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Yeah these have cropped up before, maybe on TOS. Very entertaining.

Old news, but still highly entertaining.

 

I always enjoy the nine gallons of bourbon she puts in the drink.

Edited by Jimbaround

I've not really looked into it, but it's got to be a joke right?

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Wassat, I can walks a shtrait line and count my abshes backerds, no problem offisher.

The Youtube comments are great. "And there it is. A mint salad."

She invites you up to her place.

She makes that "cocktail."

You are damned straight drinking it, telling her how good it is.  Because you are a man, and you are shameless.  And, because hey, lots of bourbon.

You know, I don't mind a cherry. But you don't fucking muddle it in the bottom of the glass. Someone also needs to help her learn how much 3 oz is. 

I'll pass, just hand me the fifth of Jim beam and a coke. 

 

Just now, Brisketexan said:

You are damned straight drinking it, telling her how good it is.

You underestimate how much of an asshole I am. 

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A dry martini is nothing but straight gin????  Lulz.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

You underestimate how much of an asshole I am. 

It's amazing how much assholery can be trumped by "I got a shot at this babe."

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

It's amazing how much assholery can be trumped by "I got a shot at this babe."

Yeah you're probably right. Unless I had already smashed. Then my remark would probably be "what in the motherfuck is this?"

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

She invites you up to her place.

She makes that "cocktail."

You are damned straight drinking it, telling her how good it is.  Because you are a man, and you are shameless.  And, because hey, lots of bourbon.

Exactly. I'm not really seeing the problem here. 

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24 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Exactly. I'm not really seeing the problem here. 

How about her dry martini?

I stopped the video after seeing Beam. Did she also use orange liqueur instead of a rhind? So many bars commit that crime.

But yeah, she's hot and if she made those for me in exchange for a roll in the hay I'd oblige.

She's like a pour man's Giada de Laurentiis 

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