast the first stone.".

Art Briles has cetainly been served a large, homemade slice of humble pie and he's wearing a lot of it on his high school coaching tshirt. 

He has taken some well deserved punches in the face and head that knocked him down, but not out and he's trying to get up to face more if he has to. 

Let him up

7 minutes ago, Spudnut said:

I think we can all agree that Baylor cost themselves a lot of respect as an institution, as a Christian institution and as a program. 

Their desire to win overshadowed any character and moral decency they had. They really FUCKED IT UP THE ASS!

Art Briles is a good coach, but along the way lost vision. And so did the Baylor administration. 

But, Art is a human. Art has wife and family, too. Can any of us say that had we been in Art's place that we never deserved to work again. Never deserved to provide for our family again. Never deserved to learn a lesson and strive to be a better person again?

I am reminded by a Bible passage I learned in my youth: "Ye who is without sin cast the first stone.".

Art Briles has cetainly been served a large, homemade slice of humble pie and he's wearing a lot of it on his high school coaching tshirt. 

He has taken some well deserved punches in the face and head that knocked him down, but not out and he's trying to get up to face more if he has to. 

Let him up

Thanks, Jan.

25 minutes ago, Spudnut said:

I think we can all agree that Baylor cost themselves a lot of respect as an institution, as a Christian institution and as a program. 

Their desire to win overshadowed any character and moral decency they had. They really FUCKED IT UP THE ASS!

Art Briles is a good coach, but along the way lost vision. And so did the Baylor administration. 

But, Art is a human. Art has wife and family, too. Can any of us say that had we been in Art's place that we never deserved to work again. Never deserved to provide for our family again. Never deserved to learn a lesson and strive to be a better person again?

I am reminded by a Bible passage I learned in my youth: "Ye who is without sin cast the first stone.".

Art Briles has cetainly been served a large, homemade slice of humble pie and he's wearing a lot of it on his high school coaching tshirt. 

He has taken some well deserved punches in the face and head that knocked him down, but not out and he's trying to get up to face more if he has to. 

Let him up

Nobody says he shouldn't work again.  

But he absolutely should not ever, ever, ever be in a position of responsibility over young men.  Ever.

F Mt. Vernon for hiring him.

And the jackwagon has millions in the bank.  He can afford some very nice humble pie.

On 9/8/2019 at 10:49 PM, Degenerate Gardner said:

Maybe he's just cultivating the Harry Dean Stanton look

Or maybe he's trying to look like shit.  Look at me, I'm just a poor high school football coach, barely getting by.  I can't even afford to get haircut. 

49 minutes ago, Spudnut said:

But, Art is a human.

Debatable.

 

I think we can all agree that Baylor cost themselves a lot of respect as an institution, as a Christian institution and as a program. 
Their desire to win overshadowed any character and moral decency they had. They really FUCKED IT UP THE ASS!
Art Briles is a good coach, but along the way lost vision. And so did the Baylor administration. 
But, Art is a human. Art has wife and family, too. Can any of us say that had we been in Art's place that we never deserved to work again. Never deserved to provide for our family again. Never deserved to learn a lesson and strive to be a better person again?
I am reminded by a Bible passage I learned in my youth: "Ye who is without sin cast the first stone.".
Art Briles has cetainly been served a large, homemade slice of humble pie and he's wearing a lot of it on his high school coaching tshirt. 
He has taken some well deserved punches in the face and head that knocked him down, but not out and he's trying to get up to face more if he has to. 
Let him up

Damn. Who knew we had a Briles here. Which one is it?
On 9/4/2019 at 2:43 PM, Boogaloo said:

Art's looking a little rough on the road to redemption 

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looks like the dude you'd hand a couple of bucks to sitting outside an allsup's in aspermont.

 

 

Tossing stones!! Get your tossing stones, here!! Tossing stones!! Nice, fat, round ones guaranteed to cause real damage!!

Oh, and we also have some "I'm fucking perfect" trucker hats for you redneck assholes!!

Hats and stones!! Three for a dollar! 

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