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#103
36 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I’m guessing I’m the only shagster at the MLS All Star Match?

Fuck Big Ron. Fuck Zlatan.

I'll be enchubbed if y'all get the A-T-L chant going. Fucking raining so damn much, but a friend there says he think it will be close to being completely full.

#104
I’ll be looking for you on the TV.


I look like I came straight from work.

So far the ATL supporters have gotten at least one chant going. Hoping for more.
#109

Are there any Americans on the all-star roster besides Adams, Guzan, Zussi, Hedges, and Parkhurst?  I admittedly don't watch MLS much.

#110
I'll be enchubbed if y'all get the A-T-L chant going. Fucking raining so damn much, but a friend there says he think it will be close to being completely full.


Are you enchubbened?
#116
4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 


From the looks of the photo above, that should read:

NEW MLS ALL-STAR TICKETS SOLD RECORD 72,317


Actual attendance looks to be about 35,000 to 40,000. That's very good, but it falls a little short of 72,317.

PS- I recorded it and plan to watch it from the exercise bike tomorrow.

  • 2 weeks later...
#118

That shit from Rooney was insane today. Orlando fucked up.

 

Newcomer for Fc Dallas Badji scored today.

 

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#119

So yeah I get that MLS is miles and miles behind the best leagues in the world in terms of quality, but if you have a sense of humor about yourself it's a truly wonderful, bat shit crazy league.

 

 

#120

FC Dallas got proper fucked at the end of the game against Seattle. The most bullshit red card I’ve ever seen.  Getting chippy after the match. 

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#122

I like Dallas new no. 10 and hope he can spring some folks but boy we are iffy on the outside defenders. 

Can we trade Colman for some new uniforms that don't look like we are wearing bibs?

#123

Yes we got proper fucked!!! Red card was bullshit then Seattle sit on their ass for 4 minutes and he gave no "extra time" Fuck Seattle I hope we see those putos in the playoffs

#124

Agree with the last several posts.  Wondering how the DC Utd game got like 50 VAR's, but FC Dallas couldn't get one that would have been an easy call.  And F the ref for losing all 4 mins of added time.

#125
16 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yes we got proper fucked!!! Red card was bullshit then Seattle sit on their ass for 4 minutes and he gave no "extra time" Fuck Seattle I hope we see those putos in the playoffs

While I hate Seattle, our record against them should indicate that we don't want to be anywhere near them come the playoffs. 

#126

Yea you are right. I was just pissed off last night. Would love to see them not make the playoffs 

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#131
25 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Bitch ass Dynamo throwing dirty shots

Elbow to the head and no card. MLS refs gonna MLS

That was nasty.  Flagrant elbow.  No card.

Hollingshead has been brutal for Dallas.  Terrible touches.

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#134
15 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

What the fuck is the point of VAR?? Dallas just got fucked hard

MLS is consistently shitty in its application of VAR.

#140
9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Does anyone think that Martinez will be in the MLS next year?

Miggy won't be, that's basically a given.

#150

Shitty day for the Longhorns, but I'm glad FC Dallas was able to seal the deal and win the cannon. The spurt after half time was pretty great. Barrios is looking damn good as well. 

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