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He's a gigantic cunt who covers for steroided-up men who assault women, but at least he's not Barry Switzer.  

 

Bob Stoops may be a complete prick with no class whatsoever, but at least he's not as hopelessly pathetic as his brothers.

6 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

enjoys a good cock, nttawwt

To expound in this, one could say he is a a consummate professional when it comes to eating bags of dicks.  

He can relax his throat and suppress the gag reflex like nobody else since Barry Switzer.  

How those two aren’t teaming up and sweeping the 1-2 spots in all those hotdog eating competitions is beyond me.  

Unlike the players he recruited, he personally hasn’t hit a woman 

He never won a national championship with a full class of his own recruits.

He won 10 conference championships.  Fucking 10...in what, 16 seasons or some such?  That's insanely good.  He's a fucking cock-sucking asshole.  But he won more hardware in this league (which was a pretty damn good one for most of its lifespan) than anybody else ever will.  We can joke all we want, but the man took down conference championships like Mack Brown took down subscriptions to "Excuses Weekly"...a fantastic periodical if you have the time.  I'll always be embarrassed for our program and how little it achieved while Stoops was racking up two fistfuls of both cock, and championship rings...

The man can give Bruce Arians a run for his money in the "Pegging Ultramarathon"/"Let me watch you fuck my lady friend but then get really gay at the end by springing from my viewing chair and sucking you off to be the catcher's mitt for your deviant spunk all over my bloated face" category.

he sucks dick like a champ

Like all other living creatures, he will die one day. So I guess you could say he’s relatable. 

3 minutes ago, BigXII said:

he sucks dick like a champ

You speaking from experience?

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

You speaking from experience?

Yeah, bob stoops sucked my dick.

Before his predictable chokes on the big stage, he won a lot of regular season games.

1 hour ago, Waterface said:

The man can give Bruce Arians a run for his money in the "Pegging Ultramarathon"/"Let me watch you fuck my lady friend but then get really gay at the end by springing from my viewing chair and sucking you off to be the catcher's mitt for your deviant spunk all over my bloated face" category.

User name just misses checking out due to lack of viscosity. 

If Martin Luther King, Jr. was famous for eating dicks, he’d be a lot like Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stoops has a very strong voice...

with which he incessantly whined to officials like no other coach before or since.  crybaby motherfucker...

 

Still my favorite Stoops pic ever.   One on One Red hot poker scene relived, as Stoops had told Chris Todd if he didn't come to OU, he's never win.  Well, 'cept for this time...

ToddvsStoops.jpg

He's never had sex with South Austin's mom. He did defeat her several years running in the Cock Gobbling Masters Championships, though.

As far as I know he hasn't committed the felony of covering up and obstructing justice of nearly 20 rapes, 5 of them gang rapes, by people he's directly responsible for monitoring. 

He wasn't a pussy when it came time to play in Dallas every October, like someone we know.

15 hours ago, Lobo said:

He won 10 conference championships.  Fucking 10...in what, 16 seasons or some such?  That's insanely good.  He's a fucking cock-sucking asshole.  But he won more hardware in this league (which was a pretty damn good one for most of its lifespan) than anybody else ever will.  We can joke all we want, but the man took down conference championships like Mack Brown took down subscriptions to "Excuses Weekly"...a fantastic periodical if you have the time.  I'll always be embarrassed for our program and how little it achieved while Stoops was racking up two fistfuls of both cock, and championship rings...

Yep. He made Mack Brown his bitch so many years. 4 Black Saturdays happened in that time. Fucking 4. Yeah they came up short in all their national title games except one and many BCS games but he fucking owned the Big 12. Even on seemingly down years they found a way to win the conference. The stars had to align for Mack Brown to win a conference and a few of those was because OU was so down for whatever reason that not even Mack could fuck it up.

fuck that cocksucker

Edited by The Tower

18 hours ago, Lobo said:

He won 10 conference championships.  Fucking 10...in what, 16 seasons or some such?  That's insanely good.  He's a fucking cock-sucking asshole.  But he won more hardware in this league (which was a pretty damn good one for most of its lifespan) than anybody else ever will.  We can joke all we want, but the man took down conference championships like Mack Brown took down subscriptions to "Excuses Weekly"...a fantastic periodical if you have the time.  I'll always be embarrassed for our program and how little it achieved while Stoops was racking up two fistfuls of both cock, and championship rings...

He earned this thread.  Not too many on the other side of the GROAT work up much hate over milquetoast Mack...

Edited by ChiTownDoc

He’s really good at deep throating 1 or 2 dozen steaming boners. He’s even better at taking them up the ass.

He’s also good at hiding compensation for other people that attempt to play football and love dude on dude fucking. NTTAWWT.

He likes dicks as much as I like pussy.

does that count? 

Also, fuck OU in the goat ass 

I feel dirty trying to think of BS positives. Fuck this thread 

It is amazing how good OU has been over the years with zero reason other than pure cheating. 

They are not a large rich state. 

Norman is a small town flat shithole 

The State does not produce a large number of recruits. 

The school academically is a joke

The only reason they are good is their large history of cheating, but now the brand has a history of success, and can recruit off that. 

They're good at football because they don't trip over themselves with bullshit like "Class", "best high school football in the nation", or "good kids who graduate."  

While I hate them, they haven't rampantly cheated as of late, they recruit where they need to, and they bring home massive amounts of hardware.  

Academically, a degree from there is worth about the same as a "HIV negative" certificate from the free clinic.  But they win football games.  

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