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Streaming Stros, watching Final 4 on TV, all cooking prep done and waiting.  I’m on my 8th beer.  Great weather.

fisnished beer 3 and heading into my 5th eagle rare.  my in-laws place is really exciting. 

By the way, roller coasters are a lot more fin when you have a fask

One more thing, I hope the lord Jesus doesn't punish me with too severe of a hangover during services tomorrow

Want to hear a good joke to share with your friends at church tomorrow?

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

At the in-laws house my trick is to only drink high abv beers in order to maximize buzz and minimize judgement (they don’t drink) Stone Enjoy by 4/20 at 9.2% made for a nice little Saturday

I woke up last night in my recliner at 330am. Don't remember getting there. Got up at 10am, brushed my teeth and had bacardi and Dr pepper for breakfast and started smoking 2 racks of spare ribs. I've rotated thru Revolver Blood and Honey, Pils, and back to liquor. I don't have to be up u til 7am for work. I have no idea of the count but its definitely not as high as last night. Maybe 10 drinks  in all. I'm drunk rambling/typing

I only had 2 beers because my house was being fumigated and that's all I brought to the hotel room with me.

I was in Bend, Oregon and went to 3 or 4 great breweries.  Drank many hazy IPAs.  Also smoked a ton of weed. 

 

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