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oh god... this is the cherry on top.

Imagine Dragons?!

Maybe they’ll do a two hour show and we can just skip the soccer altogether. That would be the tits!

B/R makes Fox’s coverage look impeccable.   Holy shit bleacher report is horrific 

Most Tottenham shit ever. Unbelievable.

i know i would take it if i was a Liverpool supporter, but come on.

Get the whore out of our football match

That might be the hottest streaker I've ever seen. 

Guessing her top had some political BS written across it. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Get the whore out of our football match

Hey now that's no way to talk about Harry Kane

6 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm here for streaker pics.

I think she's too old for you bro

I know mdmost had good intentions but honestly this match could use a few hoors at this point. 

What a fucking snoozefest. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What a fucking snoozefest. 

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know mdmost had good intentions but honestly this match could use a few hoors at this point. 

What a fucking snoozefest. 

Give Liverpool some more goals and you can have some whores. 

The next good ball Tottenham puts in the box....

Glad it's halftime so I can start some laundry.  That'll be more exciting.

Highlight of the game

 

Klopp is hopefully gonna make small tactical tweaks and we’ll come out and dominate the first 20 minutes of the next half. Feel it’s easier to adjust when you’re not clearly successful going forward between the lines. Tottenham will (and probably should) feel like they controlled the game after the penalty and had some bad luck/bounces in the final third to prevent a clear goal scoring opportunity. Hopefully they think they just need to stay the course while Klopp comes out with an antithetical style that exploits it a bit.

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The next good ball Tottenham puts in the box....

The 4-2-3-1 and starting Kane were dumb. Pochettino got it wrong.

This is like the old BCS Championship game that was played 50+ days after the end of the regular season.  Sloppy as hell from both sides, surely this half will be better.

"Tottenham with the ball now, and they fuck up their attack. Liverpool with the ball. They get a little bit closer, no shot from them either"

Rinse and repeat 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Greatest. Dive. Ever.

He’s going to die from embarrassment 

The game of Settlers of Catan I played last night was more dramatic than this. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The game of Settlers of Catan I played last night was more dramatic than this. 

Great game. 

Fuck this I have better things to do. Go Chelsea. Go big tit streaker girl. Good luck to those of you sticking this one out. 

I’m hating all the long balls...no pun intended. 

2 minutes ago, JNip said:

I’m hating all the long balls...no pun intended. 

Worst of the EPL.

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

What happened to Steve McManaman (not that I miss him)?

He killed himself.

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