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    Some people make friends, MIA makes enemas.

  • Maybe you shouldn't squirt the water so far inside?

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    Have fun fucking fat moon-faced Lutheran chicks when it's 50 degrees below zero in January you Yankee cunts.

Surly yesterday

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Overnight

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This morning

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Still waiting on the front here in Houston. Doesn't look like we'll get much of a cool down before sunset, though it is encouraging to see humidity levels/dew points dropping significantly the next few hours. Was still pretty damn muggy walking into the office this morning.

Gonna be able to open up the windows and air the house out today for the first time since May or so

33 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Still waiting on the front here in Houston. Doesn't look like we'll get much of a cool down before sunset, though it is encouraging to see humidity levels/dew points dropping significantly the next few hours. Was still pretty damn muggy walking into the office this morning.

It hasn't hit yet?  Good, cause I was like "this some bullshit" 

 

Walking outside this morning...

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It hasn't hit yet?  Good, cause I was like "this some bullshit" 
 


Yeh basically no change this morning in Houston

Little better now but still hot
3 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

 


Yeh basically no change this morning in Houston

Little better now but still hot

 

Walked a few blocks through Midtown to pick up lunch a little while ago. Ambient temp is still high 80's, but you can feel a stronger, cooler breeze than usual blowing in. It won't really feel like a different season until late this evening/tomorrow morning.

4 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Still waiting on the front here in Houston. Doesn't look like we'll get much of a cool down before sunset, though it is encouraging to see humidity levels/dew points dropping significantly the next few hours. Was still pretty damn muggy walking into the office this morning.

Was windy and seemed cool downtown at lunch, but I guess cool is a relative term.  I didn't sweat walking two blocks.

99 in Arizona. Why the fuck am I here this week.

4 hours ago, mcbrisket said:

Walking outside this morning...

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That's the same expression I have when I step out of my office at 6:00 and unleash the salvo of farts I've built up all afternoon

1 minute ago, Kavinsky said:

That's the same expression I have when I step out of my office at 6:00 and unleash the salvo of farts I've built up all afternoon

Why wait?

And just like that: the low in central Tennessee this weekend is 33°

6 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Only mostly dead. It should be 95 on Wednesday.

I'm showing 97 on Thursday.  Two day cool down and then upper 80s to low 90s for most of the rest of October.  Such bullshit.

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Why wait?

Several complaints to HR citing "an unrelenting barrage of flatulence coupled by a nauseous miasma from Kavinsky's cubicle" 

It is colder here in Round Rock than it is in London!

Opened all the windows for the first time since early May.    Gotta get 5 months worth of stale old people farts & Metamucil belches out of the place.

 

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I know heaven arrives in a few hours, but it’s after 10pm on Oct 10 and it’s 86 degrees with 65% humidity.   Fuck that 

Nothing like the 91 hi, 48 lo 

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It is colder here in Round Rock than it is in London!

 

Gotta put myself back in that place again

28 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I know heaven arrives in a few hours, but it’s after 10pm on Oct 10 and it’s 86 degrees with 65% humidity.   Fuck that 

Yes, but some people may have to put on long sleeves in the middle of Autumn tomorrow night.  Won't you think of the children?  

I'm gonna miss underbutt as much as anybody tomorrow night, but texas needs a break from this bullshit summer.  

celebrated the end to the blast furnace with a few cold beers sitting by the river. Tomorrow will be glorious. 

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I know heaven arrives in a few hours, but it’s after 10pm on Oct 10 and it’s 86 degrees with 65% humidity.   Fuck that 

That lightning show out west for the last 2 hours or so has been fantastic.

This is so fucked. 2 days ago it was 70 and perfect. Now its 32.


Looks like the perfect temp for tomorrows game at least

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Just let the dog out and she gave that WTF look, turned around and came rt back in 

25 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This is so fucked. 2 days ago it was 70 and perfect. Now its 32.


Looks like the perfect temp for tomorrows game at least

Yeah, Saturday forecast here in Central Texas looks pretty damn glorious. Chilly but clear with a hint of football in the air.

This is so fucked. 2 days ago it was 70 and perfect. Now its 32.




Good. Enjoy the winter.

In 15 hours the temperature outside my house has dropped 50 degrees.

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1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

In 15 hours the temperature outside my house has dropped 50 degrees.

Yep, went from 86 at 10:30 last night to 46 and dumping rain at 6:30 this morning.  
 

I think this one may be in post production wrap up now 

This is so fucked. 2 days ago it was 70 and perfect. Now its 32.




Good. Enjoy the winter.
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3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This is so fucked. 2 days ago it was 70 and perfect. Now its 32.


Looks like the perfect temp for tomorrows game at least

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Now it's our turn to brag.  Have fun

And on Oct. 15th, officially "Mid-October", it's going to be 95 degrees again.  this is fucking weird.  

Wow, kickoff in Dallas is gonna be 64 degrees and mostly sunny.  What a great gameday forecast, I'm jealous of y'all who are gonna be there in person.  

In 23 years of that game, I don't ever remember weather being that gorgeous.  

Summer 2019 decided to take one final victory lap. Feels like a tropical rainforest in Houston today and the forecast is calling for a warm, muggy weekend.

 

We're getting repeatedly teabagged by the sweaty, wrinkled scrotum of Old Man Summer.

Middle of OCtober, literally.  And heat index flirting with 100 degrees.  My pledge bros and I can't even bust our patagonia yet and deer murder season is almost here.  

What a beautiful crisp, 97 degree October afternoon.

It was 44 degrees here this morning.

Beautiful weather all day.

Fuck that "sweating your ass off while handing out Halloween candy" bullshit.

Seeing some mid-40's in the forecast for Friday and Saturday. I think we can officially close down the BF2019 thread tomorrow morning. You disordered weirdos that enjoy unseasonably warm weather get one last dose today.

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