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Hello aloe vera, my old friend
I've come to rub on you again
Because a sunburn softly, creeping
Left its marks while I was outdoors drinking
And my hammock, that was parked in tree shade... still sways
Within the hail of UV light

I jerked it once after cutting up shitload of jalapenos for salsa and forgetting to wash my hands.  One of the worse pains of my life.  I puked.

1 minute ago, Ten Bears said:

I jerked it once after cutting up shitload of jalapenos for salsa and forgetting to wash my hands.  One of the worse pains of my life.  I puked.

Sounds like how you make salsa in aggyland, actually. 

4 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

I jerked it once after cutting up shitload of jalapenos for salsa and forgetting to wash my hands.  One of the worse pains of my life.  I puked.

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Sumbitches will probably start putting fern plants in the restaurants  and sprouts on the burgers

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Sumbitches will probably start putting fern plants in the restaurants  and sprouts on the burgers

Gottdamnit, that was supposed to go in the Whataburger sold to Chicago yankees thread in the Daily Texan forum.

On 5/26/2019 at 5:07 PM, Ten Bears said:

I jerked it once after cutting up shitload of jalapenos for salsa and forgetting to wash my hands.  One of the worse pains of my life.  I puked.

Once fingered a girl after eating a bunch of well seasoned crawfish.  She did not enjoy it.

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