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#5

I looked for one of those "Thee University" stickers that Baylor used to sell but came up empty.

#10
On 6/1/2019 at 8:32 PM, Bullneck said:

I looked for one of those "Thee University" stickers that Baylor used to sell but came up empty.

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Maybe Ohio State has a trademark on the word "thee", as when announcing a (former) athlete on NFL rosters during a televised game..?

#11
18 hours ago, kopp0e said:

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Maybe Ohio State has a trademark on the word "thee", as when announcing a (former) athlete on NFL rosters during a televised game..?

That's the male version of crazy eyes.

#13

I went to the "DardeN Grad School of Business" at UVA.  First day of school, a Japanese exchange kid showed up in his Audi with the vanity plate of "DardeM."

 

Crose.

 

 

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#14
30 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Which vanity plates are stupid?

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fight me 

#16

eh, ya know, it's a family hauler, room for the whole family and kids with enough trunk space for a good trip to Costco... and gets me home safe and sound even in the elements

a practical wagon, that's all

#17

as for the sound, the boxer engine sounds like the combination of a1960s VW Beetle and a beer shart, plus the turbo whine of a Dustbuster with a dying battery

 

#18
11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

eh, ya know, it's a family hauler, room for the whole family and kids with enough trunk space for a good trip to Costco... and gets me home safe and sound even in the elements

a practical wagon, that's all 

You're a lesbian?

#22
33 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Did Rocko have vanity plates?

Naw, instead he left the dealer's window sticker on the windshield.

"As is - no warranty."

#29

My truck is all black, so I got the generic all black license plate, with random numerals/letters like this:

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Am I an offender? 

#30
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

My truck is all black, so I got the generic all black license plate, with random numerals/letters like this:

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Am I an offender? 

Do you have to tell someone when you move, and give them your new address?

#31

My fishing team is probably going on the boat trailer plates at some point.  I will not do it on my everyday ride tho.   

Rimbo.  Fucking well done. 

#32
Do you have to tell someone when you move, and give them your new address?

Not understanding the question but yes, in Texas you always have to tell the dmv when you move no matter what your license plate looks like.

 

On edit I believe it is 30 days. And I would think the other 49 states are similar.

#33

Offender... Short for "sex offender"

Something we used to say when I was younger. Probably too much of an inside joke.

#34
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:
3 hours ago, SKJ said:
Do you have to tell someone when you move, and give them your new address?

Not understanding the question but yes, in Texas you always have to tell the dmv when you move no matter what your license plate looks like.

Offender, short for sex offender... Something we used to say when I was younger...

Maybe too much of an inside joke

#35
Offender, short for sex offender... Something we used to say when I was younger...
Maybe too much of an inside joke
Okay, I was whooshed
#38
On 6/3/2019 at 5:37 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Which vanity plates are stupid?

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My plates are HOOK EM and HORNS.

I’ve been asked if I like to fish and if I’m a musician. I told the second dumbass that, yes, I am a musician, but WOODWINDS had too many characters. A fishing guide friend and a taxidermist friend have first dibs.

I don’t live in Texas, obviously.

#42

I’d sport either of Wally Pryor’s plates or any UT shit I could do without using numbers in place of letters. But that’s it. Everything else is regarded

#44
11 minutes ago, PokerFace said:

Saw a Honda Odyssey with the license plate "Iliad." Thought it was actually pretty good. 

"Homer's" would have been better.

#48
5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Two types of people in this world: idiots and those without vanity plates.

My reply above also goes to you.

#49
15 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I’d sport either of Wally Pryor’s plates or any UT shit I could do without using numbers in place of letters. But that’s it. Everything else is regarded

I got my UT themed vanity plate in 1979 when I was a senior at UT and have had it ever since.  Back then you got new ones every year so I have quite a stack of them. 

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