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Please stop

Fuck off. I want to see him killing 200 soldiers while using a walker.
4 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Fuck off. I want to see him killing 200 soldiers while using a walker.

I’ll give you a bed pan you'll never forget...

Complete and total destruction of the commode in his assisted living apartment.

The sequel to this will be:  Rambo - Last Blood, One Final Drop. 

man, does stallone know how to go back to the fucking well, or what?

was the last rambo movie that myanmar one? i guess i kind of liked that one.

this looks like gran turino get off my lawn with actual killing and splosions and stuff

 

58 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

It looks like Home Alone, Rambo style.  

Haha.  Brilliant idea really

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

The sequel to this will be:  Rambo - Last Blood, One Final Drop. 

Or a tag team with Rambo and Rambro

rambro.jpg

12 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

the movie will end with Rambo Revealing that he is Rocky.

Fixed.  

As a kid of the 80’s-90’s I’m required to be in.  

In.  If you like karate kid and cobra Kia you’ll like this. Fuck yeah I’m in. Prolly Netflix though. Not theatre. 

 

Did Luby's fuck up Rambo's Luann platter? Shits about to get real. 

Also, is ArmyBrat making a cameo in this? 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

2008’s Rambo was fucking solid.

That part where he was mowing a-holes down with the 50-cal was bad to the bone.

11 hours ago, Eugene11 said:

In.  If you like karate kid and cobra Kia you’ll like this. Fuck yeah I’m in. Prolly Netflix though. Not theatre. 

 

You serious Clark?  They show graphic killing and mutilation in KK and CK?

Can someone tell me the name of the song in the trailer? I think I heard it before but I can't remember where?

Can someone tell me the name of the song in the trailer? I think I heard it before but I can't remember where?
Old Town Road
13 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

That part where he was mowing a-holes down with the 50-cal was bad to the bone.

I feel like that was half the movie, and it was awesome. And Julie Benz. And explosions. 

15 hours ago, trza-hawk said:

Can someone tell me the name of the song in the trailer? I think I heard it before but I can't remember where?

Freebird 

17 hours ago, trza-hawk said:

Can someone tell me the name of the song in the trailer? I think I heard it before but I can't remember where?

Fucking horrible.  Every time I hear that god damn song or see the absurd video.....

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til.......

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Hmm.

Tango & Cash sequel next?  Because I'm definitely in for that. 

You know I didn't even watch the trailer the first time. Using "Old Town Road" as the intro is fucking hilarious. I might actually have to go see this. 

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On 6/2/2019 at 11:32 PM, NorthLoop said:

I feel like that was half the movie, and it was awesome. And Julie Benz. And explosions. 

It's my go to 2:30 AM, drunk as shit, Real 'Merican let the neighbors know I am bat shit insane scene played at 2K dcb.

I'm still waiting for the sequel to the greatest Stallone movie ever made..."Over the Top".

sylvester stallone baseball cap GIF by Warner Archive

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm still waiting for the sequel to the greatest Stallone movie ever made..."Over the Top".

sylvester stallone baseball cap GIF by Warner Archive

You misspelled cobra and that gif isn’t from it. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You misspelled cobra and that gif isn’t from it. 

Classic 

you know what’s bad for your health?

ME

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You misspelled cobra and that gif isn’t from it. 

Cobra-Poster-7.jpg

Rambo- Menopause

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them dudes was gettin FUUUCKKKED UP!

the skinny brothers head tho..

dont fuck with the rambone!

4 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

them dudes was gettin FUUUCKKKED UP!

the skinny brothers head tho..

dont fuck with the rambone!

worth a trip to the theater or wait for streaming?

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

worth a trip to the theater or wait for streaming?

Wait for streaming IMO. 2008 Rambo was way better. I will say they got pretty creative on how Rambo kills 75-100 people. Overall it wasn't as good as I had hoped.

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