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4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Bob Stoops doesn't support ISIS...I think.

What??? ISIS stands for "I see, I suck", right? Is that a clue?

He wipes his ass at least twice a week and he stopped shitting in the shower after his wife complained.  

He enlightened the world regarding iodine deficiency and its ugly effects 

4 hours ago, coachkiss said:

He was smart enough to get out of Ohio.

But took a few steps down when he moved to Oklahoma.

People who harvest and bag dicks aren't in danger of losing their livelyhood any time soon thanks to Bobby.


Was that too nice? Maybe..

A vile human but less so than Briles. 

  • 2 years later...

Like the McRib, he is back for a limited time only. 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 6/1/2019 at 9:00 PM, lemonandaturd said:

He wipes his ass at least twice a week and he stopped shitting in the shower after his wife complained.  

Well, Stoops is obviously pussy whipped.

On 5/31/2019 at 10:35 PM, Lobo said:

He won 10 conference championships.  Fucking 10...in what, 16 seasons or some such?  That's insanely good.  He's a fucking cock-sucking asshole.  But he won more hardware in this league (which was a pretty damn good one for most of its lifespan) than anybody else ever will.  We can joke all we want, but the man took down conference championships like Mack Brown took down subscriptions to "Excuses Weekly"...a fantastic periodical if you have the time.  I'll always be embarrassed for our program and how little it achieved while Stoops was racking up two fistfuls of both cock, and championship rings...

You sucked his dick, didn't you?

On 6/1/2019 at 2:30 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Yep. He made Mack Brown his bitch so many years. 4 Black Saturdays happened in that time. Fucking 4. Yeah they came up short in all their national title games except one and many BCS games but he fucking owned the Big 12. Even on seemingly down years they found a way to win the conference. The stars had to align for Mack Brown to win a conference and a few of those was because OU was so down for whatever reason that not even Mack could fuck it up.

Don't mind Vic, His gooner world is collapsing all around him and this is all he knows.
That and cornholing the old fashion way before plywood.
But do ask him about his fire sale of Lincoln Riley porn mags.

On 6/1/2019 at 7:03 PM, Neonmoon said:

It is amazing how good OU has been over the years with zero reason other than pure cheating. 

They are not a large rich state. 

Norman is a small town flat shithole 

The State does not produce a large number of recruits. 

The school academically is a joke

The only reason they are good is their large history of cheating, but now the brand has a history of success, and can recruit off that. 

I'll allow it.

59 minutes ago, Spudnuts said:

Don't mind Vic, His gooner world is collapsing all around him and this is all he knows.
That and cornholing the old fashion way before plywood.
But do ask him about his fire sale of Lincoln Riley porn mags.

Who the fuck are you, weirdo?

1 hour ago, Spudnuts said:

You sucked his dick, didn't you?

Nope, but Mack Brown sure as fuck did.  Charlie sucked his balls.  Dunno what happened after that except the University of Texas Longhorns Football Program continues to take overrated Texas high school football talent (The Uncle Rico's Writ Large, if you will) and fuck it up twelve ways from Tuesday.  Y'all can have your high school glory days..............college football in Texas is an underwhelming zero in many respects.  

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck are you, weirdo?

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Being a dickavore, he would never subject us to pictures of a brisket abortion.

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Being a dickavore, he would never subject us to pictures of a brisket abortion.

Penovore is the term you are looking for.

He inspires great MS Paint work.

@THUJONE do you still have your website that has all the historic MS paint?  It would be fun to take a walk down memory lane of your old Stoops and Dicks series.

There was that time he helped the tornado victims rebuild their homes.  He was wearing a hat to not draw attention to himself as he was actually digging a hole to bury all the puppies he just murdered.  Yep some poor family has 18 dead puppies in their foundation 

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